BOCA RATON -- Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaky intergalactic travelers often pose as our friends, neighbors and co-workers while they learn the ways of Earth. But how can you tell invading aliens from real humans?Click here to find out (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=54603).

:m: Peace.

*Adam watches Goofyfish for signs of levitation and such...*

wow that sounds like me...

take me to your leader!



who comes up with this crap :D

Aliens are obsessed with technology. They spend hours chatting on cell phones and sending e-mails. But they're not conversing with people -- they're actually transmitting data they've accumulated back to their home worlds.

Im an alien.

Aliens have strange bodily proportions. The newest breeds of aliens attempt to imitate human appearance -- but they never quite get it right. They are like exaggerated ideas of human perfection. Their stomachs are too flat, their chests too big, their faces wrinkle-free.

Sounds like this fat guy that I know.

Aliens dance in inhuman ways. Most alien species have a completely different physiology than ours. They have the ability to move their bodies to music in a way no ordinary human can, and this results in a dancing style that is quite breathtaking.

We already knew that Michael Jackson was an alien.

Aliens dress in oddly revealing clothes. Aliens find clothing irritates their flesh, so the less of it they wear, the more comfortable they are. They also like to keep their fake human skin exposed to air, to allow it to breathe.

Anna Nicole Smith is an alien? That's news to me.

not anna.. remember.. FLAT stomach. not FAT stomach. heheheh:p but it does explain britney spears.

Link doesn't work for me :(

Nothing personal, Firefly... looks as if the whole site is down. :)