Twas the night befo' Christmas

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  1. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    In lieu of this joyous occasion, I just had to post this.Hope everyone had a kick ass Xmas. HOHOHO!


    'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Ebonics Version


    Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood,
    Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.

    The tube socks was hung on the window sill,
    and we all had smiles up on our grill.

    Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib,
    in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live.

    And Mom's in her do-rag, and me with my nine,
    had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.

    All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by,
    Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly.

    I bounced to the window at a quarter pas',
    Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass.

    I yelled to my lady, "Yo peep this!"
    She said, "Stop frontin, just mind yo' bidness."

    I said, "For real doe, come check dis out."
    We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt.

    Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way,
    Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a choice cherry sleigh.

    Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat,
    I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"

    He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
    "Ay yo, give it up, let's make us some noise!"

    "To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
    We gots ta get goin', I gots a booty call!"

    He pulled up his ride on top a da roof,
    and sippin on a '40, he busted a move.

    I yelled up to Santa, "Yo, ain't got no stack!"
    He said, "Damn, homie, deese projects is wack!"

    "But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz,
    I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."

    Out from his bag he pulled 3 small thins,
    a credit card, a knife, and some bobby pins.

    He slid down the fire escape, smoove as a cat,
    and busted the window with a baseball bat.

    I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
    He said, "You best get on up out my face!"

    His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
    His sneaks was Puma, and they was 5 years old!

    He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side,
    Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.

    A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
    He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof.

    He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome,
    Goin' back to dat booty waitin' at home.

    And all I heard as he cruised outta sight,
    was a loud ass holla, "WEEESST SIIIIDE!"
     
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  3. reformedtopunk got punk? Registered Senior Member

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    "Fo sheezy, that shiznit was off da' hook! I learned me some straight propa ebonics a time back from some peeps in my hood. So i be fluent in the jive. Peace out homez!"

    lol, lovely.
     
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  5. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    LoL!

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    But I don't get the "WEEESST SIIIIDE!" part, even though I've seen it before...
     
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  7. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    hey merry xmas innee dee hoodee!

    i live in the worst rated gheto in ft lauderdale, but it was a good xmas bcaus sombody donated a hell of alot of freestyle-mongoose-bikes 2 all the kids. (thos r like the mercedes of stunt bikes)
    its alot of fun becaus u walk around the project, and all u c is these getto kids flashing in real nice bikes everywer.

    i dont kno hu they r, but they com 2 glen cove(thats the name of this project) every saturday or every other saturday and set up a trailor here. all the little kids go ther and they do little shows and games and giv out bags of chips. as soon as xmas hit, all these kids wer riding all kinds of real nice bikes.
    it kinda doesnt look like the getto.
    kinda.
     
  8. Pine_net Chaos Product Registered Senior Member

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    Fer Real!

    haha!! love it!

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  9. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    I think this originated from the East Coast/West Coast fued that was happening about 6/7 years ago. I remember all the West Coast rappers would yell "West Siiiiddde" in their songs.

    WEST SIDE HOO-RIDE!

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