One one side:
Hacker
Nuke
Patch
Wrench
Officer Dick Roland

versus

Michael Myers
Jason Vorhees
Freddy Krueger
Master Chief(Halo 2)
Gordon Freeman(Half-Life 2)

no-holds-barred fight to the death. The place is a holding facility, with assorted cover and improvised weapons.
all of em have their standard equipment.
which side wins?

to clarify the equip:
Hacker: M60, Dual Deagles, Kama
Nuke: Dual Uzis, Bowie Knife, Mossberg 500 Shotgun
Patch: L96A2 Sniper Rifle, Dual M1911s, Scalpel
Wrench: CAR-15, L.A.W, Dagger
Officer Dick Roland: .357 Revolver, MP5A6, Mossberg 500 Shotgun

Michael Myers: Butcher's Knife
Jason Vorhees: Machete
Freddy Krueger: Claws
Master Chief: MA5B, M6D, Combat Knife
Gordon Freeman: MP7, Dual Deagles, Crowbar

Here the questions:
1) which team wins?
2) who specifically survives?
and 3) how do the ones that die, uh, die?
Ready?
Begin the Bloodshed

Personally, I think team 1 will win.
hacker will probably be the only one that survives, even if they all work together.
Nuke: Michael will probably slit his throat.
Michael: Hacker rips his head off from the shadows.
Wrench: Gordon just blasts him, but not before....
Gordon: gets hit with a last-second shot of Wrench's LAW
Roland: Chief just lights him up, then Freddy rips him apart.
Freddy: Patch blows his head off with the L96.
Patch: Chief snipes him with the M6D.
MasterChief: Hacker jumps from the shadows, and snaps the chief's arm off, then uses the kama and gores his head.
Jason: Hacker wheels around and blast him with the M60, then beheads him with the Kama. To finish it, hacker unloads the deagles into Jason's head.
Team 1 wins, but hacker's the only survivor.
thats my opinion.

anyone want to specu-late, de-bate, or capitu-late?

when you vot, please post why.
i'm curious to know you opinions.

team 1 wins, but as always, freeman escapes through some form fo xen portal right before he is about to die

damn. good point.
unless you know, hacker catches him by surprise, and offs his head with the kama.
how do think the others would die?

when you vot, please post why.
i'm curious to know you opinions.
Sorry, where are my manners?
My opinion is; your stupid made up characters are gay.
I can't see them defeating anyone and I wouldn't want to see it. They have no appeal.
They look like total faggots in those drawings you showed.
And you can't blame mspaint, check out how freaking awesome this is;
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf28b3127cce9a9c308380cf00000016108IctWLlq1bK

Team 2 would own the shit out of them easily.
It would be mildly disturbing to watch team 2 dominate so convincingly while team 1 wailed and screamed in both agony and terror.
I feel sad when I imagine your loser characters getting slaughtered by the totally awesome and righteous team 2.

um...i never said that MS paint sucked. infact, i prefer it over Adobe or such things.
I didn't draw them that well because i was short on time, and didnt have enough time to perfect it.
You quickly forget, Hacker is nigh-invincible. He is hit with an RPG in the movie, and surivives to kill the guy that shot it at him. Nuke will probably get taken down first though, because he is a bit stuipid, and has little clue of his surroundings. As you saw in my description, the Team 2 guys fairly much own, except for flukes. such as: Hacker popping out of the shadows, killing someone, and fading into the darkness again. Also, patch's sniping skills, and Wrench firing a rocket at the last second.
I guarantee you, if hacker weren't there, team 2 would own so badly. team 1 probably wouldn't stand a chance without hacker.
But, of course, i like team 2's set of combatants. why do you think i chose those specific people. they kick more ass than any other fictional character outside of PyroPictures stuff. Most of PyroPic's stuff cannot add up to team 2, anyway.
Hacker is the real catch to it. without him, team 1 would be screwed.

oh, and you don't have to be such an ass about it. Ive never done anything to you to make you act like that to me.

anyone else? anyone want to think of other ways they'd die? or others that'd live?
who, how, and why?

okay, here's a "team 2 wins" scenario, since lou wont go into detail:

Michael: head ripped off by Hacker.
Hacker: Gordon wallops him in the head with crowbar, then fills him up with .50cal bullets.
Gordon: shot at point-blank by Roland.
Roland: at the last moment, Gord wheels 'round and unloads the MP7 into him.
Wrench: Freddy and Jason dice him up.
Nuke: Chief light him up, then slits his throat.
Freddy: Head blown off by Patch's L96A2
Patch: sniped by MC's M6D
Team 2 wins, losing only Mike, Freddy, and Gord.

I'm short on time, but I want badly to say that the only survivors would be Master Chief, Gordon Freeman, and Hacker. They are each the most kickass characters (I'm relying on your description of Hacker for that), and I couldn't really give two shits about the rest (I like Kreuger and the rest, but he gave me nightmares as a child, and he deserves to get his refried balls hacked off--hell, let Nuke do it just to sting Freddy's pride as well as his scrotum).

Team 2 wins only because they have two survivors to Team 1's one. vslayer had it right with the portal thingy or whatever, and Master Chief is just too cool/augmented/battle hardened to ever die. He rocks my socks and I die a little inside every time I turn on my xbox.

yeah, mc's cool.
wait, why is this now in the cesspool? its freethought. why isnt it back in free thought?!
but, thing is, hacker could kill the mc. all he has to do is twist briskly, and MC's head will pop off like a rag doll's, and MC will then go...rag doll.
Hacker is strong enough to lift a car, and his hands alone are powerful enough to fire a .50cal deagle with no recoil whatsoever.
'course, the MJOLNIR system is powerful enough to counterbalance that.
I like michael myers, but hacker could just leap from the shadows and maul the fuck outta him.

Team 1 loses. Team one is composed of mortals, who only get what, 4 or 5 movies between the 4 of them?
Freddy&Jason have about 10 movies between them, MC has 2 games, Freemen has 2 games. Team 2 doesn't die. Everyone in Team 1 does.
Jason lives in hell. Freddy lives in dreams. They just don't die. MC and Freeman figh aliens, big nasty aliens. Team 1 fighs each other, and rag heads. Rag heads vs. aliens? And shadows? Freddy and Jason are made of shadows. That's where they lurk.

But I think this guys said it better:
your stupid made up characters are gay.
I can't see them defeating anyone and I wouldn't want to see it. They have no appeal.
They look like total faggots

you are forgetting hacker. he's the catch to this.
okay, let me refresh your mind:
Hacker is nearly invincible. he cannot be killed by anything short of a nuclear bomb. infact, that is what kills him in "nuke 4".
Even a f***ing rocket has little effect on him. he just grows back anything that was destroyed. he heals so damn rapidly. Hacker also has killed more than the others. And, the cops that he slays are a hell of a lot more competent than the ones in Halloween, Friday the 13th, or Nightmare.
Lets see, counting civillian and military and police, hacker has killed around 2,000 people. literally, its in the hacker comic. i can scan it and post it on here. ill have to buy a scanner, but eh...
but, if hacker were not there, team 2 would own.
i selected them precisely because they kick ass...
but hacker would probably waste MC in a few seconds. hacker is strong enough to lift a car, i think he could easily rip the MC's head off.

you're lucky i didnt make team 1 my other characters.
Yoshiro, Dark Alden, and Unit 414.
they'd obliterate even hacker so fucking fast...
its unnerving.
hell, Unit 414 by himself eliminates half an army of Zaaroft and Zephyr warrior in the battle of earth (Zephyr Wars, (c) 1999)

Unit 414 has a computer system, advanced beyond anything you ever imagined. It can track an opponent, generate variables of their next move, and then take the best course of action depending on the next move. Simply put, 414 is too fast and accurate for anything to take him down...
Speed: 100 KPH
Weapons:
2 x Type 71 Plasma Casters (think rapid-fire wraith mortar) -shoulder mounted
2 x No. 56 Laser Cannons -shoulder mounted
2 x Class 5 Rapid-Fire Beam Cannons -wrist mounted
4 x 30mm Antiarmor Rockets -chest mounted

And Yoshiro...heh. Well, would want to screw with the Lord of Hell? Didn't think so.
Dark Alden...he's the apprentice of Yoshiro. Lord-of-Hell in-training.