Welcome to the One-Liner thread. In this thread, you are encouraged to talk about anything related to religion, however there are a few rules you must abide by:

1) Your posts may be only one sentence long and no more than one line long. Anything more than that will be disregarded.

2) Your posts may include made up facts, and trolling is encouraged.

3) Your posts must not have any sources in them or links to other sources to back them up.

Oh behave.

God is dead.

Good start IAC.

Hinduism and Christianity are far different from one another in terms of beliefs of reality.

Why is this under Religion?

Glad to see that you're following the rules IAC.

No problem.

Jesus saves (baby seals). IBTM

Do you have that in a peer reviewed paper?

Jesus will save your souls and trade them with friends.

The Young Earth Creationist Theory is BS.

Everybody has very humble opinions, including NDS.

Except my opinion (and 95% of geologists' opinion) is fact.

Except my opinion (and 95% of geologists' opinion) is fact.

95% is generous, don't you think?

Precession and the Earths radius are unrelated.

You admitted that you're no geologist, and that has been born out with your strange statements, and where is that guy who was gonna come here to debate, what was his name?

Yeah, it's probably more like 99.9999%.

Nickelodeon is a flea bitten mormon

I encourage everyone to visit the Earth Science - Sediment.... Thread to see the smack down everyone layed on IAC.

Mormons eat fleas for breakfast.

God, Allah, Jehova = not particularly nice

I encourage everyone to visit the Earth Science - Sediment.... Thread to see the smack down everyone layed on IAC.

Sedimentary means deposited by god you know!

Yeah IAC, I'm no geologist and I still left you speechless (and refuteless).

The Earth's radius is the length of two zodiac ages of movement of the constellations (due to precession) along one side (of six) of a hexagon which is circumscribed by the circle of the Earth, quite simple actually, right Nick?

IceAgeCivilizations doesnt have a clue.

Booga booga.

Nick, Nick, Nick.

Goo morphed into you..

Iac, Iac, Iac.

poor goo

NDS stands for Not Doing Science.

Path is Sock puppet paths' sockpuppet.

Saquists underpants are blessed by Pat Robertson (and he never changes them)

Path was a rabid islamo basher.

Islamofacists are climbing up the walls.

Mary was a whore, Joseph was a fool, Jesus was a Buddhist and everything outside the Synoptic Gospels (first three books of the New Testament) is apologetic rhetoric and therefore, by definition, bullshit.

Actually NDS stands for "Not a Dumass, Sorry."

I don't believe you.

Im the religously selected One to rule the new planet after jihad.

God told me IAC is wrong.

Did not.

According to IAC, since there is no evidence proving that Leprechauns don't exist, they must exist.

Allah contacted me by email and told me Jesus was a fraud.

He emailed me too, but it got spam blocked.

Krishna emailed me and said that I will turn into a frog in the next life.

Retrograde prince no doubt.

IAC admitted is was wrong about everything, and will attempt to recall all his books with full money back.

Actually, he sent me another email saying that I'm going to turn into a huge fire breathing dragon.

I would want my money back.

Can't change your story now.

I just did.

Congratulations, another young earth creationist!

Great, that brings the total number of YEC's in the world up to like, 10 or 11 now, right?

You admitted that you're no geologist, and that has been born out with your strange statements, and where is that guy who was gonna come here to debate, what was his name?

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M*W: Ban IAC! He broke thread rules!

Oh Med Woman, you are such a drama queen.

Anything with IceAgedunCivilizations in it.

Hey Saty, why do you call yourself that?

Did God have a stopwatch when he was creating the Sun and planets and earth to make sure he created them in exactly 24 hours?

A stopwatch in a manner of speaking.

Okay, good, because God forbid if he was off by a few seconds.

Makes sense.

Yeah of course it does, because why create everything in a millisecond (God can do that), when you can create it in 7 days?

6 days

He Is No Fool Who Gives What He Cannot Keep To Gain What He Can Not Lose

And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done.

Indeed.

I hope He had a good nap and recovered from all that tough work He had just done.

Ask Him.

No.

I left a message but he never returned the call.

He called me but I wouldnt go there because the others won my choice.

Beer Pong is fuckin' sweet.

Jesus saves

The rest of you take 32 damage.

Those aren't pecks, they are tits.

Limited ability.

I'm Rick James, biiTCH

I’m a girl, and you’re a boy - we’re too old to play with toys
Won’t you tell me what’s your name? You could be my brand new game
You begin and roll the dice, I would smile and break the ice
Tell me how could I resist, when you’re my favorite kiss?

Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy take my hand, and come along with me
Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy love is grand with you, my sugar bee.

See the moon, and see the sun, shining down on everyone
They know how in love we are, I heard them tell it to a star
There’s no mountain, there’s no sea, to keep your love away from me
No matter what the distance is, you’re still my favorite kiss.

Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy take my hand, and come along with me
Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy love is grand with you, my sugar bee

Dah, nah, nah - Tell me what your secret is
Dah, nah, nah – Oh, won’t you let me know?
Dah, nah, nah - Nothing makes me feel like this
Dah, nah, nah - Cause you’re my favorite kiss

Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy take my hand, and come along with me
Kissy kissy makes me happy, honey, honey, sweet as candy
Kissy kissy love is grand with you, my sugar beet (2x)

Dah, nah, nah - Tell me what your secret is
Dah, nah, nah – Oh, won’t you let me know?
Dah, nah, nah - Nothing makes me feel like this
Dah, nah, nah - Cause you’re my favorite kiss.

Whatsa' matta' with you?

man created god not other way around religion cuases war!

Copernicus!!Newton!!Kelper!!Galileo!!Descartes!!Le ibniz!!

Heretics, one and all!

No Calculus for you.

I'll have toast instead then.

Sorry, presumably theist Egyptians invented bread.

Argh! Damn it all to Hell. Erm, I mean, umm, never mind. Why are all the swear words religion related?

Man trying to play God, commonplace.

Man trying to play God, commonplace.

shut up.