Tyler
08-14-02, 02:37 AM
I am convinced that political correctness has sunk to a disgusting low. During the height of the Cold War no one in the Soviet Union would possibly see an American-made movie. Also, the Soviets were indeed the common-though "enemy". Consequently, in all the Bond and Bond-esque movies the enemy was about 90% sure to be the Rooskies. When I started to watch these movies and really get into them (about the age of 13) was roughly the same age I got big into politics. I came to the conclusion while watching them that, of course, newer movies of this style must not have the Russians as the bad-guy all the time seeing as, well, they aren't the bad-guys anymore.
How wrong I was.
Recently the American Army began releasing a game called Army Ops where you become an American solidier in a fight against terrorism. The enemy side will always appear to be terrorists. When this game was released the US Army made special efforst to ensure that everyone realized the terrorist was NOT designed to look like a Moslem or a middle-eastern man in general. Especially due to Sept 11th I believe no Bond or Bond-esque flick will ever feature Islamic fundamentalists as the enemy. And the Germans are a no-no to everyone except Tom Clancy apparently. In fact, Clancy appears to be the only one with enough balls to print something with an Islamic enemy. Yup, there was this great little book called Sum of All Fears. See, in this book which is a series that Clancy fans absolutely love the United States has to battle against a terrorist Islamic group. I can just picture a conversation between Paramount's head guys...
Dave - hey, books often end up good, why not make this one into a movie!
Bob - Oh. Oh, wait. No no. We can't make it about the Moslems. No they'd get all pissy about that. And people would call us racists. Shit, well who can we make it about? Oh, I know! The Russians!!
Dave - But Bob, the Russians haven't been an enemy to anyone for ages.
Bob - So?
Dave - So why not keep it as the Islamic group?
Bob - Are you a fucking moron Dave? God Dave when did you get so stupid? The Moslems will throw a fucking hissy fit if we make it about them!
Dave - Oh. That's true.
Bob - So we'll make it about the Russians.
Dave - Um, but our last 37 political/war movies have been about the Russians
Bob - Fine, the Nazis then. Happy Dave?
Dave - I still think it should be the Moslems.
Bob - So the Nazis it is.
God, it makes me so mad. Such a good book had to suffer so much because of fucking political correctness. When I was 10 I figured the French were really good people to put up with all the abuse American media pushes on them. Then I went to France and realized they hand it all back to Yankees when they're tourists! Later all the Canadians-are-dumb American media comes pouring in and like everyone I laugh along with it and enjoy it thuroughly. Hell, Blame Canada was a song on every teenager in Toronto's Napster for a while. And I got to thinking; wow, we are pretty good people for being able to joke about ourselves like this. Now I can't even say that. No, not in comparison to what those damn Russians have had to put up with. For 50 years they've been the only fucking enemy allowed to be portrayed in movies.
On a second note, what the fuck is with all these pussies writing reviews on Sum? Here, let me quote a couple.
- "a movie about mass terrorism is bad for people's minds. i'd hate it if when the super bowl or the world series is blown up and then when they find the person responsible for it, they say that they got the idea from a movie. that would make any hollywood producer think twice about making another mass terrorism movie."
- "Even thou the critics didnt like this film, and many remembering 9-11 wont, it is still a good film well researched and very possible" (okay so this has nothign to do with my topic, but I hate people this stupid in relation to film)
- "After studying the Holocaust in detail in three different classes, reading books such as Night by Elie Wiesel, I had a deeper feel for this movie and its plot. Sad to think anyone would ever do that, I know it's just a story, but it makes you think; What if?" (What if? The nuke in the movie left no radiation. No 'what if' allowed)
- "I would give it five stars but it freaked me out because all that could really happen."
- "One man stated that the movie needlessly took the Lord's name in vain. I agree -- NOT Necessary. Make a good movie, but don't cross the line. All men will melt before the presence of God, sooner than later."
- "Look.....if you're interested in what's goin on in the rest of the world, and you don't think "Putin" is a brand of vodka, I'm SURE you'll like it." (I want to hunt down this woman personally a explain to her every one of the million of unrealisms in this movie. I'd start with a neo-nazi walking through an Israeli airport with a nuke on him and never once being searched)
- "I really enjoyed this movie. It made me think about what would happen if we ever did get in a conflict with Russia...no matter what reason"
- "This movie is an eye-opener to the reality of a nuclear war. I would not reccomend seeing this film if you still have fears or worries from 9/11."
I'm not making this thread to whine about political correctness. My mom always said "complaining is for those who don't want to take action". No, this thread is here to say thank you to our ex-Soviet buddies. Thank you Russia. Thank you for putting up with our and everyone elses pathetic little hang up with not offending anyone. I'd like to propose Russia to be a model to follow in this regard. Every ethnic, religious and national group out there - grow the fuck up and bow to the Russians, for they are the only ones who aren't pussies.
How wrong I was.
Recently the American Army began releasing a game called Army Ops where you become an American solidier in a fight against terrorism. The enemy side will always appear to be terrorists. When this game was released the US Army made special efforst to ensure that everyone realized the terrorist was NOT designed to look like a Moslem or a middle-eastern man in general. Especially due to Sept 11th I believe no Bond or Bond-esque flick will ever feature Islamic fundamentalists as the enemy. And the Germans are a no-no to everyone except Tom Clancy apparently. In fact, Clancy appears to be the only one with enough balls to print something with an Islamic enemy. Yup, there was this great little book called Sum of All Fears. See, in this book which is a series that Clancy fans absolutely love the United States has to battle against a terrorist Islamic group. I can just picture a conversation between Paramount's head guys...
Dave - hey, books often end up good, why not make this one into a movie!
Bob - Oh. Oh, wait. No no. We can't make it about the Moslems. No they'd get all pissy about that. And people would call us racists. Shit, well who can we make it about? Oh, I know! The Russians!!
Dave - But Bob, the Russians haven't been an enemy to anyone for ages.
Bob - So?
Dave - So why not keep it as the Islamic group?
Bob - Are you a fucking moron Dave? God Dave when did you get so stupid? The Moslems will throw a fucking hissy fit if we make it about them!
Dave - Oh. That's true.
Bob - So we'll make it about the Russians.
Dave - Um, but our last 37 political/war movies have been about the Russians
Bob - Fine, the Nazis then. Happy Dave?
Dave - I still think it should be the Moslems.
Bob - So the Nazis it is.
God, it makes me so mad. Such a good book had to suffer so much because of fucking political correctness. When I was 10 I figured the French were really good people to put up with all the abuse American media pushes on them. Then I went to France and realized they hand it all back to Yankees when they're tourists! Later all the Canadians-are-dumb American media comes pouring in and like everyone I laugh along with it and enjoy it thuroughly. Hell, Blame Canada was a song on every teenager in Toronto's Napster for a while. And I got to thinking; wow, we are pretty good people for being able to joke about ourselves like this. Now I can't even say that. No, not in comparison to what those damn Russians have had to put up with. For 50 years they've been the only fucking enemy allowed to be portrayed in movies.
On a second note, what the fuck is with all these pussies writing reviews on Sum? Here, let me quote a couple.
- "a movie about mass terrorism is bad for people's minds. i'd hate it if when the super bowl or the world series is blown up and then when they find the person responsible for it, they say that they got the idea from a movie. that would make any hollywood producer think twice about making another mass terrorism movie."
- "Even thou the critics didnt like this film, and many remembering 9-11 wont, it is still a good film well researched and very possible" (okay so this has nothign to do with my topic, but I hate people this stupid in relation to film)
- "After studying the Holocaust in detail in three different classes, reading books such as Night by Elie Wiesel, I had a deeper feel for this movie and its plot. Sad to think anyone would ever do that, I know it's just a story, but it makes you think; What if?" (What if? The nuke in the movie left no radiation. No 'what if' allowed)
- "I would give it five stars but it freaked me out because all that could really happen."
- "One man stated that the movie needlessly took the Lord's name in vain. I agree -- NOT Necessary. Make a good movie, but don't cross the line. All men will melt before the presence of God, sooner than later."
- "Look.....if you're interested in what's goin on in the rest of the world, and you don't think "Putin" is a brand of vodka, I'm SURE you'll like it." (I want to hunt down this woman personally a explain to her every one of the million of unrealisms in this movie. I'd start with a neo-nazi walking through an Israeli airport with a nuke on him and never once being searched)
- "I really enjoyed this movie. It made me think about what would happen if we ever did get in a conflict with Russia...no matter what reason"
- "This movie is an eye-opener to the reality of a nuclear war. I would not reccomend seeing this film if you still have fears or worries from 9/11."
I'm not making this thread to whine about political correctness. My mom always said "complaining is for those who don't want to take action". No, this thread is here to say thank you to our ex-Soviet buddies. Thank you Russia. Thank you for putting up with our and everyone elses pathetic little hang up with not offending anyone. I'd like to propose Russia to be a model to follow in this regard. Every ethnic, religious and national group out there - grow the fuck up and bow to the Russians, for they are the only ones who aren't pussies.