My alter-ego, the conspiracy-theorist, has arisen. I must say these things, as completely lunatic sounding as they are.

It has come to our attention in the media recently that Bush sort-of knew about what was going to happen. Supposedly he had no specifics, but here goes on the web of conspiracy:

1) Bush could see that his popularity was waning, that he was getting nowhere in his presidency after the elections. Like any president (I assume) he wants to be great and remembered forever, so he mulls over this thought for awhile, and comes up with this result.

No president has ever been great unless he has shined during a huge conflict-like Washington, Lincoln, FDR, and Kennedy. Bush does not know if a tragedy on the scale of a civil war or a new world war will occur, so he forms out a plan.

2) Using his connections in the oil industry he comes into contact with Osama Bin Laden and commissions him to do something unbelievable. Bush believes in plausible deniability, so not even he will know what will happen. Bush makes a deal with Bin Laden:

-Kill a lot of people, all at once, get the nation's attention

-If you do this, I will hide you, and make sure that no one will ever find you [Osama]. Anything you've ever done previously or in the future will be nullified-we will not (unoficially) care about you.

3) This way both Bush and Bin Laden win. Bush becomes great, is remembered in history forever, and Bin Laden is now a free man, or at least he is not hunted by the United States. Not seriously, anyway.

I know this is crazy, I have no proof to back this up, it's just mad speculation, mad I tell you mad! I just had to say it, the web makes sense. It all revolves around bush being a major fuck-up, though, but that anyway doesn't seem too unlikely.

It is a bad logic. It is called Muslim Logic. It only makes sense to them. What are you doing with this in your head? Here is my theory...the terrorists are building a psychotronic generator. When they were testing it, you somehow happens to be in the john....

How does that sound them apples....

(I could have said redneck logic,,,but we already identified the group...:D)

Do you want to hear the craziest conspiracy theory ever?

Okay, here is truth (but be warned, it is disturbing)............

Have you heard all those crazy conspiracy theories? The ones that claim things like Elvis isn't dead and he and Marilyn Monroe are living happily on an island in the Pacific, daily attending the only entertainment venue on the island; "Kurt Cobain's Oh-So-Giddy Smilley-Ville"? Well guess what, they are all true. And not only are they all true but we're not actually humans. Oh yes folks, that old philosopher was partially right. In fact, we are butterfly's who are hoping they are humans and are so disillusioned that they believe they are humans who are currently dreaming that they are a butterfly that thinks it may be a butterfly in a human's body but is in love with it's tranvestite dad's lovers ex-dog. I know, I know, it's scary. But it's true. CANT YOU SEE THE LIGHT??????? However, there are more scary things in this Universe which I show you. You see, in this universe.......Xev is actually a die-hard Christian who is currently spending her time searching out the great Zigfiel Loone (who is actually a Moslem-Communist in disguise) so she may make mad love to him and produce 27 children for him, the Q is a hobo who has found a computer behind the dump he lives in and is posing as a self-made millionair becuase his religion commands him to, the 'Freedom of Speech' is actually upheld in America, the world's best hockey is played in Japan and the best soccer in Greenland, the world's poverty rate is less than 4% and the economic capital of the world is Estonia.




CANT YOU SEE THE TRUTH????? I AM SHOWING YOU REALITY!!!! WHY DONT YOU SEE IT???????!!!!!!!!????????????? DOESNT MY LARGE FONT AND COLOUR PROVE TO YOU HOW TRUE IT IS?????!!!!!!!!!??????

This was the reaction I expected and believe me (pun there..heheh) I completely agree with you. I had to get this off of my chest....

Maybe foxy'll join us, then I'll have a supporter!

Originally posted by kmguru
It is a bad logic. It is called Muslim Logic. It only makes sense to them. What are you doing with this in your head? Here is my theory...the terrorists are building a psychotronic generator. When they were testing it, you somehow happens to be in the john....

How does that sound them apples....

(I could have said redneck logic,,,but we already identified the group...:D)

LOL.. I take it you have something against muslims?...........Every thing to you is muslims logic. In other thread you blame "every" thing on muslim logic. I don't think that you know what muslim logic is. :p But I am sure it is easy to avoid any debate or argument by saying oh it is muslim logic. It could be right You Know?. :rolleyes: :p

Muslims have their own special logic? That is sooooo unfair! I want a special logic for athiests!

Xev is actually a die-hard Christian who is currently spending her time searching out the great Zigfiel Loone (who is actually a Moslem-Communist in disguise) so she may make mad love to him and produce 27 children for him,

Tyler, you are sooooo close to an arse-whupping it ain't even funny! ;)

So I shouldn't be laughing xeve?;)

Well, Pollux, this is the way it goes:

Tyler is madly in love with Truthseeker. So Tyler decided to impress him by pretending to be a Christian.

Tyler is FoxMulder!

However, Truthseeker has competition from Sir Loone, who is really Tony1, who is in love with Tyler. So Tony1 registered Sir Loone in order to flirt with Tyler!

But Tony1 is not really Tony1. He is really Pope John Paul II, who is madly in love with Tyler! :p

Edit to get back at the Q, too. After Chagur indeed! ;)

The Q is really James Dean, who never actually died and never aged either. He is in love with Banshee, but Banshee is in love with Tyler......

See, Banshee hates me because she thinks that Tyler is in love with me. But Tyler is in love with Truthseeker. But Banshee dosen't know this.

What nobody knows is that I am the reincarnation of Ada Lovelace.

P.S: Pofiry is God. Nobody knows it but me, though.

P.P.S: Markx is in love with PolluxV, who is really Brittany Spears.

Well-chah, how did you like, find out, like this is really killing me (twirls pig tails and licks fingers).

Here's my little soap opera (maybe one of us should start a thread):

Xev is actually a failed southern supermodel, who left the business to pursue an acting career. She got nowhere because she was deemed by her peers as being 'just too damn fake.' Indeed, one of her past times was to be 'all prettied up.' This presumably means that she enjoys visiting the plastic surgeon for bi-weekly makeovers. After failing in her acting career she met Pollux on the streets of NYC as he passed by, begging him for a quarter in order to buy herself a lowfat, low-cal piece of cake being sold in front of the Natural History Museum. He gratiously gave her the quarter and also his phone number but never received a call (xev fully intended to call Pollux but she lacked a phone or the muscular ability to hold one).

This is where Tyler comes in, you see he was selling the lowfat, low-cal pieces of cake in front of the museum in order to benefit the Lay family and their unbelievable loss of money following the Enron scandal. He sold the cake to Xev, but since she again had no ability to hold anything except her hand the cake fell onto the sidewalk. With tears in her eyes Xev demanded that her quarter be refunded. Tyler denied this request, knowing full well that his personal hockey buddy Ken Lay was out eighty million dollars (leaving him with a sad one hundred fifty million), so he needed every cent he could get. Xev went into hysterics, at which point...

(Q) showed up, a policeman, his black boot mushing the cake into the concrete ground. "What's the problem here you unintelligent, non-science website posting pieces of shit?"

Both Xev and Tyler gasped, for this was not common etiquette for a police officer, nor for any compassionate human being (the only type of human being the pair had ever encountered, after all millionaires are supposed to be the nicest people on Earth, the most considerate anyway). Officer (Q) (his real name, strangely enough) was about to repeat the question with even more unnecessary unkindness, when suddenly a bolt of lightening fell from the sky and fried his body to a crisp, leaving only a crater on the street. A voice spoke from the sky:

"This discussion is off topic," the gray clouds flashed with each syllable, "the most recent post has been deleted." The clouds formed the strange signature of god: " What has reality done for anybody?"

Both Tyler and Xev looked at each other with strange, bugeye faces, before a red convertible pulled up to the sidewalk. Inside sat Pollux, Cactus, Oedipus, and Lesion, listening to head banging music that rumbled the pavement. They all laughed enough to start choking before driving off as the street light turned green.

Originally posted by Xev
Well, Pollux, this is the way it goes:

P.S: Pofiry is God. Nobody knows it but me, though.

P.P.S: Markx is in love with PolluxV, who is really Brittany Spears.

What the heck is going on? and Why didn't any one told me before that I am B spears?... Damit where did I put my Implants. Pleople are having hard time recognizing me. :p

No seriously It suppose to be conspiracy thread. No that is the conspiracy :eek:

*hands britney her implants*

Sorry, I just love staring at them and thinking: "heheh I've seen you NAKED-the object of every man under eighteen's desires...'

I'm getting ahead of myself because I not only have not seen you face to face marxy boy but I seriously doubt that you are britney spears. You should be recieving a phone call from my lawyer any second...:bugeye:

Keep you doped with religion and sex and tv. And you think you're so clever and classless and free. But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see. A working class hero is something to be.


From the same man who claimed to be "bigger then jesus christ" nice one john.

The theory is a lot more plausable if Bush knew that the attacks may be coming, but didn't do everything he could to stop him.

Saying he was behind them means he would have to be completely insane! Think about it. The lives of (i don't know actual numbers) 5000 Americans to make people remember him? Why wouldn't he just execute 5000 americans publicly to begin with. It would be a little more interesting.

You wanna hear my crazy conspiracy theory?

The 3 canadians who were bombed by that american pilot were bombed to piss canadians off... because Bush hates Canada! (I swear he does, or at least the Prime Minister)

Aw Benji.....
You had to go and make a moronic comment about one of my heros.

"From the same man who claimed to be "bigger then jesus christ" nice one john."

For one, he never claimed he was 'bigger than jesus'. He said in an interview that the Beatles popularity had gotten out of hand, that to kids in America The Beatles were becoming bigger than Jesus. He said it very sarcastically like he was very surprised himself at how large the Beatles were becoming and this was just a massive exageration. Then a reporter there a few days later wrote that John had said; 'The Beatles are bigger than Jesus.' Completly distorting what John had actually intended.

It's like if I said 'I hate America's involvement in Afghanistan' (which is not true) and you quoted me as saying 'I hate America!'



Now, as for my signature line.

"Keep you doped with religion and sex and tv. And you think you're so clever and classless and free. But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see. A working class hero is something to be."

- People are 'doped' with religion, sex and tv. John saw these as some of the things that society used to keep kids from being individuals and different from the herd
- We do, for the most part, think we are an excellent democracy. John didn't think it was such a great democracy at all. He thought there were many problems in it. Do you think it's perfect?
- Well, we are fucking peasants to be honest. The majority of us, anyway.
- Are you denying that a working class hero is an important figure?

I have a strong feeling that right before the elections for president something horrible will happen and Bush will take advantage of that and also he will be the one who would cause that. So people would re elect this great man and he will be their war hero. Bush and his party didn't do anything so far that tells us that they really are after the terrorists. Offcourse they deported lots of immigrants who had no black records at all.

If you look, osama is still free, so does mullah Omar and then today FBI director said sorry we can't stop any attacks, life is a bitch just deal it. I mean what kind of bullshit is this? WHy do we pay billions of dollars to FBI and CIA ?? I mean can any one tell that. The next attack will come in 1 day to three years? WTF are they smoking?. Why can't u freaking arrests some people, we bombed the hell out of the afghanistan but we didn't do jack to the terrorists. Does any one know what have we got or who have we got so far ?? All they did was gave more power to president and more power to goverment.

Originally posted by jjhlk
The theory is a lot more plausable if Bush knew that the attacks may be coming, but didn't do everything he could to stop him.

Saying he was behind them means he would have to be completely insane! Think about it. The lives of (i don't know actual numbers) 5000 Americans to make people remember him? Why wouldn't he just execute 5000 americans publicly to begin with. It would be a little more interesting.

You wanna hear my crazy conspiracy theory?

The 3 canadians who were bombed by that american pilot were bombed to piss canadians off... because Bush hates Canada! (I swear he does, or at least the Prime Minister)

*sigh*

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