Okay, children...

You know where you all came from, and most of you have probably done it, so how about a nice, clean, intelligent discussion about sex?

Where is the G-spot? What is the G-spot?

What is the function and physiologic mechanism responsible for female orgasm?

These are excellent questions that deserve to be treated with well-crafted, scientific answers that are respectful to the inquirer.

So...what do you want to know? :bugeye:

what a dope.

Pandora's box! That's the first thought that arose in my mind seeing this thread title.
Trust me - bad idea.

Any way, I'm outta here!

what a dope.

Do you have a question?

What are you, a Puritan or something? People have sex, people talk about it. It has actual scientific merit, not only psychologically, but biologically, medically, sociologically - it's a deep well of healthy, mature discussion given a bit of old-fashioned responsibility.

I'll pose the first topic, here goes: Monogamy...

In popular culture this most widely practiced of sexual behaviors is often perceived as boring, unfulfilling or otherwise "blah." Why? India is very sensitive to respecting the practice, to the point where Western encroachment on their rather conservative limits on public expression have had eye-popping results a la Richard Gere.

:eek:

Yet this is the same culture that gave us the Kama Sutra, and is often portrayed as a highly sensual culture in which yoga and a variety of stimulating sensations are applied to the arousal and practice of sexuality. Interestingly, too, their divorce rate is astoundingly low - while ours (in our "sexually liberated" society) is incredibly high.

There are cultural and religious reasons for this, but what about interpersonal ones? Is there something about the relationship between a married Indian couple, and their activities in private quarters that also contributes to the apparent strength of their married bonds?

Having one partner does not mean you have to be bored to tears with your sex life. Also, since sex is used by many primate species including man to establish and maintain relationships, it is clearly a means of strengthening and rejuvinating marital relations - or on the flipside of bringing ruin and heartbreak upon those you might otherwise want to keep around.

It makes a lot of sense psychologically, ecologically (in terms of the health of our populations, our communities, our cultures...)

So why is it something people feel is shameful or at best quaint and old-fashioned?

Okay. Here's what I want to know about sex. What's the fastest and most direct route to sex? Through women? Yes. But how do you get it in the woman without being accused of rape?

Yes, I concur with said statement. I too desire female for mating purposes, how can I acquire one without being accused of rape?

What's the fastest and most direct route to sex?
You can also use goats and other farm animals, as well as dead persons, but in the case of necrophilia you get into prison too.
To answer your question - hire a prostitute.

necrophilia = fun for all if young and firm

Well, when I assumed you were A)mature, B)responsible and C)adults, I guess I assumed wrong.

So fuck you.

Apparently no one is doing that, either, by the way. ;)

Take 2 slices of liver. Take 1 jam-jar. Line the jar with the liver, add your penis, and thrust.

And bingo: mind-blowing sex without any risk of AIDS, babies, court cases or other nastiness.

What are you people, in Middle School?

Actually many here are! That's why I said it was a bad idea.

Nothing wrong with education.

Sex Ed = DON'T DO IT, JESUS WON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!!

I'm proposing actually answering questions, so be it if they come from an 11 year-old. (no, I'm not a pedophile, because someone will ask...)

Any way, I have a little song about loving your sheep. Who wants to hear it?
My punk friends love it!

Yes, I concur with said statement. I too desire female for mating purposes, how can I acquire one without being accused of rape?

Money

Talk to me in ten years when you sprout your first pube.

See, one day you will take a shower and you'll realize there are two new little spherically-shaped objects. Those would be testicles.

We learned a new word today!!

Alright class. After your balls drop, ask mom and dad if you can have permission to come back on the internet.

Any way, I have a little song about loving your sheep. Who wants to hear it?
My punk friends love it!
I do! I collect songs about sex with sheep! I've got over 300!

By the way, I'm abstaining from sex.
I'm all meditation, arts, dreams and self discipline and self exploration person and have psychologically eliminated the desire for another person in me, because it's a distraction from the things I find most important, and from the goals I've set for myself.

So it's not only religiously brainwashed people who don't do it.

Talk to me in ten years when you sprout your first pube.

See, one day you will take a shower and you'll realize there are two new little spherically-shaped objects. Those would be testicles.

We learned a new word today!!

Alright class. After your balls drop, ask mom and dad if you can have permission to come back on the internet.
Pff. You said... testicles. :o

I'm telling.

By the way, I'm abstaining from sex... I'm all.. self exploration.
Prevert.

I do! I collect songs about sex with sheep! I've got over 300!
[sheep love]

Do you love your sheep?
I know that look you can not fake;
oh, sheep love!

Ask a christian priest or a saint
does he love his sheep?
Oh yes! yes! yes, yes, he screams!
sheep!, sheep!, sheep love!

Abandon your mother,
forget your wife,
it’s nothing compared to a sheep,
sheep love!

Mount your bike like a knight,
go and ride in the darkness of night
with one thought of rescuing.. your sheep!
sheep love!

Nothing compared to
pure sheep, sheep love!
love your sheep!

u, sir, r a genuis.

I'll post this elsewhere.

I hope puberty is not too akward for you - it seems that's a ways off, though.

cheers!

I was slightly intoxicated when came up with that. :D

I'll post this elsewhere.

I hope puberty is not too akward for you - it seems that's a ways off, though.

cheers!

Aaaw, sorry, but Sciforums really is a wrong place for such a thread.
We here above other things like to have tasteless fun. There's a too long tradition of that for this place to be any different.

I'll post this elsewhere.

I hope puberty is not too akward for you - it seems that's a ways off, though.

cheers!
Ah, we're only messin' wit ya.

Come. Sit. Tell us your fantasies.

ok, Monogamy, go.

Basically it was invented by a bunch of evil, jealous women somewhere to stop men from spreading their seed and to reduce the quality of the gene pool (for some unspecified purpose)... yes?

Where is the G-spot? What is the G-spot?
What is the function and physiologic mechanism responsible for female orgasm?

Who cares? I'm a guy...:D

to redarmy:

Well, may be so, but there are worse things out there:
http://www.christilling.de/pics/mashed.jpg

:D

Who cares? I'm a guy...:D

Well if you ever actually find a woman who is willing to allow you to have sex with her, it might help you get her to do it again if you know how to produce the effect, no?

:shrug:

if you hold out your hand palm facing upwards, get 2 fingers insert them into the pussy, a few inches deep curl the fingers upwards like your saying come over here to somebody, you will feel a little "lump" type thing it will be kind of rough compared to the other soft tissue, feel behind that it differs from woman to woman but around that area is the g spot, get the 2 fingers open them slightly and stroke either side of it firmly, you cant be super gentle you have to press quite firmly. and if you stimulate the clit at the same time as that "area" she will cum in no time,

lick her clit while doing the 2 finger thing, get her to play with her nipples and with the left over hand of yours rub over her asshole, she will have a good orgasm and cum plenty.


peace.

Where is the G-spot? What is the G-spot?

What is the function and physiologic mechanism responsible for female orgasm?

ok, in the hopes of bringing intellectualism back to this discussion;

the g-spot can be found about by inserting your finger about 2 digits into the vagina then bending it forward, it has a slightly rougher texture than the rest of the vaginal wall, so with a bit of practice you should be able to find it quickly.

id assume the fuction of the female orgasm is similar to the male orgasm, it gives us a drive to complete the sexual act - prevents us from getting bored and doing something else. the physiolical mechanism, im not too sure of, but i know that after orgasm a neurochemical called oxytocin is released which makes people feel calm,relaxed and close to the person laying next to them... i havent done any research on this, but i hypothesise that this is to help differentiate between successful and unsuccessful matings - if successful, then they lay there satisfied. if unsuccessful, one or both of them go looking elsewhere for a partner.

Well if you ever actually find a woman who is willing to allow you to have sex with her, it might help you get her to do it again if you know how to produce the effect, no?
Take her shopping!!!

This comes from experience?

How about a deeper understanding? Stimulating the right sequence of nerves starting at a specific point in her foot, then moving up the leg, gently brushing her hips, maybe a soft breath in just the right spot, a certain look in your eye...

I can find this technique you describe on countless websites (and believe me I've seen it, tried it - yah, had better luck without it...)

I'm talking about making love.

There is a whole person attached to that set of genetalia. Stimulate her.

also lick her clit untill she is about to cum, then stop, get in doggy style position slowly fuck her, lick your fingers and circle around her nipples while she taps her clit with an open palm very soflty, take away your hands from time to time and slap her ass and grab it, change to pulling on her hair, wrap it around your hands and rear her head backwards, and switch from one to the other.


women like that,

oh and im the only person giving some tips and talking about sex, you guys suck,

peace.

This comes from experience?

How about a deeper understanding? Stimulating the right sequence of nerves starting at a specific point in her foot, then moving up the leg, gently brushing her hips, maybe a soft breath in just the right spot, a certain look in your eye...

I can find this technique you describe on countless websites (and believe me I've seen it, tried it - yah, had better luck without it...)

I'm talking about making love.

There is a whole person attached to that set of genetalia. Stimulate her.

ypu said sex and orgasm, i didnt think you wanted a discussion on foreplay aswell.

peace.

ok, in the hopes of bringing intellectualism back to this discussion;

the g-spot can be found about by inserting your finger about 2 digits into the vagina then bending it forward, it has a slightly rougher texture than the rest of the vaginal wall, so with a bit of practice you should be able to find it quickly.

id assume the fuction of the female orgasm is similar to the male orgasm, it gives us a drive to complete the sexual act - prevents us from getting bored and doing something else. the physiolical mechanism, im not too sure of, but i know that after orgasm a neurochemical called oxytocin is released which makes people feel calm,relaxed and close to the person laying next to them... i havent done any research on this, but i hypothesise that this is to help differentiate between successful and unsuccessful matings - if successful, then they lay there satisfied. if unsuccessful, one or both of them go looking elsewhere for a partner.

thats what i said.

peace.

I guess what I'm saying is that it's pretty obvious why men experience orgasm. The nature of the anatomy, its reproductive purpose, even the good feeling associated with it including neurotransmitters released in the brain make sense...

but no one has ever offered me a good explanation, biologically speaking, why women would or should have orgasm, but they do. What is it about their bodies that produces this?

With understanding comes control. With control comes the ability to turn this into an art form.

How do you play guitar?

You place a finger on the third fret and gently pick the third string, moving your wrist up and down slightly, producing a pleasing, wavering effect on the note...

or do you pick up that instrument, tear into it and make it sing, make it cry, make it weep the tears of a thousand generations of heartbreak?

i found it myself though through experience without any fancy book, diagram or help fromt he internet :)

peace.

(I've done that, too, by the way)

thats what i said.

peace.
check the timestamps. i was still busy writing mine while you were posting, there was no plagiarism.

EDIT: god damn, 3 netw posts have appeared in there between me reading that make and making a reply. stop responding so fast dammit!

I've figured out a lot of things on my own, dinking around at random.

Then there are things I've discovered through a combination of research, experiment and luck...

she will cum in no time,

That's true, but having it done "in no time" really isn't the best thing.
Slow, but steady escalation to the brink, then hovering at that brink for a while before bringing her over the edge is usually best.

There's an art to it, if you get it done too fast, it's a hollow climax, if you go too slow, it gets boring, if you hover at the brink for too long, it will get irritating and annoying.

The best part about it... every woman is different, and the learning is fun.

i think women have an orgasm to encourage sexual desire, where the g spot is situated is slightly up, and most men have a slight curve in the penis wich through sex rubs along the g spot. and the nerves are more sensative there to let a women know sex is a "good thing" naturaly both men and women have to feel good and experiences pleasure from sex in order to want to mate with each other,

the more pleasure and prgasm the women has from feeling the penis inside her the more willing she is to have it done to her,


peace.

check the timestamps. i was still busy writing mine while you were posting, there was no plagiarism.

EDIT: god damn, 3 netw posts have appeared in there between me reading that make and making a reply. stop responding so fast dammit!

:) sorry.

damn 30 second limit stops me from posting even faster. i dont use correct english. so it makes it faster.

peace.

ypu said sex and orgasm, i didnt think you wanted a discussion on foreplay aswell.

There is no difference.

That's true, but having it done "in no time" really isn't the best thing.
Slow, but steady escalation to the brink, then hovering at that brink for a while before bringing her over the edge is usually best.

There's an art to it, if you get it done too fast, it's a hollow climax, if you go too slow, it gets boring, if you hover at the brink for too long, it will get irritating and annoying.

The best part about it... every woman is different, and the learning is fun.

ofcourse :) i was just giving a tip on how to make somebody orgasm and cum, but ofcourse the longer you last it out and tease the better it is, so so true. quick foreplay and sex everytime gets boring very fast.

but sometimes there is a need for a quicky :)

I've figured out a lot of things on my own, dinking around at random.

Then there are things I've discovered through a combination of research, experiment and luck...

ya research is good i have found out some interesting things i didnt know existed.

and once ages ago i didnt know this but when you are having sex and your partner plays with your balls when your are cumming, if she keeps playing with them the whole time you cum (i was in doggy position) your balls retract almost into your stomach!, well mine did anyway and i felt them afterwards and my balls contracted so far they were either side really close and tight up, and it scared me lol.


funny stuff, peace.

Slow, but steady escalation to the brink, then hovering at that brink for a while before bringing her over the edge is usually best.
Sounds like classical music to me... :bugeye:

Seriously! Some of the best classical music out there are done just like that! :bugeye:

Back to the topic...

As far as sex goes, it appears to me that men tend to concentrate more on the sex itself, while women tends to focus on their entire bodies and even on what you are saying! So, generally, it is a good idea to fondle with their breasts and do stuff like that while you are doing it. They will love it! And the best way to do it is really simple, actually (oh boy, step by step... :D). Start slowly going all the way in and almost completely out a few times and slowly progress to more and more until it gets to a point where you are almost having an orgasm. Then, here's the trick. You slow down again dramatically and concentrate more on fondling or touching wherever (women usually have preferences on that. Doesn't take long to find out). Then, you increase speed again and now, very fast and strong, going completely in and and completely out, you do your homerun! Ta da da da... Ta da! :D

There ya go. All spelled out...

Oh... and of course if you have a special occasion (or whenever you want), there is stuff you can take to last really long. A drug called oxicodon is the best, but it requires prescription. If you don't have oxicodon, the use 2 or 3 tablets of "Tylenol 3" which has traces of oxicodon. And voila! I personally can last for an hour with that stuff! :D

So, generally, it is a good idea to fondle with their breasts and do stuff like that while you are doing it.
I bet you're popular with women - not!
They will love it
Nope.
For crying out: loud women, have complete bodies, not just breasts. Try concentrating on the back of her neck, inside of the wrists, her spine, throat, anywhere and every where else. Sheesh.

I object to this thread as it makes me sad :(

Go get fucked then come back.

I bet you're popular with women - not!

Nope.
For crying out: loud women, have complete bodies, not just breasts. Try concentrating on the back of her neck, inside of the wrists, her spine, throat, anywhere and every where else. Sheesh.
Are you retarded or something? Can you actually READ what I wrote?

Read it, please:
...and concentrate more on fondling or touching wherever (women usually have preferences on that. Doesn't take long to find out).

Idiot.

You must be virgin... :rolleyes:

Yes I did read what you wrote, that's what I quoted. You're doing it in the wrong order. Everywhere BEFORE breasts is the way to go...
Virgin? Nope I usually fly with BA. Richard Branson is a knob.

You can also use goats and other farm animals, as well as dead persons, but in the case of necrophilia you get into prison too.
To answer your question - hire a prostitute.

You son of a bitch :roflmao:

Yes I did read what you wrote, that's what I quoted. You're doing it in the wrong order. Everywhere BEFORE breasts is the way to go...
Huuummm... Alright, then. I can always try that too.
So far, women seem to like their breasts very much...:cool:

Virgin? Nope I usually fly with BA. Richard Branson is a knob.
:bugeye:

:D

So far, women seem to like their breasts very much...
WOMEN like their breasts, it's always "I wish they were bigger/ firmer/ whatever..."
But they prefer guys that can leave them alone and work on other things.
(I ask... it's easy)

I though the female orgasm was a myth :bugeye:

What we have here is geek mastabatory triolling.

I found my G-Spot and now my fingers stink.

What we have here is geek mastabatory triolling.

What we have here is a fine example of the product of public education.

dont judge a book by its cover...kid. what is mommy packing you for lunch tomorrow? ha ha ha.

dont judge a book by its cover...kid. what is mommy packing you for lunch tomorrow? ha ha ha.

What else am I to judge you by, smart guy?

dont judge a book by its cover...kid. what is mommy packing you for lunch tomorrow? ha ha ha.

You can at least learn to apostrophes.

what a dope.


LOL

I found my G-Spot and now my fingers stink.

bleugh...jesus fucking christ

What's wrong with digital (fingers, not electronics) manipulation of the prostate gland?

I’m a girl, and you’re a boy - we’re too old to play with toys
Won’t you tell me what’s your name? You could be my brand new game
You begin and roll the dice, I would smile and break the ice
Tell me how could I resist, when you’re my favorite kiss?

Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy take my hand, and come along with me
Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy love is grand with you, my sugar bee.

See the moon, and see the sun, shining down on everyone
They know how in love we are, I heard them tell it to a star
There’s no mountain, there’s no sea, to keep your love away from me
No matter what the distance is, you’re still my favorite kiss.

Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy take my hand, and come along with me
Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy love is grand with you, my sugar bee

Dah, nah, nah - Tell me what your secret is
Dah, nah, nah – Oh, won’t you let me know?
Dah, nah, nah - Nothing makes me feel like this
Dah, nah, nah - Cause you’re my favorite kiss

Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy take my hand, and come along with me
Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy love is grand with you, my sugar beet (2x)

Dah, nah, nah - Tell me what your secret is
Dah, nah, nah – Oh, won’t you let me know?
Dah, nah, nah - Nothing makes me feel like this
Dah, nah, nah - Cause you’re my favorite kiss.