WOW 300 posts :D

Anyway, this made me laugh, hope it does you lot.

A Cork (Ireland) radio station was running a competition- words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentance that would make logical sense.
The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96FM here, whats your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me names Dave"
DJ: "Dave,whats your word?"
Caller:" Goan...spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced "go-an" "
DJ: ..."You are correct,Dave,"goan" is not in the dictionary.Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentance can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!"

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, none of them successful until:
DJ:"96FM, whats your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me names Jeff"
DJ: "Jeff, whats your word?"
Caller: " Smee....spelt S-M-E-E,pronounced "smee" "
DJ:....You are correct,Jeff,"smee" is not in the dictionary.Now, for a trip to Bali:What sentance can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller:" Smee again, goan fuck yourself!"

:D

Hehe . . . That's pretty funny.

Oh, and congrats on posting yer 300th post!

lol, too funny

That's a good one...

Another one comes to mind, a Canadian phone- in , in Toronto i think.

On the breakfast show somebody is phoned up as they are going to work on there mobile phone. The radio station also has there home number and have the guy/gals partner on the line as well. So it went something like this;
Station:" Hi there Dave, we have your girlfriend on the other line at the moment, if youcan answer these 3 simple questions you win $$$/ holiday whatever.Question1: "When did you last tell your wife you loved her?"
Dave: "This morning"
Question 2:"When did you last make love to your wife?"
Dave: " yesterday"
Question 3 "Where?"
Dave: " In the kitchen"

"OK then Dave, we've got your wife julie on the other line, and if her answers tally with yours, you win the prize"
"Great " says Dave.
So they proceed to ask Julie the questions,
Question 1:" Julie, when did Dave last tell you that he loved you?"
Julie: "He told me this morning"
"Correct! and question 2 Julie is: When did you last make luurrve together?"
Julie answers a little sheepishly almost whispering " We made love this morning"
"Correct again! Now Julie this is for the big prize, WHERE did you do it"

A slight pause, and with a nervous giggle, Julie answers " Up my ass"

Dunno if they won the prize, but they deserved to! :D

Come on people! somebody must of heard some others.

Has anybody got the transcript of the Canadians vs The US Navy fleet having an argument?

no, but it sounds funny already

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

:m: Peace.

There was a radio gag I heard that was pretty funny. It wasn't a call-in though.

The dj's called up some dude's girlfriend to play a joke on her. He found a dildo in her drawer and she says that she's never used it. It was a 'gag gift'. So, they called her up and did this whole thing about a 'vibrator recall' because of faulty vibrators. At first she denied even having a dildo. Then she said that she never used it. So they guy says, "Oh. Ok. If you've never used it then there should be no problems then. Thank you for your time." And so she starts worrying and says, "Well, maybe I've used it once or twice." Finally he gets her to admit that she uses it every day and then the boyfriend breaks in with "I thought you said you NEVER used it!"

Funny stuff.

Cheers Goofy, thats the one . Shame its a myth, still funny though

Nice one Invert