Ladies and Gentleman, Girls and Boys, Hermaphrodites (not mentioning any names).

I can say with all honesty thay I am currently in a perpetual state of orgasm. I'm orgasming as we speak. I was orgasming five minutes ago and I'll be orgasming ten from now. For $200 I can sell you a priceless PDF file where I lay out, step by step, the requirements of finding "The Zone". I also include graphic illustrations for the visual learner and illiterate.

Finding the Zone will not leave your pockets and bank accounts empty. All you need is a cracked eggshell, string, a marble, and the determination to succeed.

In as little as two weeks, I'll have you :eek: all day long. Money Back Unguarantee.

For more information, vote yes on the poll and I'll send you a PM with my Paypal e-mail.

Is this The Secret?

Is this The Secret?

It's The Secret.

The Real Secret is that the universal 'feed tube' and the universal 'effluvient vent' are so close together, that people find themselves swallowing either with similar gusto and lack of thoughtful discrimination...
Lazy minds? Emotional needs?

heres $200.


peace.

What in the hell is this?

Wow Spam

Wow Spam

I don't know if he's joking or serious.

pm him and see.

I don't know if he's joking or serious.

I would think I was serious when I swallowed that marble with the string attached to it; waited for days until it passed through my system, and strummed skipped to my lou on my prostate. How dare you ask if I'm serious or not.

Wow thanks Teetotaler best $200 I've ever spent...hehehehehe there it goes again.

Wow thanks Teetotaler best $200 I've ever spent...hehehehehe there it goes again.

Thanks Sock Puppet Path. Usually I have to fake fake testimonials.

This time there is no need for you to fake.

PS Ooh hehehhe

This time there is no need for you to fake.

PS Ooh hehehhe

fucking europeans......;)

Git 'er dun The Devil Inside.