View Full Version : The World's Most Terrifying Philosophy Quiz


Math Question
09-02-05, 01:46 PM
Hey, have you guys taken this philosophy quiz as yet: http://www.transtopia.org/quiz.html The guy who wrote that must be Satan himself, I have never in my life been so terrified, God help us!

cato
09-02-05, 02:29 PM
phh, I randomly clicked and got 3/4

Math Question
09-02-05, 03:07 PM
Smart move, not actually reading the questions: let no innocent Soul make contact with the scriptures of Satan.

Scott Myers
09-02-05, 08:32 PM
It was fun, and I am poorly armed with the necessary ingredients to be privileged enough to be allowed to live and pass on my biological material; apparently.

This was me, "MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 0 (0-4): seriously sub-par. Cocytus, the deepest level of (ideological) Hell where the truly ignorant, (borderline) insane, and hopelessly superstitious spend their days in total darkness and misery. Terrible bloody show. "

I like how the drafter of the questions felt (he/she them) must help us answer them, through subtle hints along the way. Good fun!

alain
09-03-05, 09:36 AM
"MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 02 (0-4): above-average. A mixed bag of genuine wisdom and deeply ingrained taboos & irrational hangups. The domain of either conservative or politically correct (armchair) philosophers and people who can't make up their frickin' minds (oh, and let's not forget the puerile LAMERS who hit 'score it' without changing/reading anything; you know who you are...). Limbo."

anyone else get the feeling that you were being brainwashed??? :P

Killjoy
09-03-05, 12:50 PM
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LoL

That was fun...

MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 04 (0-4): the pinnacle. Transtopian, or pretty close to it. Progressive and hardcore with very few taboos. Looks like we have a WINNER here (either that or a major CHEAT)!

Now bow down before the Überman, you primitive wogs, and let's hear some oomph when you yell Sieg Heil...!

LoL

;)

Ibanez
09-04-05, 04:07 PM
This quiz is a joke right? Especially since it's based on one person's opinion...

One thing I noticed in this quiz, (sorry if i read it wrong), is that religion is for the weak minded and stupid who are looking for a way to better themselves, but we're all a bunch of idiots if we don't agree with making up for our weaknesses with eugenics. Right. Humans are fine just the way they're made, the problem is that we've gone and upset the balance of nature with our "superior minds" and we're too interested in self preservation to care.

Mephura
09-08-05, 09:44 AM
MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 04 (0-4): the pinnacle. Transtopian, or pretty close to it. Progressive and hardcore with very few taboos. Looks like we have a WINNER here (either that or a major CHEAT)!

I'm not sure what was supposed to be terrifying...
The guy seems to have some slightly skewed views on some things, and a few poorly thought out ideas, but other than that...

Prince_James
09-08-05, 12:05 PM
Ibanez:

Right. Humans are fine just the way they're made, the problem is that we've gone and upset the balance of nature with our "superior minds" and we're too interested in self preservation to care.

How so and why should we care? To whom do we owe allegiance but to ourselves?

Kotoko
09-08-05, 01:05 PM
MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 03 (0-4): borderline Enlightened. Purgatory; the countercultural realm. The more interesting Atheists, Libertarians, Transhumanists, and Modern Satanists dwell here, together with other freethinking and politically incorrect types. Congratulations, you're just a couple candles short of Enlightenment! Keep honing those clearly present rational, taboo-smashing instincts, and one day you too might become an Enlightened Transtopian Master.

Rosnet
09-11-05, 08:11 AM
MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 04 (0-4): the pinnacle. Transtopian, or pretty close to it. Progressive and hardcore with very few taboos. Looks like we have a WINNER here (either that or a major CHEAT)!

Rosnet
09-11-05, 08:22 AM
This quiz is a joke right? Especially since it's based on one person's opinion...

One thing I noticed in this quiz, (sorry if i read it wrong), is that religion is for the weak minded and stupid who are looking for a way to better themselves, but we're all a bunch of idiots if we don't agree with making up for our weaknesses with eugenics. Right. Humans are fine just the way they're made, the problem is that we've gone and upset the balance of nature with our "superior minds" and we're too interested in self preservation to care.

There is no 'balance of nature'. Humans are part of nature. The actual reason it is called an upset in balance is precisely because it is a threat to human existence. Nature does not give a damn what happens to itself.

whitewolf
09-11-05, 08:26 PM
MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 03 (0-4): borderline Enlightened.

It's always fun to see some kid think he knows everything. But it's not scary, and nothing new. I've heard all of this on our forums at some point or another. SOMEBODY COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW!!! ghm.

alain
09-12-05, 11:22 PM
new, hey??

well, instead of saying
"MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 03 (0-4): borderline Enlightened."
and all that crap that no-one cares about

it could be
"MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 04 (0-4): You have a huge penis
MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 03 (0-4): You have a fairly large penis"
etc

although, i spose thats assuming that chicks dont do these quiz's

Lucidgirl
09-13-05, 02:30 AM
Hey, have you guys taken this philosophy quiz as yet: http://www.transtopia.org/quiz.html The guy who wrote that must be Satan himself, I have never in my life been so terrified, God help us!

I could not even wait until I read to the end of the thread to respond like I usually do in case someone has already expressed what I have to say. SPOOKY SH*T! Talk about a mind f*@k! I read two questions of that test and had read each each of them twice when I decided that I was not indeed crazy, but that I must destroy the entire internet immediately (only kidding.. really.. I have no means..not a terrorist here, just a sarcastic little female). But seriously now, does this kind of brainwashing work? Are people getting sucked in by this? Please tell me the answer is no. Please tell me there is a member of this board that can hack into that site and .......

Lucidgirl
09-13-05, 02:41 AM
Now, I read the rest of the responses and realized that I am a coward. I could not continue beyond question 2 so did not realize that I could be evaluated at the end. Good thing. I would hate to have ended up with the Memetic Shock Value 04 = Huge Penis evaluation.

You know how when you get really drunk for the first time and end up REALLLLLLYYYY sick, then you can never drink that particular thing again? That's how that site made me feel. Just like Tequila (in a bad way).

superluminal
09-13-05, 02:55 AM
MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 04 (0-4): the pinnacle. Transtopian, or pretty close to it. Progressive and hardcore with very few taboos.

Right on man! Hardcore!

For all you whiners "Oh how terrifying... Oh my, bless us and save us from such evil!" try having an actual original, free thought. You will all be left behind in the great purging!!! Muwhahahah!!!

Rosnet
09-17-05, 02:36 AM
Do you know that there are hundreds of people who actually have joined Cryonics? They've been frozen and are waiting for the day when they'll live again. I'm thinking about it seriously.

Prince_James
09-17-05, 04:07 AM
MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 03 (0-4): borderline Enlightened. Purgatory; the countercultural realm. The more interesting Atheists, Libertarians, Transhumanists, and Modern Satanists dwell here, together with other freethinking and politically incorrect types. Congratulations, you're just a couple candles short of Enlightenment! Keep honing those clearly present rational, taboo-smashing instincts, and one day you too might become an Enlightened Transtopian Master.

Sometimes not all aspects of the belief presented do I concur with, and I would argue that the Libertarian-edge to things contradicts some notions of the State they purpose. I also arould argue against this "technological singularity".

geodesic
09-17-05, 09:25 AM
Level 3 also.
Do you know that there are hundreds of people who actually have joined Cryonics?You can find a hundred people in the US (or any other country) who'll do anything.