The New plane bomber

Discussion in 'World Events' started by odin, Dec 24, 2001.

  1. odin

    odin Registered Senior Member

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    I think,that when they have found out all they can from him,they should take him out to the desert,put his shoes back on him, & give him what he wanted,blow him up with them!
     
    odin, Dec 24, 2001
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  3. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    As I recall, it is Islamic belief that being buried with a pig prevents one from achieving the afterlife.

    This suggests that we build prisons for Islamic terrorists inside, or beneath, slaughter houses and then bury them with deceased pigs.

    And we should put a pig or two on every airplane.
     
    Mr. G, Dec 24, 2001
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  5. kmguru

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    I like this idea. Just like there is a sign in 7-11 stores that says "Store clerk does not have the key to the safe". We should put a notice in every plane that this flight contains a pig in the cargo hold....

    Thanks Mr. G for a great idea....

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  7. odin

    odin Registered Senior Member

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    odin, Dec 24, 2001
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  8. Markx

    Markx Registered Senior Member

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    I have studied this religion more then any one of you and I can say that I have never came across anything like that. They hate pig but beeing burried with one and not going to heaven is something that I am not aware of. But one thing for sure, they hate pig big time.
     
    Markx, Dec 24, 2001
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  9. wet1

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    Then by all means give them a pig 'n poke. Maybe we could use the pigs as a tunnel checker?

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    Even Swine deserve company!
     
    wet1, Dec 25, 2001
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  10. kmguru

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    Today, I heard that he tested a lot of airlines with his shoe-bombs including Israel. Lucky for us that he was caught. Now we will be looking for homeless looking people on the plane who pay cash one way with hightop shoes.

    I suggest, wear a slip on shoe so that they can be x-rayed.

    What they will think of next? A man disguised as a women with false boob-bombs? We may need a boob squeezer on duty....

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    kmguru, Dec 28, 2001
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  11. Mr. G

    Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Markx,

    My wife is a Muslim. I've never personally studied Islam -- for that matter, I couldn't get very far into organized Christianity before I was intellectually repelled -- so I have to rely on others for such insights.

    I've heard more Muslims say pigs are anathema than not.

    So, what am I to think?
     
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    Mr. G, Dec 28, 2001
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