Raise your right hand (really, raise it now) and swear this oath: “I will do my best to prevent this thread from falling to page 2. I will post something, anything, hopefully something at least mildly interesting, to prevent that from happening.”

You have been deputized and your service to this thread is appreciated. We'll notify next of kin should this thread fall in the line of your duty.

oh come on. there's nothing to bite into.

http://www.guru3d.com/forum/images/smilies/invasion.gif

I coundn't resist
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_queereye.jpg

Well, the title intrigued me... But dearprudence is right, there's nothing to bite into. Then again I don't know what could possibly shock this entire forum, or even shock everyone who reads this thread... At last not without being closed soon after. :p

z0rz

The only interesting thing I can say right now is that I just woke up and arrived at work...interesting ain't it...

all your thread are belong to us!



.... i like fire.



http://www.pigwar.com/images/gallery/fire.jpg

...purty.

Burn baby, burn!

i know!
lets make this the 'random pictures of burning things' thread!
or did someone already do that?

Well I would post my old avatar to contribute (the devil smiley face with fire) but I do not have it anymore.

http://www.*******************/gifs/archive/images/gif21.gif

http://members.aol.com/seventheve/images/monkeybrains.bmp

Yup........


http://www.dfcom.freeserve.co.uk/hbw/images/hbb5.jpg

Holy crap, is that the Tubanana Bunch? I hated those guys.

http://www.*******************/pics/bunny1.gif

Curse you, Easter isn't for months! Happy Halloween!

"merry christmas! to all you jews, happy honika! for you africans, happy quanza! and to you athiests.... have a nice day"

i have an extreemly evangelicle christian friend. and i scare her alot. she calls me satanic. earlier today i showd her a burning cross. she screamed.
it was funny.

another friend of mine is an open and outspoken nazi. he does not like black people or jewish people.
hes adopted but his birth mother was jewish. when he found this out it upset him terribly and he spent all weekend in his room crying.
hes still my friend even though we hold very diferent religius and politcale ideals.
i think people should see this as a lesson on how you dont have to hate people just because theyr stupid and wrong in a very fundimental way.

i used to have pink hair. it was cool. but then i cut my hair off. now its normal. but im going to dye it somthing else cool after a show im in is over tomarrow.

i got kicked out of boy scouts for inproper use of a pen ;)
actualy i stabbed another boy with it. that was fun.

ive been caught masturbating a totale of 4 times by varius family members and once by my sisters boy friend.

i like fire.



http://www.visionengineer.com/mech/fire.jpg

Originally posted by cthulhus slave

ive been caught masturbating a totale of 4 times by varius family members and once by my sisters boy friend.


Only 4 times?

Cthu sez
ive been caught masturbating a totale of 4 times by varius family members and once by my sisters boy friend.

Maybe you can give us some good tips on how to be manually sticky.

I believe this thread will be closed soon for lack of content. Or it will be closed because someone will start a flame. Either way, I think it is coming ;)

Let's fill it with content then!

I am doing research on how to sell my paper to a journal. I need to know what the perception if of the popular audience of what a tooth is.

So if you think about the tooth as a structure, what are you thinking of? What comes into your mind?

Because "manual" refers to your hand, right? And when you masturbate you use your hand, and then it gets sticky, right? So it's manually sticky.

I think of a tooth as being a crystalline outgrowth, a sort of mineral extrusive concretion produced by many cells.

Tooth.. I think of the hardest bone in the body. I also think of something white we use to assist in the digestion of food. I also think of the many fillings I have :rolleyes:

http://www.crazybarki.messageboard.nl/forum/images/smiles/icon_disco.gif

How much does that DJ charge per hour? He really got the people dancing.

looks more like an orgy to me.


im growing my nails long again. i had to cut them. now they are a little over an inch long and its starting to get hard to type.

Long nails do tend to make it hard to type. ;)

They make it especially hard to play the piano. :(

how do people clean their ears with long nails? always puzzled me. a face cloth is too thick to really go in there. finger tips is the right size.

actualy i was thinking about that earliar.
you just have to be carefull i guess, so you dont jab yourself in the eardrumb. infact its a little easier i think because you can realy scrape at the wax and goo.

but cleaning under long nails can be a problem.

the typing you can get used to, just have to have to have your hands about parrilel to the keyboard so the nails dont hit the key infront of the one your trying to hit.

Originally posted by BigBlueHead
I think of a tooth as being a crystalline outgrowth, a sort of mineral extrusive concretion produced by many cells.

Interesting since it is technicaly an ingrowth and not an outgrowth!

how do people clean their ears with long nails? always puzzled me. a face cloth is too thick to really go in there. finger tips is the right size. although most of us are guilty of it, you're not supposed to put aything in the ear canal. it pushes ear wa into the ear and ou will eventually feel a small sore knot infront of the ear above the lower jaw. the corrt way to remove wax is with ear drops. cheap simple, and wont damage you ear.

So I shouldn't insert this cordless dr

I think it was Father Guido Sarducci who proclaimed that there were in fact 15 commandments, not 10, and that the 12th commandment was, "Never insert cutip directly into the canal, better off to spin and rotate along the outer part" Can't argue with that one...

This message is here just to keep this thread on top. :p

Originally posted by cthulhus slave
actualy i was thinking about that earliar.
you just have to be carefull i guess, so you dont jab yourself in the eardrumb. infact its a little easier i think because you can realy scrape at the wax and goo.

Piercing your eardrum with your fingernail...not a pretty scene. :bugeye:

This thread isn't very manually sticky.

Yea the yesterday I thought the same thing. It is manually unsticky.

stick you damn thread!
stick i say!
stick stick stick!


my mom found my diary the other day... now my family is extreemly conserned about my mental well being at the exact same time i feel i am finaly regaining my sanity.
life is screwy....

the worst way to die is a virgin... or drowing in a pool of fire ants.

I am very sane.

***Looks at his own avatar.

I am also very sane.

*Looks at his own avatar and name.*

When I looked at your avatar a few seconds ago, I started to sing this in my head:

"And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon."

Wtf?! lol.

:m:

What if the hokey pokey is really what its all about?

I thought it was anyway. Isn't that what the song claims?

maybe it needs some post it glue

Yes, it is true, i am back, though none of you noticed i was gone, lol, my own fault, anyway..just doing my part to keep this thread alive:p

OMG! He is BACK!

Wait... I joined after you did... I never seen you post. Oh...

;)

What year are we actually living in?

We are nihilists...we care for nothing!

Oh come on...give us the money... his girlfriend lost a toe for it.

You are entering a world of pain here...

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Is this your homework? Is this your homework? Is this your homework?

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In accordance with what might as well have been your last wish, we return you to the ocean.

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Lennon.................Lennon?................I am the walrus?

Shut the fuck up Donnie.

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Nobody fucks with the jezus!!

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Things turned out pretty good for the dude and Walter.

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w00t

*looks at own avatar*

Darn. I don't have one. But...I do have some glue!

*liberally applies glue all over monitor to attempt to have the thread stick*

Guys, I don't think this is working. MORE GLUE!

Please do not blame us if your monitor gets ruined in the proccess.

***Applies duct tape to this post

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hokey pokey was originaly a name for ice cream but somehow stupid new yorkers started associating it with the dance ice cream vendors performed to attract customers.

a toast
to lust primordial
to death ominous
to relentless existance
to passionate scorn and scornfull passion

Exactly how does one do the Hokey Pokey?

.....you put your left foot in.....

...you put your right foot out...

and?