Uganda Has No Homosexuals?

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  1. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Does this mean it's safe for me to go to Uganda without getting hit on by men? I've been so terribly worried about that. Besides being one of those guys that can't say no, I want to know if getting hit on by a gay man means I get some of "it" on me? (tongue in cheek, folks... tongue in cheek)

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    If homosexuality is genetic, we can expect it to be more prevalent in some groups than others, just as blond hair is more prevalent among Swedes than among Japanese. If it's cultural, we can expect it to be more prevalent in some groups than others, just as eating sushi is more prevalent among Japanese than Nigerians. But I've read that every culture has a 5-15% homosexual population (sorry, no cite). And Uganda has none? How can he know this? How can he say this and have nobody call him on it? Did he proposition every man in the country? Sheeeez!

    Peace.
     
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  3. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Have you seen Uganda's president? Yes, he DID proposition every man in the country.
     
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  5. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    He probably didn't include the local monkey population in his assessment. Judging from the arguments posted in previous discussions regarding homosexuality, 5-15% of the monkey population is homosexual...or was that, homosexuals liken themselves to 5-15% of the monkey population. Anyway, since then, I have come to the conclusion that monkeys are perverted little bastards, and that they really do belong in cages or in their natural environment, hidden from sight behind thick walls or under the dark shadows of a deep jungle.

    Uganda has no homosexuals...?
     
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  7. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    You can tell he wanted that award really bad. Any recognition on world level is gold for the political leaders.

    Lol Adam. That was a cute one.

    I don't know, goofyfish, where do you look for "IT"?

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  8. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    You know ...

    ... You know, maybe he had them all shot.

    What? :bugeye:

    thanx,
    Tiassa

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  9. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe Uganda's AID's epidemic died with its homosexuals; however, that doesn't account for the possibility of being bitten by an Ugandan homosexual monkey.

    The threat continues?
     
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  10. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    HELLLOOO!

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    Of course Uganda has queers. The thing is most hetty couples will use anal sex as a form of contraception. Cheaper and more easily available than the humble condom and therefore the main ropute of H.I.V. transmission.
    (16,000 new infections every single day worldwide by the way!)

    No rascist comment this, just my own observation. The black gay men I've come into contact with have a much harder time coming to terms with their sexuality. Just ask Shaggy about batty bois and see how cool they're thought to be by their peers.

    In many african cultures gaydom is the highest taboo and therefore never EVER admitted to. The same statement was made by one of the russian leaders also. So it just goes to show. You can't mince happily about the desert without getting your bollocks nailed to a tree. of course your straight

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    Also by slashing the quantity of cases from 28% to 10%... Well who's doing the counting and how many adults are left to count

    This shitty disease has stolen many of the people I grew up with in my teen years. and counting!

    Protect yourself

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  11. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, but you don't want to listen to Russian leaders too much. Remembers Boris The Dancing Bear?
     
  12. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    <i>"...most hetty couples will use anal sex as a form of contraception."</i>

    Mother no! Jeez! Those sure are some backward f...s over there. No pun intended. That does explain much, though. So much for the rabid monkey theory.
     
  13. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    OH BOWSER

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    I sit on my comfy couch sipping wine at my expensive computer and reach down your throat to grab your ass and turn you inside out.
    I , on a day to day basis, don't give a solitary shit about 3rd world problems so I'm by no means holier than thou.
    I just want to ask you to take time out to empathise with those sick fucks for a minute. Maybe next time you turn a tap (Or should I say fawcet?) Or pop to the supermarket for some friday night nibbles you could imagine not knowing where your next piss is coming from!

    Oh I'm on the soap box again...
    Apols!
    If you see the devastation of famine everywhere, every day would you want a child to enjoy it with you?
    If you had that life wouldn't the occasional f*ck be something?
    Is it the contraception or the poo sticks that you object to?

    Ya know what I mean??

    Respect babe..
    Back and forward?

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  14. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Question of the Year!

    Undoubtedly the question of the year, and no reflection thereupon toward Bowser. It's just that I'm on the floor over here. I'll smoke to that one

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    In the meantime, some somber numbers. These come courtesy the University of Iowa Center for Human Rights, published in The Iowa Review, v.31, n.3.
    We see the conditions for disease existing in such places as Uganda, and the human desperation continually notching away at human value, part of a vicious cycle that stems from prolonged, widespread economic insecurity. Contraception and poo sticks aside (

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    ) it is worth noting that none of this will work until there exists enough of an economic structure to feed, house, and educate the population well enough to compel the people to actively and effectively fight against the spread of disease.

    I've double checked my transcription of the stat index; there are no typos.

    Yeah, there's a couple of big numbers there.

    thanx much,
    Tiassa

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  15. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    <i>"Is it the contraception or the poo sticks that you object to?"</i>

    Yes, pitching a ball in that manner is objectionable to my mind, and I can't imagine it being much fun for the catcher, but the pleasure is probably all for one--backward f...s don't respect their woman, you know. I suppose self-gratification is so much more important...whatever the risk. Right?

    As for the contraceptive value...

    <i>"The thing is most hetty couples will use anal sex as a form of contraception. Cheaper and more easily available than the humble condom and therefore the main ropute of H.I.V. transmission.
    (16,000 new infections every single day worldwide by the way!)"</i>

    Let me say it again: <b>Those sure are some backward f...s over there.</b>

    <i>"...take time out to empathise with those sick fucks.."</i>

    <b>Empathy has no value.</b> It certainly won't make those <i>sick fucks</i> any wiser. Either you do something about it or you blow yourself happy on a messageboard such as this. Whichever makes it easier for you, I suppose.

    <i>"I , on a day to day basis, don't give a solitary shit about 3rd world problems so I'm by no means holier than thou."</i>

    Yet you took the time to empathize, as does Teassa.

    <i>"We see the conditions for disease existing in such places as Uganda, and the human desperation continually notching away at human value, part of a vicious cycle that stems from prolonged, widespread economic insecurity. Contraception and poo sticks aside. it is worth noting that none of this will work until there exists enough of an economic structure to feed, house, and educate the population well enough to compel the people to actively and effectively fight against the spread of disease."</i>

    In short, <b>those sure are some backward f...s over there.</b>

    <i>"I sit on my comfy couch sipping wine at my expensive computer and reach down your throat to grab your ass and turn you inside out."</i>

    In a 3rd world country, would they try to reach up my ass to grab my throat and turn me inside out?
     
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  16. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    It's late, but I should answer this before bed.

    <i>"If you see the devastation of famine everywhere, every day would you want a child to enjoy it with you?
    If you had that life wouldn't the occasional f*ck be something?"</i>


    I practice birthcontrol without devices or anal sex. Yeah, I'm getting my share of lover's pleasure, and we haven't made any new people during these past four years. All it requires is control. Simply put, birthcontrol is a lame excuse for anal sex. My sympathy goes out to the woman who endure that form of prodding.

    Also, it's not the <i>occasional</i> that's causing the epidemic in Africa. It's feverish, multi-player action that's adding to their pain. If it was simply couples at play, the infection would not be spreading.

    You have a point: sex may be the only pleasure in their lives, but all of us can see how that is compounding their woes. It's may require deaths of many more before they wise up.

    And this from...a smoker.
     
  17. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    This looks like it could become quite an emotive thread for both of us bowser.
    Suffice to say that, while I do little to alleviate the problems these people face, I do feel that I have a slightly less shitty attitude than you. Teassa's right. It's education that's lacking here.
    Theirs and yours!!
    Maybe we should just agree to differ?

    And for future reference taking one for the team is very pleasurable indeed. Ya just got to relax and accept.
    Your mind however seems as clenched as your ass.
    This makes EVERYTHING hurt !!

    Love yourself every day.
    Oh and you should maybe think about fertility screening

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  18. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    <i>"And for future reference taking one for the team is very pleasurable indeed. Ya just got to relax and accept."</i>

    I suppose that if you have a large enough mitt, you could catch the whole team. Let's ask though and see who agrees with you regarding the pleasure of anal penetration. I will start the thread later. My bet is that there are very few who would so gleefully bend over for their partner.

    <i>"It's education that's lacking here."</i>

    More like common sense. Consider all of the <i>educated</i> fools now dead or dying from AIDS, simply because they couldn't clench. Education might swell your head, but it doesn't grant you intelligence.

    <i>"Oh and you should maybe think about fertility screening."</i>

    Fertility is not a problem. I practice self-control.
     
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  19. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    Once again. <b>Those sure are some backward f...s over there.</b> Correct me if I'm wrong.

    I don't mind your empathy for ignorance, but I don't see how it negates the above truthful statement.
     
  20. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    Maybe it's the 'over there' I object to more than anything.

    The UNAIDS site informs me that at the end of 2k1 940.000 people in the states were living with HIV/AIDS.

    W.H.O. states that 11.2% of 16-24 year old american females tested positvive for chlamydia and the percentage for gonorrhea was slightly greater than that.
    Which tells of unsafe sex.
    Which tells of poor sex education.

    And most pointedly, Today I read of the 17 year old american boy who had to attend an emergency room with third degree burns to his dick... after trying to roger an apple pie!

    I guess backward fucks get everywhere huh
     
  21. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    Okay. Apparently you are an Ugandan or a native born African, and I've injured your sense of national pride.

    As for the AID's epidemic in America, yes, we have our share. How do the numbers compare when matched to those across the Atlantic?
     
  22. They made a movie about that, "American Pie".I didn't see it; I try to avoid Teen-oriented movies, they are too sophomoric, like if they just discovered what their bodies can do. Also, some kids laid out on highways after another teen movie, forgot title, but it's about football (American-style).
     

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