View Full Version : Tomorrow you're going to die !


Seeker01
10-03-02, 09:20 AM
If you really know tomorrow you are going to die, what do you want to do now?
Eat/drink what you never ate/drank?
Go to see your pastor for prayer or worship your gods/buddha to prepare for the journey?
Spend your last few hours with your beloved ones, tell them how much you love them ?
Or, do nothing, just waiting to die !
What else worth doing?

:(

Thor
10-03-02, 09:28 AM
Sell a kidney and buy lots of guns

Walker
10-03-02, 10:19 AM
Get married.

Bachus
10-03-02, 10:31 AM
Kill myself

heh death will never get me alive *evil laughter*

monkapotomus
10-03-02, 11:12 AM
have LOTS of casual sex.

Captain_Crunch
10-03-02, 01:31 PM
assasinate hitler

Bachus
10-03-02, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Captain_Crunch
assasinate hitler

pretty late, he's been dead for 57 years

Thor
10-03-02, 02:09 PM
Your one of those skeptics aren't you, Bachus

Captain_Crunch
10-03-02, 02:18 PM
pretty late, he's been dead for 57 years
thats what they want you to believe
Your one of those skeptics aren't you, Bachus
he is i tell ye

Bachus
10-03-02, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Captain_Crunch
thats what they want you to believe

he is i tell ye
he's alive? damn i need to get refunded on my schoolmoney then. :)

goofyfish
10-03-02, 02:54 PM
Follow monkapotomus around and critique his performance. :D

NenarTronian
10-03-02, 02:58 PM
Depends how long of a tomorrow. Hopefully you mean 24 hours from now, and not just tomorrow morning.

I'd..well hm. You can't travel that much in a day..but i'd try to see some of the Amazon. Have sex a buncha times, eat some shrooms smoke some pot and uhm...swim naked somewhere. Oh, and punch an asshole in the face. The person, i mean. Well, a person.

:bugeye:

monkapotomus
10-03-02, 04:58 PM
oh great, its not enough that im dying tommorow, now im being graded.:D

Thor
10-03-02, 05:01 PM
Follow monkapotomus around and critique his performance

Isn't he a she :confused:

Bachus
10-03-02, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by monkapotomus
oh great, its not enough that im dying tommorow, now im being graded.:D

And badly at that :)

monkapotomus
10-03-02, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Thor
Isn't he a she :confused: nope im a dude

Thor
10-03-02, 05:09 PM
SORRY, WRONG WEDDING

I meant Giskard

Bachus
10-03-02, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by monkapotomus
nope im a dude

you sure? :)

monkapotomus
10-03-02, 05:43 PM
let me check......OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!!

NightFall
10-03-02, 06:34 PM
have LOTS of casual sex.
yepp... lots of drinkin , lots of sexin, and then a bit of personal spiritual time.
then.. prolly sit with my friends and family outside somewhere pretty.. and.. just wait... lol...

lixluke
10-03-02, 06:43 PM
build a cryogenetic transprojistic capsule that will automatically shoot me into outerspace right before i die.

that way the universe could admire my preserved beauty 4 years 2 com!

ohhhh baby!

Pollux V
10-03-02, 06:46 PM
I originally thought you said: prolly shit with my friends and family outside somewhere pretty.. and.. just wait... lol...

I actually agreed with it, too.:cool:

NightFall
10-03-02, 07:03 PM
prolly shit with my friends and family outside somewhere
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH~!!!!! :eek: :D :D :eek:

lixluke
10-03-02, 07:09 PM
i can see it now:

then i would celebrate the launch of my solar powered capsule to interstellar orbit by
throwing a huge party
in antartica
for all of my close friends and family
i would invite everybody i know
i would give all of my belongings 2
whoever wishes 2 continue my crusade
2 rid the world of cruelty and suffering
and bring about peace, freedom, and happiness
and a joyful world for all 2 live in
goodbye everybody!
goodbye my good friends and family who hav supported me all these years!
goodbye children!
goodbye snow!
yay!


wow!

prozak
10-03-02, 07:41 PM
I think I'd write down my ideas and experiences and end with a positive poem + political dogma.

And then burn a church or synagogue.

monkapotomus
10-03-02, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by nightfall
yepp... lots of drinkin , lots of sexin, and then a bit of personal spiritual time.
then.. prolly sit with my friends and family outside somewhere pretty.. and.. just wait... lol... hey nightfall, i'm dying tomorrow.hehe;)

NightFall
10-03-02, 11:04 PM
aww.. you wanna "shit" with me and my friends in the feild? LOL... great.. always room for more... just pass the magazines to the right. ;)

monkapotomus
10-03-02, 11:19 PM
umm, nevermind.

NightFall
10-03-02, 11:23 PM
LOL. more than you'd bargained for eh? ;) :D ;)

monkapotomus
10-03-02, 11:31 PM
i can think of better ways to spend an evening.;)

NightFall
10-03-02, 11:45 PM
well then. dont keep it all to yourself! please! share! lol

monkapotomus
10-03-02, 11:52 PM
laying on a blanket in a field with a symphony of crickets all around, kissing gently, in the moons glow, with only the stars as our witness.:)

NightFall
10-04-02, 12:00 AM
ohhhhh noooooo!!!!!

-covers eyes quickly-
a mushy romantic!!!
it can't be!!!!!!!!

oh.. i can't watch this.. really.. no more! make it stop!!

LOL. ;):D :p :D ;)

Phrenetic
10-04-02, 01:23 AM
After a couple minutes, I've decided that I would swallow a bottle of Percocet and fall from a really high place.

Pollux V
10-04-02, 06:28 AM
just pass the magazines to the right.

Heheheheh;)

can think of better ways to spend an evening.

I can't. It would be a very...hmm..unique experience.

Bowser
10-04-02, 01:04 PM
Hmm... Death, you just never know (http://www.rotten.com). :(

Captain_Crunch
10-05-02, 01:56 PM
is your cryogenetic transprojistic capsule gonna be the shape of big boy?

Bowser
10-05-02, 02:42 PM
I tried to find a picture of Dr. Evil for this post, but I just couldn't find anything that would load correctly. Oh well... :D

Captain_Crunch
10-05-02, 03:00 PM
http://www.bigboy.com/images/junk4.jpg
http://www.austinpowers.com/EVIL/images/leftnav_01_01.gif

Bowser
10-05-02, 04:44 PM
You found a server that isn't guarding its backdoor. Cool. :D

airdog
10-06-02, 05:38 PM
I'd like to think that I'd do what most decent people would do---make a dada-istic tuxedo out of thinly sliced olive loaf, don it, and re-enact scenes from "The Birth of a Nation," while juggling some tire-irons.

Thor
10-06-02, 07:36 PM
I think we should have that Sciforum party the night before we all die

airdog
10-06-02, 11:29 PM
better start getting those invitations out, bro.

Bowser
10-07-02, 04:01 PM
More death... :eek:

http://www.crimelife.com/video.html

:eek: ...ugly stuff.

I am thinking about having my son watch the "pingPong.mpg" file. He's so absent minded sometimes. I worry about him.

Bowser
10-08-02, 01:10 PM
Whatcha think? If I had my kid watch that pedestrian flick, would he then look both ways in the future.