A power surge on the Bridge is fails to electrocute the user of a computer panel, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protection feature called a 'fuse'.

The Enterprise visits the Klingon Home World on a bright, sunny, day.

Counsellor Troi states something other than the blindingly obvious.

Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarmy git, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own age for a change.

Data falls in love with the replicator.

The episode ends without Bones & Kirk laughing at Spock's inability to understand the joke, and he doesn't raise his eybrow.

Apparently these are really big among scifi forums/bill boards. I thought that I would start one. So everyone please contribute things That would NEVER Happen On StarTrek.

A red shirt survives through a whole episode (including battle scenes)

Odo doesn't make it blatantly obvious that he "likes" Kira

Data explains a solution to the problem in one, simple sentence like 'Blow it up'

Someone uses the sanitation facilities ie Toilet. They seem to be non-existant in the 24th Century

Someone other than a Klingon gets drunk

Riker gets the girl instead of Picard (Same with Spock and kirk)

Kirk rejects a girl because she's the wrong shade of blue

Thor

Someone other than a Klingon gets drunk

have you watched 1st contact?:p

troy is SOOOO drunk:p

She counts as Klingon :D

Captain Janeway decides that today isn't a good day to activate the self-destruct sequence.

The Borg decide that French is a far superior language and Franco-cyborg's rule the galaxy :eek:

Data tries chatting up the computer

Someone "forgets" to pinch Quark's ear

Data asks the replicator out on a date.

Using the miracles of 24th century technology, Picard gets his head fixed and now has hair.

Wesley, while drunk on Romulan Ale, gets his girlfriend pregnate. But in a cruel twist of fate it turns out the baby is half klingon in the end, and that worf was also drunk, and also had a go at her.

Riker, when speaking to the captain in the ready room, actually gets through all of what he has to say before leaving, so that, unlike every other goddamn time they speak, he doesn't have to turn around and say something dramatic right in front of the door.

Data stops taking milk baths.

Instead of classical or opera, Picard listens to Metallica in his free time in his quarters.

Everybody dies.

Geordi loses it and says "look, all of you assholes are white and I don't have a clue!! Okay?? I don't know how to fix the problem so stop ordering me around and get back to making racial slurs about the klingon, okay??"

Kirk has a sexual encounter with a male.

Kirk has a sexual encounter with a female who turns out to be male.

Kirk has a sexual encounter with Spock and Mccoy.

Hehe. Better get off the gay stuff...

The replicator accepts the date

Somebody makes fun of Captain Siskos last name.

Theres a love scene between Odo and Kira showing everything that happens... Would odo morph his... ya know... Weird.

troy is SOOOO drunk

i like the sound of that;)

things that wouldn't happen...

Riker decides not to hit on the atractive female visitor.

Wesley doesn't have that damn eager beaver look on his face. or doesn't say something like "captain Pickard, why are the klingons being so mean:( ?"

Pickard doesn't have to explain the prime directive(maybe every other episode)

Janeway cedes power and makes 7 captain(one can only dream)

troi doesn't wear that outfit with the plunging neckline(can't complain about this one)

Odo smiles

Major Kira smiles.

*edit

Geordi loses it and says "look, all of you assholes are white and I don't have a clue!! Okay?? I don't know how to fix the problem so stop ordering me around and get back to making racial slurs about the klingon, okay??"

hehe. good one.

Wesley Crusher admits that he's gay.

Neelix admits that he's gay.

Dr Phlox calls Neelix gay.

Seven of Nine turns out to be gay and has a hot love scene with B'Lana.

Seven of Nine turns out to be gay and has a hot love scene with B'Lana.

:p

with that idea in my head there's no way i'm getting any work done this week.

The federation realizes that its not a true democracy, its a communism.

a good storyline?:p

The transporter operator has a bad day and purposely decides to not transport the clothing of the away team as they go to meet a newly discovered race for the first time.
Spock smacks the ass of Uhura? as he walks by and says nothing.

That was a good one immane1.

They scrub down the holodeck after Wesley runs a few programs. Yeah, you all know what Im talking about.;)

as i recall didn't Lt Barkley do something like that? he had this program with Troi and.... well i shouldn't go into the details...

but then Troi found out, and was not amused.

They come out with a torpedo that will actually cause serious damage.

They do the last minute miracle at the beginning of the fight, instead of seconds before the ship is supposed to blow up.

Somebody stabs Neelix in the face with a fork.

Somebody tells the holographic Doctor to shut the hell up.

Someone pushes Dr. Phlox down the stairs.

AND FINALLY

Someone launches Wesley out an air lock.

The holodeck functions perfectly and nobody gets trapped inside.

The holodeck functions perfectly and nobody gets trapped inside. Sorry, that's happened before.

Wesley pukes on Worf. Wesley is ejected out of an airlock.

The Doctor (any one of them) refuses to do anything but skip in circles and sing children's songs.

Worf subdues Wesley.

They make their way home, and at the 5 year reunion, while aboard the Enterprise, (for the festivities and all) something goes awry. That's gotta be good for a WHOLE lot of footage.

Picard says;

"*** it! Lets go home!"

:D Dee Cee

Moderator Edit: You could of said "Screw"

Janeway would turn out to be a lesbian.

- Picard has a bad hair day
- janeway blows up a small moon b/c she was on her peroid
- seven of nine forgets to dress one moring and walks around naked
- the replicator goes on strike
- the replicator replicas a meal after it was eatin

Riker says "Have a nice day baldy."

Georgie La Forg notices that he's the only black guy on the ship outside of Whoopi Goldberg who isnt even suppose to be human.

Have you ever seen a solarium on the Enterprise?

But for health care reasons, they should have one!

Longterm living in the space ship an insufficient sun exposition would produce a lack of vitamines and calcium level in the blood, and mybe scorbut?

Or do all Enterprise rooms have a new technology light system which guarantees a natural spectrum as would the sun?

Originally posted by zira
Or do all Enterprise rooms have a new technology light system which guarantees a natural spectrum as would the sun? Hey, it took them almost twenty years but they finally came up with an explanation for why everybody in the galaxy speaks English. They all wear Universal Translators. It's a coincidence that nobody talked about it in Kirk's era, when it was a relatively recent invention (Hoshi's prototype is still learning and won't fit in anybody's ear), but a hundred years later when it was as common as indoor toilets, people occasionally talked about them and sometimes they even needed to be popped out and repaired, like when Quark and his nephew ended up in Earth's past.

I'm sure the same thing will turn out to be true about the solar spectrum.

How come all the humans they meet on Stargate speak English, even when the point is made that a particular planet's people are descended from Minoans or some other non-anglophone culture? Farscape is cool with their translator microbes.

Or do all Enterprise rooms have a new technology light system which guarantees a natural spectrum as would the sun? Forgive me if I can't remember a source, but I'm pretty sure we already have such lights.

LOL.

these are hilarious

The Enterprise carries a spare set of dilithium crystals.

Wesey gets a spanking.

Worf actually takes a passive viewpoint.

Riker actually decides whether or not to keep facial hair.

Picard asks the replicator for a shot of Jose Cuervo instead of Earl Grey.

Guinan doesn't wear a silly hat.

Data finally gets a promotion after doing everyone else's job for years.

The Enterprise comes upon a planet they've been to before and Picards says 'Not here again, this place sucks.'

Picard wears a toupee.

Picard is late for his duty shift, comes to the bridge in a bathrobe.

Worf Takes up ballet.

Data speaks in a southern accent. 'I am working alright, ya'll."

Geordi comes out with a gangsta rap CD titled: "Blind Man's Bluff, Yo."

Data sings the "Lifeforms" song in fromt of the UFP President.

Piker wears a cowboy hat to the bridge.

Picard orders a Red Alert and the computer responds, "Up yours'.

Barkley has a real relationship with someone who isn't a hologram.

Geordi LaForge and Harry Kim find girlfriends.

Chakotay reveals that his tattoo is really eyeliner.

Dr. Crusher uses medicine other than Anaprovaline.

Seven of Nine loosens up and has a torrid love affair with Neelix.

Rom goes postal and beats the living crap out of Quark.

Quark finally admits: " I don't do this for the money....I just love entertaining people."

Quark admits to running a prostitution ring and he's the Dabo girls' pimp.

In Captain Picard's as well as in Captain Janeway's vessels,
you never see a

windows start button
or
a blue screen on a display

:D

They have to pull out a -500 tester to make sure the computer's working right.

You hear a toilet flush on the bridge.

McCoy says "Dammit Jim, I'm a bricklayer, not a doctor."

The Enterprise is pulled over for doing warp 9 in a warp 5 zone.

A transporter glitch rearranges the crew's body parts; Spock's new "nose" wins him the nickname "Elephant Guy".

The replicators are replaced by vending machines that steal the crew's money. Worf is killed when a Coke machine he's shaking falls on him.

Food fight!

Captain Picard reveals that he's not only bald up top, but bald somewhere else to...

Data's cat actually uses a Kitty litter box. (Seriously, when have you seen the cat use the litter box? Or when have you seen Data clean the litter box? Does the cat just go where it wants?)

OMFG this funny ***! Guess I'll try:

1- You see the REAL programs that the single men run in the holodeck! With the funky music and everything!

3- The Original crew finally admit they are all drug addicts(Spock psycadelics, Bones Drunk, Capt Kirk Esxtacy, Scotty Speedfreak, OHura Pill popper, Checkoff and Sulu are coked out gay lovers)

6- Geordy would change his name to G-Pac, and him and Tuvak would make a musical group as a tribute to a 20th Century Rapper.

7- Q actually helps the crew out in a nice way, then Spontaniously Combusts never to be seen again.

8- Bilana admits to being a Freak in bed and invites Neelix in on a 3 some while the Holographic Doctor watches while wearing a leather mask and using a whip. :eek:

9- Neelix is thrown in the brig for molestation/sagitory rape with his 3 year old girlfriend :p

10- Someone who's only called Crewman, or Ensin, actually saves the day.:m:

Moderator Warning: Hey, some of those were really really wrong.

HEY they werent Wrong its stuff that you would never see on Star Trek! Whats wrong with someone calling Janeway a Lez but me taking it to the extreme for example :(


And who better to get (CENSORED) on her (CENSORED) piecred then (CENSORED) huh?! lol

Ok my bad I got a lil vulgar but it was funny but the young minds that might browse this forum it could cause problems sorry.......



I'll try to tone it down but its hard :(

spock admits that he actually has a crush on mac coy and we find out why datas cat turned from male to female ( my bet is riker REALLY doesn't like cats)

And i get edited......................You all suck!!!!!!!!

-A hand phaser missing it's target

-Janeway decides to stay on course

-dampers fail to work properly at the beginning of going to warp, leaving all crew members stained on the back wall

Star Trek: Voyer! yea I'll stop right there but use your imagination!


In case you cant I'll help. 7 of Nine......... Think they are real? Wanna see em in the shower? Buck Nakid!!!!!

Kirk gets air time BEFORE putting on his BOOTs after the buck wild thing......... With the Random Alien but supermodel looking female....

Janeway said fuck it I am staying here in that 2 part eppisode where most of the crew gets brainwashed and working at the power plant for slave laber and she falls in love with a co-worker.

1. They use the holodeck to visit a time and place other than twentieth century Earth or a Shakespeare play.

2. Picard orders that the default setting on all phasers be changed from kill to stun so he doesn’t have to keep telling people to “set phasers on stun”.

3. Picard actually orders the away team to set phasers on kill.

4. Kirk, Picard or Janeway realize that when the transporters malfunction while the away team is on the planet, and their lives are endangered as a result, a shuttlecraft can simply be sent down to rescue them.

5. They encounter an alien race whose lips don’t move to the English words when using the universal translator, especially when the aliens are speaking amongst themselves when no humans are present.

6. They visit a planet that doesn’t have the exact same atmosphere composition and gravity as Earth.

7. Picard decides to use a computer monitor from the early twenty first century because it is a fraction of the thickness of the twenty fourth century monitor on his desk and has better graphical capabilities.

8. They finally find a cure for baldness in the twenty fourth century.

9. Instead of having artificial gravity only on the floor, they put it on the walls of those sections where they need ladders, such as in engineering.

10. Instead of remaining in one spot while enemy phasers zap them, they go to warp and out run the phaser beams.

11. Because time travel has been possible ever since Kirk's day, whenever they get into trouble they simply go back in time and correct whatever went wrong. (You see the folly of introducing the concept of time travel in a story.)

a sex scene that DOESN'T involve aliens :D

Ok, nobody mentioned this one (maybe because it was too obvious.) On ST:TOS the never-before-seen crewman on the away team DOESN't get killed. "He's dead, Jim"

Mexicans/Chicanos, what ever happened to that 25% of the American population of the future? Don't tell me we all stayed home? Or being city-boys, we got nuked in the Eugenics Wars?

My theory is that we all changed our names to easier to spell & pronounce to non-rolling ‘R’s’, you know like that farm boy from Iowa Jaime Tibercio Quironez, known in Star Fleet as James Tiberius Kirk.

The top 10 reasons that Mexicans are not on Star Trek:

1) they're extreme land-lubbers, even getting sick on boats
2) someone invents the best drug, so Mexicans ask, "why go
into space, when you're already this high?"
:eek: :m: :cool:
3) Star Fleet makes a rule that all names have to fit on a
standard label, so most Mexicans change their names to fit
4) most mexicans move to that other federation, FSFM
(Federation of Space Faring Mexicans)
5) Pat Buchanan gets elected as President, keeps pledge,
arrests all Mexicans & send them across the border
6) Mexicans end up on the worst planets, nobody else goes
7) the cities all get nuked in the Eugenics Wars, leaving only
farm boys & survivalists as the inheritors of American tech
8) nobody will let Mexicans leave the planet, they're too scared
to do that, as the most dangerous people, we'll be doing fly-
bys in our cherried-out low-rider spaceships
9) we don't join that sissy Star Fleet, we join the Space Marines!
but the real answer is,
10) most writers are Anglo, so since they only see Mexicans as
factory & farm workers, gardeners, cooks & nannies; they
say to themselves, "why, they have robots in the future don't
they, who needs Mexicans?"

1) Never bring Geordi into bright light.
2) Never get Data wet
3) Never ever feed the Romulans after midnight.
4) Never get into a space war in the Delta Quadrant, but only slightly less well known is this:
5) Never go in against Species 8472 when death is on the line.

@Goofyfish
>2) Never get Data wet

Data ist not full waterproof?

I thought his synthetic skin was physically and chemically a perfect substitute to human skin,
and so should his eyes and ears, and mouth and nose.

I thought he was even capable to dive without any risk of damage?

;-)


Wasn't there an episode with Data swimming and diving in a river during holidays on planet Earth?

I think that was one of the movies, maybe First Contact. Data is walking along the bottom of a lake. So I would say, yeah, he's waterproof. Or maybe, in the future, they don't have SCUBA (apperati?) anymore, they can project a little mini-forcefield around themselves. And they'd have to figure out a way to draw oxygen out of the water if they were going to stay under for very long, because eventually they'd use up the O in the ff-contained environment. Or maybe I'm just going out on a stupid-limb :)
I'm not nearly as smart as some of the people I've "read" in here.

Yup, yup, yup. You're both absolutely correct. I think it was "Insurrection", though. I had forgotten, or blocked from my memory - I remember being agitated because Data came out of the lake soaked from head to toe then, just moments later, is bone dry as he gets into the raft.

:m: Phhhffft!

Data is scotch guarded. Oh, and it was Insurrection.

Originally posted by CounslerCoffee
Data is scotch guarded. Did Scotty have a hand in that? :) Didn't he appear in 'the future' in one episode because he placed himself in some kind of transporter loop?

im disapointed goofy

i took that as a reference to gremlins:p

gismo is SOOOOOO cute:)

Originally posted by CounslerCoffee
The federation realizes that its not a true democracy, its a communism.

HAH! Exactly =P

Actually, I think that the extreme form of Communism seen in the
Star Trek universe would be called Marxism. While socialism
provides for the needs of the people, communism provides for the
needs of the government, and let's everyone else starve.

:m: Peace.

Did Scotty have a hand in that? Didn't he appear in 'the future' in one episode because he placed himself in some kind of transporter loop? What was the name of that episode?

I went to my handy-dandy "Captains' Log- the unauthorized complete trek voyages" by Edward Gross and Mark Altman. This is what I found: (from TNG) Episode #130 "Relics" Original airdate 10/12/92 (that's in October for our European readers.) "The Enterprise discovers Montgomery Scott suspended in a transporter beam aboard a Federation transport ship, and rescues him from a 75-year-oblivion. Although at first Scotty is a man out of time, he proves vital in saving the Enterprise, one last time, from destruction inside a Dyson's sphere." No, I'm not a trekkie, per se. I've never been to a convention or anything, but I grew up on sci-fi thanks to my dad and have seen everything Star Trek at least once :)

>And they'd have to figure out a way to draw oxygen out of the water if they were going to stay under for very long, because eventually they'd use up the O in the ff-contained environment.

Maybe that Data his got special bi-functional lungs, which can breathe oxygen from air like humans, and oxygen from water like fish?

Or he has a supplemental high-pressure air-containment, which he can fill up in the Enterprise or in oxygen-containing air, and use when in water, or in toxic-air environment:D

Originally posted by zira
>Maybe that Data his got special bi-functional lungs, which can breathe oxygen from air like humans, and oxygen from water like fish?

Or he has a supplemental high-pressure air-containment, which he can fill up in the Enterprise or in oxygen-containing air, and use when in water, or in toxic-air environment:D
Not to belabor a point, but Data is supposed to be a machine, a positronic, fuel cell run, not an alien but a trying to be somewhat human AI robot. Unless I missed an episode that said he needed to 'breathe' for his power cell metabolism?

Originally posted by zira
>Maybe that Data his got special bi-functional lungs, which can breathe oxygen from air like humans, and oxygen from water like fish? That'd be cool. I wish I could do that. But, come to think of it, does Data even breathe? I don't know.

I'm not sure wether Data needs air for his metabolism.
Maybe, because if he had to store hydrogen plus oxygen for his fuel cell, this would make to much weight and waste space in his body.
So I guess that he only has a hydrogen reservoir inside, and breathes air to get oxygen for the cell.
And may have a limited oxygen tank inside for capability of diving without extra equipment.
And very important:
Data has a built-in protection against chemical weapons. This needs a certain spare amount of oxygen.

But he must have lungs for talking. Because the sound does not come from a loudspeaker.

Data moves this mouth and his throat when talking, like a human, so I think his larynx is a artificial remake of the human vocal system, and so needs air to work. Data must have lungs even if only necessary as a pump for this.

Tribbles are released onto the Klingon Homeworld by the Romulans and they proceed to EAT THE KLINGONS ALIVE!!!!

Janeway doesn't pledge to "Get this crew home" with a tear in her eye and her voice cracking up:p
Voyager's phasers actually do damage to another ship!!! Why is Voyager always outgunned?? And they NEVER fire the first shot and actually do damage!!
Janeway says "Bollocks to this!!" and rams some old refugee freighter out of the way to enter a worm hole to get her precious crew home!!!;)
This is my first post:D

Welcome to SciForums, home to those who are all intellectual and shit!
May you discover the sound of one clam hopping... or whatever. ;)

:m: Peace.

1. An entire episode focusing on Wesley Crusher where he DOESN'T cause some horrible disaster.

2. T'Pol is caught surfing http://www.wilwheaton.net and is ejected from an airlock.

3. The entire TNG staff take turns beating Wesley. Picard goes twice, he's the captain after all.

Patrick Stewart was on the "Terry and Gabby Show" yesterday, and they made him show them how to do the old "shake when the ship is hit and the camera wobbles crap" and he told them about the different levels of shake they had to do:o All very strange for a classically trained actor now doing the West End:rolleyes:

Originally posted by janeelsa
I went to my handy-dandy "Captains' Log- the unauthorized complete trek voyages" by Edward Gross and Mark Altman. This is what I found: (from TNG) Episode #130 "Relics" Original airdate 10/12/92 (that's in October for our European readers.) "The Enterprise discovers Montgomery Scott suspended in a transporter beam aboard a Federation transport ship, and rescues him from a 75-year-oblivion. Although at first Scotty is a man out of time, he proves vital in saving the Enterprise, one last time, from destruction inside a Dyson's sphere." No, I'm not a trekkie, per se. I've never been to a convention or anything, but I grew up on sci-fi thanks to my dad and have seen everything Star Trek at least once :)

Couple of highlights from that episode:

Scotty using the Holdeck to recreate the bridge of the original Enterprise.

When Scotty complains about the synthenol, Data gets a bottle out the "private stores" for him. When Scotty asks him what it is, Data looks at it, looks puzzled for a moment, and finally says, "It is green".
This echos the same line used by Scotty in the TOS episode "By Any Other Name", when he is trying to drink the Kelvan under the table. He too, pulls out an old bottle and has to resort to the same answer when asked what it was.

A power surge on the Bridge fails to electrocute the user of a computer panel, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protection feature called a 'fuse'.

LOL I never thought about that.

* Security Teams don't get repeatedly overcome by marauding aliens boarding the ship.

** Bridge crews actually manage to stop neanderthal aliens from compromising the security lock-outs.

""" Somebody lets one go in a crowded turbo lift.

**** Paris asks the replicator for a reefer the size of a saveloy.

***** Piccard smokes it.

People use a bathroom.

People get angry and mutiny.

People smoke pot.

People write letters home to family.

Kirk commits suicide.

Alien life forms get anal probed by Dr. McCoy.

Someone sues the manufactor of the holodeck for making a piece of crap that malfunctions more often than it works.

the entire ship is infected by a virus and Data is the only one AFFECTED.

Picard lets one rip.

They actually say something I give a crap about.

They actually say something I give a crap about.
Why are you watching?

Dr. Crusher takes her clothes off.
Troy takes her clothes off.
Ensign Rowe takes her clothes off.

Someone uses the sanitation facilities ie Toilet. They seem to be non-existent in the 24th Century

That's because their urine is beamed directly from their bladders into space.

Dr. Crusher takes her clothes off.
Troy takes her clothes off.
Ensign Rowe takes her clothes off.

Thats happened. just not in view of the camera.

Why are you watching?

I don't for that reason!

I don't for that reason!

If you don't watch how then can you say that its no good? :shrug:

The federation declares war Before losing a dozen space battles.

If you don't watch how then can you say that its no good? :shrug:

I watched enough of them to know!

Did the original Star Trek series ever go to Earth?
So is that something you never see? Earth

Yeah, back in time!!!

Kirk's communicator bleeps, he opens it up, and realises it's a call from his mum. He is heard to briefly say 'Yes ma, everything is going great' before stalking off behind a boulder that actually looks like a boulder and not polystyrene.

Did the original Star Trek series ever go to Earth?
So is that something you never see? Earth

No it didn't...

Thats happened. just not in view of the camera.
It should've. I had the hugest crush on Dr. Crusher when that show was on.
I bet the show would have gotten higher ratings and lasted longer if they did.
One other character that should've gotten nekkid was that one jewel thief chick that Picard hooked up with one episode. I can't remember her name but I remember what she looks like. I'll see if I can't dig up a pic of her.

You mean Vash..hmm.

- Kirk actually says a word without extra emphasis.
- Leonard Nimoy is fired as Spock (jeez he's even in the new restart movie)!
- Picard realises that "Number One" might not be a polite nickname for someone.
- Data returns in a R2D2-like dustbin shaped body (ew).
- Picard says "Make it so. Please."

Picard has a heart attack during a phaser-fight. :eek:

No one complains about their salaries.

No one has ever been naked.

There have never been siamese conjoined twins on any shows.

Theres never been any leprichauns, trolls or fairies.

No one has ever said "oh crap I suck".

No one has ever called anybody a REDNECK ( I am just guessing here )

Something really exciting happens on the night watch. All of the characters played by the stars are asleep and the bridge is staffed by actors we've never seen before. Even Data, who never sleeps, happens to be off at a conference on a distant planet.

- Some Starfleeters play "Survivor" on an uninhabited planet...with no replicators :eek:

Two vessels travelling at warp collide.

Comander Data; Creepy lot's not thin

- Kirk actually says a word without extra emphasis.NO! NEVER! NO! can not happen, can not
- Leonard Nimoy is fired as Spock (jeez he's even in the new restart movie)!you have anger issues don't you? maybe a stern step-father in your past?
- Picard realises that "Number One" might not be a polite nickname for someone.apparently you know nothing about thr Navy, that is the title for the 2nd in line for command (I guess No. 2 would be more appropriate, hehehehe)
- Data returns in a R2D2-like dustbin shaped body (ew).thats for Holloween, he goes as an "alien" robot
- Picard says "Make it so. Please."not in your lifetime, its not Shakespearean at all, no sir, not ever

Somebody takes a dump.

people actually strip off before getting in the shower:p

That was a good one immane1.

They scrub down the holodeck after Wesley runs a few programs. Yeah, you all know what Im talking about.;)

Wrong. The ship cleans itself, or so they say.

At least we know why there are no janitors.

another thing that doesn't happen,
Kahn and Kirk become friends.. and have children..

Q and Guinan become friends.. and have children..

windows start button
or
a blue screen on a display
I wouldn't be so sure
http://drivemeinsane.com/submitpics/1186340320data_bsod.gif

Hehehehehehhe

I love that, I wish there was an avatar version..

Q and Guinan become friends.. and have children..

She said 23 was her limit...

Oh Lord! That video with Data... thats the best thing that's ever happened on sci-forums!!! EVER

I have to agree, that was very clever. But how will Data "press any key to continue"? Oh well, one for the philosophers...

I wouldn't be so sure
http://drivemeinsane.com/submitpics/1186340320data_bsod.gif

Haha!

This never ever happened on Star Trek.. Or did it ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRgnrsFwenI

Thought you guys might get a kick out of this, I did :D

http://i9.tinypic.com/85dj86p.gif

Haha!
Well isn't that sad, too bad I can't edit it anymore :p

I can post a mirror though!

http://farm.tucows.com/images/2006/06/data_bsod.gif