Hello all! I'm new here. I don't really know where to post or anything. I am sure I am violating one of the rules by just posting a message saying hello. Sorry :(

Anyway. My name is Alex. Hello!

Hello.

hi alex....here's a big, friendly smile to make u feel better...:D

Hello fellow Alex.

Thanks hairstreak. I am feeling happier by the minute :)

Hey cool two Alexs! Maybe we have other things in common.

hey im also new to this and confused...it'll get better i hope *hides in corner and whimpers*:D

Nice to meet you!
:cool:

i guess i'm pretty new too, i guess...but i feel at home!

I'm new too!...

I'm the one who is gonna spice up this forum with a bit of controversy!...BIATCH!

Originally posted by Eminem
I'm new too!...

I'm the one who is gonna spice up this forum with a bit of controversy!...BIATCH!

why does Eminem never smile?

doesn't he like the stink of money ?

Eminem cool it man or ill have to cool you down and that wont be fun. Hi Alex, you will get used to this and get the hang of it very soon.

hey to both of you and no there is no rules against saying hi:p

welcome to the biggest trap on the net:p

Originally posted by Asguard


welcome to the biggest trap on the net:p

are you referring to my mouth?

Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro!!

Originally posted by suzoe
Hey cool two Alexs! Maybe we have other things in common.
Was this comment supposed to be hilarious?

cool it every one!!! Good god !! :rolleyes:

I dont think so:bugeye:

i'm so cool that they call me the white micheal jackson

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i'm so cool that they call me the white micheal jackson

Michael Jackson isn't white?

I'm so cool that when you hang out with me you have to wear a spacesuit.

Originally posted by one_raven
Michael Jackson isn't white?

i already made the joke...you silly...

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i already made the joke...you silly...

OHHH
I thought you were making a joke about how "cool" he is.

Silly me,

Originally posted by suzoe
Hello all! I'm new here. I don't really know where to post or anything. I am sure I am violating one of the rules by just posting a message saying hello. Sorry :(

Anyway. My name is Alex. Hello!

hello suzoe.....I'm so cool , I give my bank manager a lift to work!.....welcome

I'm so cool I once raped a moving cargo train.

*crowd rabble="damn that IS cool", "yeah that certainly is cool", "did he say moving?" ,"i think he did!", "cool" *

a catfight...

and they both struggle to grasp basic english.....

I'm sure that they will call the beginning of the 3rd millenium the second renaissance. There is so much enlightment around nowadays.

do you know what thats called? do you? its called a typo....a typing error, now, how about you go run a cold bath and sit in it for a day or two!? yea? then once you have done that, come back and we can work on this attitude of yours.

remember....your not actualy eminem, fortunatly for you, so dont try and act like him, because quite frankly, you make a prick of yourself.

yours truly "the dumbass" !?:rolleyes:

To the new people: welcome ot the wierdness.

and they both struggle to grasp basic english..... Allow me to show examples:You dumb-fuck... You seriously dumb piece of shit! YA ILL NUKE YOUR ASS I'LL JUST GET SOME FROM SADOM!!! Please watch the language.

Originally posted by Gifted
Please watch the language.

I second that.

Never have insults contributed anything. Such threads degenerate quickly in an insult match. It is sad to see this happen in a thread from a new member. You are really welcoming posters this way...




Welcome to the new members. May you find what you are looking for at sciforums. :)

Eminem:

Grammar is how you use words, not how you spell them.

so yer thu dummas, stoopid!

Ok Tallguy...Maybe it was just one of those 'typo' things...

Originally posted by Eminem
...SADOM doesn't exist, but if you are talking about the President Of Iraq, Saddam Hussain...

Just for your info... The person you stated is not the President of Iraq. Saddam Hussein is!! :D

umm I thought this was a hello thread not a flame war. Play nice nice childern. hello :)

WE ALL LOVE YOU ALEX.....heheheheheheehehehehehehe JUST KIDDIN! Scary ain't I? Sorry I'm just playing dog...

Originally posted by Tallguy
Just for your info... The person you stated is not the President of Iraq. Saddam Hussein is!! :D

actually it depends on the language how you spell his name

My name is Tallguy in every language :bugeye: But we're speaking English, so just call me Tallguy....

Hello suzoe.

Yeah Tallguy, either it was another 'typo' or it depends what language you talk in...just like americans write color and here in england we write colour...or you guys write Mom we write Mum...there are alot of small examples like that in the english language.

Okay Eminem.... I noticed an "lol" at the end of one of your posts.. Are you jokin' around or are you seriously a jerk? If you're jokin', sorry I picked on you. If you're a jerk, then I hope nukem gets ya!

Welcome to SciForums :)

LOL...

Thanks.

lol=joking?
Hmmm thats good to know...

Hey tall guy, i've been meaning to tell you this but I thought it would be considered out of line or below the belt, but, with my new lol-shield I shall proceed, you are a stinking loser, I hate your guts and I want you to experience a considerably painful demise, once dead I want your parents and children to defecate on your corpse, smearing it onto your lips like a balm while cackling maniacally.... lol

You misunderstood... terribly. I was asking if he was joking around, which is sometimes implied when somebody is laughing. Do you know what "lol" means?

Dr Nou Latic...

sorry dude, but you sound seriously messed up in the head and just a BIT mentally retarded!

Originally posted by Tallguy
You misunderstood... terribly. I was asking if he was joking around, which is sometimes implied when somebody is laughing. Do you know what "lol" means?
I didn't misunderstand at all, I was making the point that eminem wasn't joking around, he was merely "laughing out loud" at his own zingers that he aimed at you, of course if you give him the opportunity to concede by asking "were you joking?" he will say "yes" to avoid further conflict which, he knows from experience, isn't his forte'.
I'm very skilled at cyber-psychology, I can detect these things;)

What? No lol? :D

Originally posted by Eminem
Skilled at "cyber-psychology"?

Well that explains it..your just a low-life spending his life on the internet...Get a life jackass.

and still he persists in making a fool of himself....i would have no quams about him flaming dr lou natic, if he showed more inteligence, more humor and more whitt, than dr lou, but unfortunatly, he doesnt....by a long way.

so my new suggestion to 'EMINEM' *snigger* is to shut up,
and try and start afresh, and perhaps make a better go at a 'first impresion'.

Originally posted by Eminem
Yeah Tallguy, either it was another 'typo' or it depends what language you talk in...just like americans write color and here in england we write colour...or you guys write Mom we write Mum...there are alot of small examples like that in the english language.

Ohhhhhhh!!

I see.

That completely explains the plethora of gramatical (and other) errors in your posts.

Thanks for clearing that up for us morons.

*walks away scratching his head mumbling, "Wow, they spell it c-o-l-o-U-r over there..."*

calm down girls...we all know that eminem is impotent

calm down mate...this is not one of your teenage forums...

this should be closed...we have two idiots, incapable of spelling words beyond F**k, and if you two are not carefull, i see a 'BAN' coming this way.
Nukem, i will forgive you for the harsh insult 'shut the f*ck up', your only young, and hormones are all over the place, put your testicles in a bucket of ice cold water, it should help.

now both kiss and make up.

LOL
:cool:

only an idiot thinks that there are no nerds on a science forum...

*ahem* nukem...im also a brit.

every one stop it now, this is just stupid now.
at first, slightly amusing, now, just wearing and tired.

both of you, it doesnt take much for you to type big hard aggresive words, its more admirable to just walk away *in a cyber kind of way* and forget the whole arguement started...i bet niether of you can remember what it was about, right?

Originally posted by Maveric
..i bet niether of you can remember what it was about, right?

it was about harboring Al-Qaida terrorists????

Originally posted by suzoe
Hello all! I'm new here. I don't really know where to post or anything. I am sure I am violating one of the rules by just posting a message saying hello. Sorry :(

Anyway. My name is Alex. Hello!


orite, sorry for messin your thread up.welcome. :)

Originally posted by Eminem
Sorry, you guys are just plain out lame...Nerds!..I'm outta' this shit-hole...lol.
Don't worry guys! False alarm! he's not going anywhere he was just kidding, see the "LOL"? yeah he's just kidding around, relax folks, LOL means "Just kidding , I love you" in whiterappeese, thats what tall guy said so you know its true.

Originally posted by Maveric
*ahem* nukem...im also a brit.

every one stop it now, this is just stupid now.
at first, slightly amusing, now, just wearing and tired.

both of you, it doesnt take much for you to type big hard aggresive words, its more admirable to just walk away *in a cyber kind of way* and forget the whole arguement started...i bet niether of you can remember what it was about, right?

sorry.*walking away* *shit i have to shut the comp. off*

It is a shame that in a welcome thread several of our members have decided to have cussing contest. How would you feel if you had started this thread and this was the responce you got?

This thread has been edited to remove a lot of the crap that has been posted and in no way welcomes the thread originator. If it seems choppy as to the responces and that a lot of members are answering themselves, it is a result of that edit. My apology to the new members that got this welcome.
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