The TV Talks To Me

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by StrangerInAStrangeLand, Mar 3, 2009.

  1. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    15,396
    Today it said unwanted substances enter my body every day.
     
  2. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  3. draqon Banned Banned

    Messages:
    35,006
    tell it to mind its own business.
     
  4. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  5. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,289
    Drink more beer - you'll flush out the toxins.

    :cheers:
     
  6. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  7. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,678
    Today the TV told me that if I lose ten pounds with nutrisystem my husband won't even recognize me. Good thing I don't have a husband. Yeesh.
     
  8. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    33,264
    Today it told me it has been lying all along and wants me to buy a new one that doesn't!

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  9. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    15,396
    There's 1 that doesn't lie?
     
  10. Enmos Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    43,184
    What do you mean 'unwanted' ?
     
  11. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    20,855
    Did you argue with it and present your side of substance abuse?

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    33,264
    So I bought a new TV and it still lies!

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  13. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    15,396
    It was the TV that said it, not me.

    I don't have a side of substance abuse.
     
  14. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    15,396
    Today it told me to ask my doctor if Valtrex is right for me.
     
  15. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    15,396
    Today it asked if I know where my children are.
     
  16. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,678
    Today the TV told me to 'Praise the Lord and repent my unholy sins'. Gag. I hate those damn televangelist infomercials. The TV is slowly trying to convert me, but my will is greater dammit!
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

    Messages:
    35,006
    Your will? Has been shaped by others, too.
     
  18. Liebling Doesn't Need to be Spoonfed. Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,532
    Technically not true, your will is shaped on your perceptions and experiences. No one can reach in and mold you, you still have to make those changes yourself and accept them. Other can make suggestions, and set examples but it is you that decides.
     
  19. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,028
    My TV told me if I buy some cheap drug store cologne, super-model hot women will fight over me. They lied.
     
  20. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    15,396
    Today it told me to go see that nice auto dealership owner so we can be friends.
     
  21. draqon Banned Banned

    Messages:
    35,006
    yeah but you decide only from the choices you are given/presented with, and with that in mind the choices you make are like tracks made for a train...laid out by someone else's wish.
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

    Messages:
    35,006
    so did you go make new exciting friends?

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  23. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,678
    Today the TV told me that if I know anyone with an addiction problem I should call the listed 1-800 number and start an intervention. The trouble was, I didn't know how to start an intervention for the entire world. Stupid TV. It makes impossible demands

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

    lol.
     

Share This Page