Alright, for those of you who don't know the rules, the idea is to create an elaborate tale consisting of only 3-word posts. I post three words. The next guy posts three words that seem like a suitable continuation. So does the next guy, and so on.

I'll start us off:

Once upon a

time in sciforums

small distant world

there was a

magical goat that

wanted to watch

a catfight between

Operah Winfrey and

Uma Thurman as

they were both

stripped naked in

spite of themselves

and stranded on

a cold planet

with a thin

splattering of mud

compleatly covering their

regions hitherto unknown

to James Baker

Meanwhile, behind the

heap of glowing

refrigerator, jay leno

carefully removed his

panties and showed

(makes no sense-- keep reading)

his infinitesimally small

enclosed back yard

to a flabbergasted

human-eating hamster

which quickly began

chewing random bits

of spicy cabbage

which were infected

by Uma's extreme

phosphorescent discharge. The

buttocks of oprah

oozed buckets of

what appeared to

be garlic butter

of a million

flavors and varieties.

(Hey, Lou, that's cheating...)

It tasted bad.

The putrescent malodorousness

supersaturated my raincoat

but luckily I

had an extra

tampon in my

suppository. Fifteen sherpas

expletive deleted. Then***Damn beat me***

displaying orgiastic effluvience

, the smell intensified. (damn, you edited)

in my nostrils

. They're oversized you

goat-roping bastard. Uma

gawd. I hurled

Uma into Oprah's

(Took me a minute to see how you did that... Uma Gawd... :p)

gaping, garlicy, anus.

To stop the

fountain of rancid

decaying putrid flesh

from gushing unhindered

from the gargantuan

ass of Oprah

The orifice dribbled

pebbles. Then suddenly

exploded violently with

a powerfully iridescent

flow of jubilant

jelly bottoms covered

in undulating flagella.

I threw up.

Someone ate vomit

and thought it

was curious that

it should be

encrusted with jewels

and little mermaids

since it was

illegal to burp

publically on sciforums

down the valley....
(uma gawd = ecellent)

...of death's Shadow.

In the breifcase...
(comeone people gogogo)

In Uma's left

hand there was....

something that noone

had ever witnessed.

Amazingly enough, it

didn't smell like

it... it certainly

didn't smell ... *collapses*....

or did it?

I was groggy

, with a nosebleed

The hamster returned

blood for cabbages

but the grocer

didnt want blood.

Instead, he wanted

the haemoglobin that

feeds his thirst

between Oprah's buttocks.

Dive, Dive, Dive!

shouted the grocer.

Oprah's face lit

up with sharp

yet predictable surprise

and visible delight

(G'night, Wes... no more rapid-fire posting for me)

after seeing cake

, hemoglobin spelunking cheekiness,

, seeing more cake,

The hamster leapt

on the cake

and danced. Elsewhere

a mouse kicked

spuriousmonkey in the

nutts because he

could. Meanwhile a

small pumpkin was

inserted unambiguously into

Big-O's redoubtable crack.

This event caused

resmellification, decontamination, incredulation,

Which caused much

pontification, procrastination, and

comments regarding cheese -

(pardon IN, you posted as I was posting then i deleted as you were posting)

(hey switch your comment above to after this one, two in a row is some kind of jinx I think)

Hey, you didn't need to delete that, it still would have fit. :p oh well.

A stranger came

riding the goat

, also a stranger,

desiring cheese from

the depths of

a great big

dark, malodorous hole.

filled with pneumonium

collected from remains

EDIT: i may be too late. :(

of a stinking

dead welsh teacher

who spoke in

a forked tongue

, offered to fuck

Dr Lou Natic

Oprah, if and ***damn, didn't see the next page, this would have been funny too***

if and only

for free, but

then an unfortunate

penile implant explosion

prevented ejaculation causing

severe rashes all.....

purple with puss

(man thats nasty)
while Johnathan Ross....

became a woman

so he could....
<shudders at possiblities>

[censoured] and [censoured].



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why is it telling my this message is too short?

It ended dramatically

Oprah cheered enthusiastically.

with her gargantuan

hair all frozen

[pixie person- ive been in several forums where for some reason it dont count things in[]'s. i dont know why]

and strawberry covered

toenails, decorated with



[thanks 'There isn't enought room for me here' person]

truffles dipped in

amazingly hot, blue

magma, blowing away

the mud covering

and all strawberries

,picked by maidens.....

, virgins, pigs and

wasted youths danced

{meat loaf!!!!!!!!!!..... huge guiter solo follows}

and danced around

the big, black

russian bear until

the bear decided

to kill everyone

and then he

went to the

room where his

whore was waiting.

And boy, what

a classy whore

this broad was!

Propaganda tastes rather

like that thing

that generally floats

in evil cells

of holy cows

' feet and other

barbaric extremities. Thankfully

this didn't relate

to my fertility

problems which stemmed

from masturbating too

fast and frequently.

His semen was...

radioactive and yellow

and contained strawberries

which he ate

, but MINE? Nuclear

and guano jam

on burned toast

with lavish streaks

of pink vomit

, atomic love, acidic

sausages and maggots

marshmallows. But aaaaanyway;

Disturbed was oprah

because no food

breached her crack

and she cried

into the night

Dive, Dive, Dive!

(that's what she cried, but it was a few seconds late)

(hey you gotta post three words now the whole thing has been disrupted dam you)

said the boxer

who was slightly

dazed after the

sordid, smelly crackfest

that he indulged

(what is it with you people and cracks)

oprahs hunger indefinately.

(the story involves crack, it's not my fault)

(ah, how about this?: )

Regardless Oprah died.

everyone then cheered,
(at least there were no cracks in the story, + a happy ending, o wait there were)

Oprah was resurrected.

the hangman was....

(wot chu mean, better?)

injured and rather

dissapointed she was...

(i dont know whether im allowed cause you did actually post but didnt contibute.
please actaully say something

)

in the company

of an undead

false simian named

Bill the Untutored

who had green

fingers shoved between

That which shall

not be mentioned

until such time

as Oprah's crack

is now mentioned.

And Oprah spaketh-thus

'Xerxes is cheating!"

"Feed from my

expansive rectum, suckle

at my bum

________

, drink the rich

creamy juice from

far within (damn it, only two)

the crackulous nether-regions

Edit:
I fucked up

of my splendiferous

"Wes is cheating!"

Oprah enfolds Wes

(no way man, my hyphenated word actually constituted a single word form, but the previous infraction by another party did not)

across fifteen millenia

and many suburbs

into the jelly-coated

(I think he was referring to the double post, which you did again :p)

(Doh! Damn you clone!)

gelatinous interior of

oprah-shit, the heat

oft-mentioned ass. Strangely ****edits are getting out of hand :p****