All crew to battle stations, all crew to battle stations! We have a confirmation of a troll detected! id: Edward Foster brief description: bitchy and stupid fighting charecteristics: attacks all sciforumers because they are sciforumers suggested weaponry - do not respond
--------------T.A.R.S.A. Notice---------------- Troll Alert Response System Activated... & under the FEMA anti-troll guidelines, message boards must be notified of use by this special operation which is still top secret by which Special Troll Catching Agents are dispatched. Accompanying the Agents are Special Troll Sniffing Dogs. This secret operation falls under the jurisdiction of newly "appointed" president George Bush/ oh I mean newly "appointed" Troll Czar Tom Ridge. How you can help -- Discover a Troll, Identify a Troll, Catch a Troll. Sit on top of this Troll until T.A.R.S.A. agents arrive, This may take several days so bring a sandwich along. Who is a "Troll" -- A troll can be anybody so you must be very alert. A Troll can be your nextdoor neighbor. Or a close relative. What you do if you catch one --- Apply a Police Choke Hold Which if it doesn't kill him, will look damn good if you're being videotaped. Handcuff the Troll behind his back. Pick him up & drop him heavily onto the trunk of a car. Then punch him in the face. Right around this stage is when the Trolls give up usually. Happy Hunting This is a bought & paid for announcement by FEMA nroweatherman does not necessarily agree with the contents.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
nroweatherman, you rock. Too bad nobody understands you in the thread you created. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
nroweatherman you just had to bring politics inPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! as for me- US is too far away to worry about the new witch hunts there.
---------T.A.R.S.A. Notice Pt. 2 ------------- Only a limited amount of information can fit on a notice. What is a Troll? -- Under Tom Ridge instructions, only a official FEMA definition applies. If a Troll is caught, for legal reasons, according to T.A.R.S.A. memoranda, he/she is presumed to be ostensibly guilty until proven guilty. Alleged Trolls tried under this guideline can only desribe themselves by this definition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Troll -- 1.) to cause to move round and round : ROLL 2a.) to sing the parts of (as a round or catch) in succession b.) to sing loudly c.) to celebrate in song 3.) to speak or recite in a rolling voice 4.) to move rapidly : WAG 5a.) to angle for with a hook & line drawn thru the water b.) to angle in c.) to pull thru the water in angling 1.) to move around : RAMBLE 2.) to fish esp. by trolling a hook 3.) to sing or play in a jovial manner 4.) to speak rapidly n 1.) a lure or line with its lure & hook used in trolling 2.) a song sung in parts successively : ROUND a fabled dwarf or giant of Teutonic folklore inhabitating caves or hills ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you match this description please turn yourself in immediately to authorities. If you know anybody or see anybody exhibiting these actions you are obligated to notify T.A.R.S.A. failure to do so could result in *******transmission interrupted********** ******transmission ******* terminated******************
