To Get Laid

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by darksidZz, May 25, 2007.

  1. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Please list traits that men or females require in order to secure a mate. These should be things you've personally learned or have some knowledge about.

    This is a scientific analysis not an invite to post ridiculious nonsense. What we're trying to determine here is the evolutionary behaviors, etc. most beneficial (to each sex) and how easily someone secures a spouse using them.

    I have little to no experience in this area, I can however list a few things that seem to be universal in their importance.

    1. Women - Attractiveness

    From my personal observations I've noticed those who have similar body-types tend to stick together for mating purposes. This means if you are a fat slob then you'll end up with a fat slob, etc. For men the females attractiveness will determine whether or not he purues her, and most will not go after females outside their league.

    2. Men - Strength

    This can mean physical strength or mental. Often times I've seen females latching onto a man that has no real worries, he's often times able to deal with / manage circumstances the female is unable to. These might include financially, emotionally, or other.

    3. Men & Woman Social Class

    Those born within certain frameworks of society usually will not stray outside those boundries when securing a mate. That means if you're poor then good luck getting a rich bitch. The logical aspect of this is simple, many believe if you associate with the lower classes you will become like them. It's a taboo really to think someones social status will effect yours, but it also might hold some truth :shrug:

    So anyone got some more?
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    MONEY

    PHYSICAL WELL BEING: BMI at 20 or lower. MUSCLES

    PSYCHOLOGICAL WELL BEING: ARE YOU READY TO KILL?
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  5. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    So you wish to add

    Men - Money

    Important to the female seems the fact their man has access to funds in order to give her nice things. Clothing, cars, all these require the man makes a great deal and is well off. These have no bereing on his intelligence however as men are usually stupid the higher up you follow... for example CEO's have no brain cells, ie Enron, Verizon, etc.

    Men - Weight

    So dragon believes the weight of the man is important as well, sadly I find his accessment not entirely correct. As I said eariler those with similar body-types are able to find a mate matching theirs, so in essence this is not a super-strong determinent of whether you will get laid. It merely is an indicator of WHO you will mate with! No go dragon try again

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    Men - Psychological Health

    Many men with mental diseases and other such issues will get sex, this is not a determining factor dragon :shrug: it sounds right but really girls will screw someone provided they match what I've listed, however....... there are a few things I'm missing, someone fill in the gaps... cuz otherwise I'd have gotten laid by now...
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    look, I told u this is truly what matters.

    MONEY

    MUSCLES

    PSYCHOLOGICAL WELL BEING


    ...now

    lets start this:

    How many 10k's do you make? How many houses do you own? Which Mercedez/Jaguar do you drive? What is in your Swiss bank account?

    What is your BMI (Do you at least look like Vin Diesel when he was starring in Pitch Black?) How many hundreds of PushuPs do u do/day?

    Can you beat other PeoPle? Do you know what woman needs? Do you know why you are here?

    This is what you need...to find HER
     
  8. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I personally don't think Money matters.
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    sure you don't.

    thats why you are posting here...using a computer.
     
  10. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    Surely empathy is important, I think if you can understand a woman's mind you can win her heart.
     
  11. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Some women have their own money...and don't need a man for that.
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    If I can understand president's mind...I can be a president myself.

    Women need a man who can support a family and who can protect it. This means that these men must be strong, ready to survive, loving, make money, and be well.

    All other women who choose weaklings...are not to be chosen themselves...as they have poor misguided judgment...& will eventually halt their existence and that of offspring from the evolution.
     
  13. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Dragon you are becoming nuts, now let's continue...

    The female has just told me of a new development, one requirement is simple... you must definitely, completely... totally, have this:

    1. Friends

    Carolyn the female I like has inadvertantly given me new information to work with. Of course she is having people over to her house for a BBQ later, she told me of that much at least... anyways she is obviously with man and has sex regularly, that being said the main issue arrises.... even if I was cute in her opinion the major factor limited me as a mate is that I lack friends. She discussed clearly an consisely that her friends were coming over, then proceeded to discuss how "you know how you can't always put all your friends together, you gotta kinda sort them out." and I was like "uhmm yea" but honestly I didn't.. I understood the concept but never needed to use it.

    Anyways that's a big major thing.
     
  14. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    It is not a requirement though, you see I understand all the woman I meet, their heart, etc... I can see how I'd give them love, understanding, and respect, the fact is that empathy alone isn't enough, you must have the other traits first.
     
  15. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    In day to day life what is this danger that people need protection from?
     
  16. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Do you at least look like Vin Diesel when he was starring in Pitch Black?

    Too high maintenance, I prefer not to deal with the Big EGO.

    Are men different? Do you at least look like Pamela Anderson in Baywatch?
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    every day of this life adds up to life, every day we must strive to succeed, excel, to achieve our dreams. To be the best. Every day matters. Every grain matters. Every air molecule matters. We need protection from being stuck in nothingness...doing nothing to improve ourselves...settling for less.
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    That's the point...I strive to look like Vin Diesel when he was starring in pitch black.
     
  19. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    Wow, that is a lot of pressure to be under to think like that. My own personal values are very simple and within the home. These values are based on my own and my girlfriends emotional well-being.

    You seem to reflect the American dream as your ideology. I am not saying that is wrong, but I don't believe it is the best way to live your life.

    We don't all have to push ourselves to be the very best at everything, because 99% people cannot be the best, this is logical maths that dictates this.
     
  20. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Like I said before dragon, physical appearances don't matter as long as you seek a mate at least equaling yours. That means it's not so important to look fantastic...

    Now if you want someone hotter than you are that is when it comes into play.
     
  21. draqon Banned Banned

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    look the problem here...is that you are ok with settling for less and not changing urself...if you dont have much money and not much of a body than you will settle for the same girl...

    But this is wrong, you must go start now, do pushups and eat healthy food only and find a better job...and improve yourself, so that you dont have to settle for less.
     
  22. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Evolution speaking here there's nothing wrong with matching yourselves together based on similar traits

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    Also has doing all those things you mention helped you find a female?
     
  23. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    Dark have you thought about becoming gay? Gay men tend to go for anything! You could be a stud.
     

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