Tribute to Mike, and All that Crap He Says

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.

-mike tyson

 

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I haven't been with a woman in nine months.
-mike tyson

 

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I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all.
-mike tyson

 

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"I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
-mike tyson

 

"If Lewis tries to intimidate me again I will put a bullet in his skull."
-mike tyson

 

"I want your grandkids and great-grandkids to remember me and say 'Wow, what a bizarre individual.' "
-mike tyson

 

"Ears taste good with a mix of garlic and italian dressing."
-mike tyson on 'The Joy of Cooking'

 

"When you see me smash somebody's skull in, you enjoy it."
-mike tyson

 

"I want your grandkids and great-grandkids to remember me and say 'Wow, what a bizarre individual.' "
-mike tyson

 

"I have a habit of repeating myself, by the way I want your grandkids and great grandkids to remember me and say 'Wow, what a bizarre individual.'

 

A true American hero.



... perhaps I say that only because I agree with him with regards to the children-eating.

 

(*raising beer glass in a toast*) Ear's to Mike Tyson, whose appetite knows no bounds...