Today the TV told me that if I lose ten pounds with nutrisystem my husband won't even recognize me. Good thing I don't have a husband. Yeesh.
Today it told me it has been lying all along and wants me to buy a new one that doesn't! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
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Today the TV told me to 'Praise the Lord and repent my unholy sins'. Gag. I hate those damn televangelist infomercials. The TV is slowly trying to convert me, but my will is greater dammit!
Technically not true, your will is shaped on your perceptions and experiences. No one can reach in and mold you, you still have to make those changes yourself and accept them. Other can make suggestions, and set examples but it is you that decides.
My TV told me if I buy some cheap drug store cologne, super-model hot women will fight over me. They lied.
yeah but you decide only from the choices you are given/presented with, and with that in mind the choices you make are like tracks made for a train...laid out by someone else's wish.
Today the TV told me that if I know anyone with an addiction problem I should call the listed 1-800 number and start an intervention. The trouble was, I didn't know how to start an intervention for the entire world. Stupid TV. It makes impossible demands Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! lol.