View Full Version : There is something wrong with my muffin


Quigly
09-17-03, 10:30 AM
There is something wrong folks. I am eating a chocolate muffin and noticed that the top part is so much better then the bottom part. Has anyone else noticed that? It has all kinds of chocolate chip things and none at the bottom. I wish I could have two tops instead of a top and a bottom. Anyway...

cosmictraveler
09-17-03, 11:07 AM
I use to make my own muffins and that way I could put as many chocolate chips into them I wanted to. I don't eat muffins any longer though but did enjoy them when I was eating them. I prefered the bran muffins best.

yesemina
09-17-03, 11:54 AM
Of course I've noticed that. That's what really sucks about muffins (unless you make them yourself).

DarkEyedBeauty
09-17-03, 02:26 PM
OMG! I always get the big Otis Spunkmeyer (sp?) muffins and share them with my mom. I always eat the top, and she eats the bottom. Seriously, the top is always way better!

(alright...this sounds sexual, and nasty at that.)

Quigly
09-17-03, 02:47 PM
alright...this sounds sexual, and nasty at that

I read it and didn't think about anything sexual until I read the above line and then reread everything, so nah, it didn't sound sexual, but mentally, somebody could have taken it sexually.

I think there are a lot of people that hate the bottom half. I decided that I don't like them at all. I need somebody that has made these to answer this question. How come at the store they don't put nothing in the bottom half. I have read that some people say they make their own and they are great and everything, but how come the store doesn't add to the bottom? Cost? Complications? is it hard to do it in the bottom part?

Clockwood
09-18-03, 09:33 PM
Do you know the Muffin Man. Do ya? WELL DO YA, PUNK!!! TELL ME OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FREAKIN HEAD OFF!!!

Ok... that was scary...

Dr Lou Natic
09-18-03, 10:39 PM
Haha that was probably my favourite seinfeld episode, the muffin top one.
I love how kramer can't get rid of the muffin stumps.

Kramer: "Hey buddy I just wanna dump these bags off"
Dump guy: "whats in them"
Kramer: "aaah its just muffin stumps"
Dump guy: "Where are their tops?"
Kramer: "What?! this is a dump just let me dump them"
Dump guy: "No, not without their tops"
Kramer: "Is this some kind of joke?"
Dump: "I think maybe I should be asking YOU that"
:cool:

storni
09-18-03, 11:39 PM
:rolleyes:

cthulhus slave
09-19-03, 12:40 AM
i wish i could afford muffins... so, so hungry.... always so hungry...

please mister... could you spare those muffin stumps? surly you wouldnt throw them away knowing a poor child is going hungry... so hungry....

kazakhan
09-19-03, 03:07 AM
From the thread title I thought it was going to be something like the attached picture....
There's something wrong with my cheeseburger:D

airavata
09-19-03, 04:40 AM
Sick. Looks like your cheese burger puked all over itself.

kazakhan
09-19-03, 05:32 AM
Drive-Thru quality leaves a lot to be desired these days, they expect people to eat this?

Quigly
09-19-03, 01:56 PM
I couldn't stop laughing at the picture of that cheeseburger. That is good crap right there. Hahaha

I love going through drive thru's because it is like a surprise in every wrapper.
Is it drive thru
or drive through.

and2000x
09-19-03, 07:44 PM
Fun Game: Pull up to a drive thru and order about $30 worth of food, then when they tell you to pull up, just drive off without picking up the food or paying for it. It's a lot of fun for the workers.

lixluke
09-19-03, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Dr Lou Natic
Haha that was probably my favourite seinfeld episode

I saw this thread 2 days ago.
So I told my friend about it.
He said it was a Seinfeld episode.
So I downloaded it and watched it.
Funny.

cthulhus slave
09-19-03, 09:10 PM
soo hungry....

*painfull mone*

Clockwood
09-20-03, 12:31 AM
cthulhus slave: I'm sure cthulhu has some souls he didn't finish. Maybe he will share some of those.

zagen
09-20-03, 01:51 AM
Yes, that was a good scienfield episode, only i'm not the biggest fan. It's funny sometimes.. but eh, not my cup of tea.

Anyways, it's amazing, i just made banana bread muffins today and they were good. They're too small to care about bottoms and tops, but i did like the tops when i was younger. Some of the sugar gets like gelled at the top and makes it all tasty. I think the reason some places only put stuff on the top is cause it's cheaper and ppl only see the tops of them so they can tell if the bottom doesn't have it, but that only seems logical. I've only gotton costco muffins lately and they have stuff all the way through. mmm chocolate muffins microwaved for 20 seconds and milk... mmmmmmmm

Guyute
09-21-03, 10:49 PM
hahahaha...this is good...tops of muffins are the shit....

Sienfild had a episode about this one time......They came out with a store that only sold muffin tops.....the store was called "Top of the Muffin to you"....well, there you go:D


-Guyute