View Full Version : United States vs Baron Max: A Charge Of High Treason


Gustav
09-09-05, 01:57 PM
We Hereby Bring the Charge of High Treason against Baron Max for Attempting To Weaken the United States and to Aid and Abet its Enemies

We, The People, Demand that there be an Immediate, Independent, And Thorough Investigation into the Following Matters; and that the Appropriate Judicial Actions be taken According to the U.S. Constitution.

We Provide as Proof, these Incriminating Statements that Directly Challenge Section 8, Clause 1 of the United States Constititution.

We also Seek and Rrequest the Investigation to be All Encompassing and without Limitations in its Scope in Order to Uncover Collaborators and Conspiracies

ITEM 1

That's where we fucked up ....big time!! It's not the place of the federal

government to "protect us" ...EXCEPT from foreign invaders (or possibly domestic militias or

revolutionaries, etc.). That's where we went wrong. And now we expect the feds to do

everything for us ...and mostly without us lifting one damned finger to help!

Baron Max

ITEM 2

I'd eliminate any and all welfare expenditures immediately! If the people

couldn't survive, fuck 'em.
I'd eliminate FEMA and Homeland Security and any other government "service" that wasn't

absolutely necessary. If terrorists wanted to come into a city and blow it up, fuck it ...let

the city handle it.
I'd eliminate any expenditures to cities or states and if they couldn't survive, fuck 'em.
I'd build up the military and start conquering nations all over the world. If they tried to

fight and kill my men, I'd nuke 'em until everything was totally destroyed ....right down to

grass!!

I'd do a few other things, too, but I can't think of 'em all right now.

Baron Max

ITEM 3

War is fun ....sometimes scary as hell, but it's still fun. Talk about an

adrenaline rush!!!

Baron Max

ITEM 4

Oh, I don't know ...just to see if he could win? Does he get points for

winning? Hell, I don't know why anyone on Earth would want to be President of the United

States. If they offered it to me, I'd tell 'em to kiss my ass! ...well, unless they gave me

the full power to take the nation to war! Then I might consider it.

Baron Max

Gustav
09-09-05, 01:58 PM
oh? cool!
aye aye
hang him

spidergoat
09-09-05, 02:26 PM
You know, I can understand his position to a degree, but it's contradictory and incomplete. Get rid of the frederal government entirely, or just ignore it, and this world might be a better place. Unfortunately, he also seems to support (forgive me if I'm incorrect) the regime of King George, who increases the size of federal government, as well as their powers to observe and thus control the people.

Gustav
09-09-05, 02:31 PM
ahh
the conspiracy widens

;)

ReighnStorm
09-11-05, 10:20 AM
This just proves he's senile, old, and deseased (mentally) but hey I'm with you!

devils_reject
09-11-05, 10:45 AM
LOL lets hear it for the baron

Communist Hamster
09-11-05, 01:23 PM
This just proves he's senile, old, and deseased (mentally) but hey I'm with you!

Is that mentally diseased or mentally deceased?

cato
09-11-05, 01:45 PM
perhaps its a combination

ReighnStorm
09-15-05, 12:13 PM
Is that mentally diseased or mentally deceased?
actually both

top mosker
09-17-05, 07:03 PM
So who has the rope?

Pi-Sudoku
09-28-05, 05:01 AM
Public Hangings are so boring, there is nothing like laser quest

TruthSeeker
09-28-05, 05:17 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! :m:

TruthSeeker
09-28-05, 05:18 PM
Whatever happened to the Bill of Rights.....!? :confused:

Reminds me of a Simpson's episode....... :D