:cool:
Since it has come to my attention that there is a lot of backroom, and ‘frontroom’, flirting and sexual interplay happening around here-some of which I’ve witnessed firsthand- I thought it would be nice of me to offer my services in helping some members, that have trouble in expressing desire and are not as talented in the art of seduction, to establish ‘love-connections’ and intimate relationships with other members they find appealing.
I know many of you harbor secret crushes and lusts for certain members that you find irresistible, sexy and fascinating enough to wonder what they look like, how they feel like and how they….taste like.
Let this thread be an internet-café area, an internet pickup lounge if you will, where some of you shy ones, and also all you not so shy ones, can express interest openly and honestly and invite the member of your choice to a more personal interaction, a correspondence, a friendship with prospects and/or to simply indulge in some naughty, illegal, casual, cyber-sex, that may lead to a more real interaction.
If you know what I mean.

The growing trend in our time?
Internet relationships.

Please post the name of the member of your secret desire or the members you think need some help in openly admitting desire or post those you think will make a good couple or you think deserve each other, with courage and purpose, and unburden yourself from that palpitating heart, those sweating hands and all those late-night fantasies and clandestine keyboard… strokes.
Take a chance who knows what may happen.

For those too shy to post openly the object of your physical or emotional need please feel free to ‘private message’ me for assistance.
Your wandering cupid friend,
Wanderer

p.s. Just thought I’d expose what everyone knows is going on around here but denies interest in.
You know who you are, I know who you are so let's stop beating around the bush, so to speak, and get down to business.
Oh and good luck.
Many of you will need it.
:cool:

OK fine i'll admit it. Sargentlard and I have been sleeping together since I first saw him trolling on sciforums. Something about his "Rebel without a clue" ways made him resistable but I was drunk and he begged me to talk to him..I did and eventually his atrocious personality grew on me.

You see I love dating assholes and sarge understands that very well. He keeps me happy.

I'm fond of my right hand BUT I do have something going on, on the side, with my left.
I hope you and yourself get along and true love results from this.

What an interesting paralell. The Love Connection. A really cheesy show about dating hosted by a complete and utter loser.

And a thread called The Love Connection, also hosted by a complete and utter loser.

Was this intentional... :D

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-19608/

Egads...holy cosmos of Norgath

He DOES have a sense of humor..... :eek:

My name is cool skill.
Black hair, borwn eyes, and light skin. I'm 5'8", and about 150lbs.
My location is Miami.
My job is to please any female that posts here.
I am a well trained highly professional female pleaser.
For $5, I will give you pleasure.
If you or a friend require pleasing, please post, and send your fees to my address.

Egads...holy cosmos of Norgath

He DOES have a sense of humor..... :eek:
HAHAHAHAAA! wipes tears of laughter from eyes...

Cool Skill
No offence but there's something about your post that just makes me think of the "2 dalla suky suky" thing. :p

Wanderer
Why you sly dog you... putting up this post so that we ALL declare our love and lust for you. Well I shall be the first to come forward. I want you Wanderer... you lil old hairy backed gorilla you ;). I want you baaaaddd.

Now on a serious and more sane note. I'm sure that there is a lot of lust going through the PM's. But seriously, who'd admit it? I mean ermmm sure some of you admit to it in regards to your hands, but if the lust is one sided and the other party is not aware of it, would you really want to declare it for all to see? Rejection could result in the person becoming bitter and twisted. Ok, so I declared for you Wanderer, but that was obvious to all in how much you, my 'poopsy', get my lil cauldron-a-bubblin. And I do not fear rejection. I'm already bitter and twisted! Plus I know that I can stalk you until you come around and see the beauty of it all. Ah my hairy backed 'poopsy'... we could make such beautiful music together... Sigh... I can even hear it now... Oh wait.. no that's just the neighbour's cat howling outside my window again... heh.. oops

For those too shy to post openly the object of your physical or emotional need please feel free to ‘private message’ me for assistance.
HEH! Oh that's beautiful... This is like a bad version of reality TV.

Hey looky here a little fly has landed on the fly-paper.
Here he is ladies and gentlemen our internet Casanova amongst us.
He’s tall [compared to my dwarfish height]
Blue eyes.
I.Q. 148 [unlikely but let’s go with it]
He likes to fish and hunt for pussy, he’s married, but don’t let that scare you off, he’s very discreet.
He likes [for reasons of discretion names have been hidden]
x**
and
g********
He likes them hard,cruel and smart. A prize.

Yet he pretends to be happily involved with someone.
But how happy can he be when he fishes around for the stray ones?
wessmoris comes to mind for some reason.
He imagines their soft, supple firm young bodies pressed against his, their fiery personalities making them bury their nails in his back…..no wait that’s my fantasy…. In his he’s being whipped like Jesus in that movie and he's being insulted while being pleasured. Treated like the bad little boy he is.
So much time this fly has.
I clocked him once [yesterday] at 4-5 hours on-line.

cool skill
Ladies he have another participant.
100% prime beef.
Come and get it.
Interested parties should ‘pm’ me immediately before this one slips away.

Bells
I’m actually in the middle of a very painful and costly exfoliation process that’ll rid me of my ‘gorilla sweater’.
Until it is completed think of it as something to grab onto in the throws of passion.

I can only dream of making you howl like your neighbours cat and ring like a bell.
But this thread isn’t about me, my lady, it’s about all those love sick and lustful internet Romeos quietly spinning cyber-webs and buzzing around looking for prey.
I thought I would help out by offering my services.

Shouldn't you mention your huge penis now?

It's implied.
3 inches is huge right?

Yeah.. ah huh.. huge Wanderer. However do you manage it? Would a wheel barrow help?

Here he is ladies and gentlemen our internet Casanova amongst us.
He’s tall [compared to my dwarfish height]
Blue eyes.
I.Q. 148 [unlikely but let’s go with it]
He likes to fish and hunt for pussy, he’s married, but don’t let that scare you off, he’s very discreet.
He likes [for reasons of discretion names have been hidden]
x**
and
g********
He likes them hard,cruel and smart. A prize.

:eek: Ok just a suggestion, but if that's how your going to offer your services poopsy, I think the desperados may prefer to take their business elsewhere. Unless of course you're doing this little ermm dating service in the hope that people will PM you their most sordid little stories with all the gory details. If that's the case, you should be careful you don't burn off all the skin from your hands and your "big" 3 inch penis with the ermm friction burns. Ok, I'll admit it.. that's a nasty thought :(... ugh..

And you got rid of the back hair? Poopsy? Nooooooooo :( .. And I was dreaming about braiding it.. sobs...

Bells
Yeah.. ah huh.. huge Wanderer. However do you manage it? Would a wheel barrow help?
When you are a dwarf, like me, it’s to be expected that your penis will be small.
Nature is cruel Bells. :(

Ok just a suggestion, but if that's how your going to offer your services poopsy, I think the desperados may prefer to take their business elsewhere.
I think you have a point there Bellsy.
But helping flies lay their eggs on shit isn’t my goal.
I’m driven to help out legitimate love interests between members of this Forum.

Unless of course you're doing this little ermm dating service in the hope that people will PM you their most sordid little stories with all the gory details.
My interests are purely anthropological/psychological/sociological, but if I can relieve my sexual frustration in the process, what’s the harm?
I recall that past love triangle {?-FW-internet queen} with that {M/P/?/lapdog} playing spy and now back on the queens good side I suspect.
How happy she is these days; have you noticed? I've seen {M/P/?/lapdog} on early morning ‘pm’ sessions with unknown recipients. Interesting. He comes, sends letters and departs in the darkness.
I also recall a homoerotic affair involving me, but that’s a long and sordid tale I’m not comfortable reliving.
And then there’s this recent secretive flirtation involving {15of0} and two, yes two, other female members, that is intriguing to me. Especially when one party swears he’s happy in his relationship. Score one for marriage.
Let’s not also forget {wessy} and his cyber-sexual needs.
Oh, and then there is that chimpanzee pulling up small trees and thrashing branches about to get the ladies to notice him.
What a wonderful cyber-zoo we have here and all of it under the guise of intellectual discourse; a cyber-community full of wild life, intrigue and politics.
David Mayes was right.
I'm trying to facilitate things.
Why all this anxiety and secrecy?
Love should be celebrated and rejection should be a learning experience.

If that's the case, you should be careful you don't burn off all the skin from your hands and your "big" 3 inch penis with the ermm friction burns.
When it’s this small- I'm holdingit as we speak- you can use two fingers and no harm is done.
Unfortunately the harm done to my dwarfish soul is more pronounced and painful.
You see, I’ve been dismissed from the queens court and now I’m a prancing jester without an audience; also my weakness and loser status makes me bitter and angry at the world, which would explain my critique on modern society and culture.
Add to that, the fact that the princess of my heart equates me to a flamboyant cockatoo and you have the sad story of my existence.
But I’m trying to change, turn a new leaf in my pathetic life, Bells.
So I’ve decided to play humble cupid to all these intellectual giants and win back their favour. When you’re this small you must do extreme things to get noticed and appreciated by the large people. :D

i've been fucking the swede for near 20 years

The discontended menial shows his face again.
But here he is like the sniggering schoolgirl playing love counselor with that charming you-know-who-you-be-I-know-who-you-be mierda.


" *giggle* gumsmack *giggle*

I'm like, you know, not naming names but some person in here with the blue pants, white shirt, and standing RIGHT over there with his Nike cap backwards liscense #163872638 likes somebody over there

*giggle giggle fucking giggle* "

Pathetic.

He likes [for reasons of discretion names have been hidden]
x**
and
g********
He likes them hard,cruel and smart. A prize.
Translation:

He likes [for reasons of discretion names have been hidden]

XEV
and
GENDANKEN

He likes them hard, cruel, and smart. A prize.

I love you gendanken. Abuse me more....please!!!

I love you gendanken. Abuse me more....please!!!
My man, you are going to have to work harder if you want to enter the queens chambers.
Get in line. It starts way,way over there....
Some advice: Small posts- so that you don't shoot yourself in the leg- and be humble and funny. :p

SwedishFish
i've been fucking the swede for near 20 years
Lucky Swede. :eek:

There there Wanderer. It's ok child. I'm sure if you suck up enough they'll let you back into their den. You could try taking in a sacrificial lamb/member and laying it at their feet? Possibly shoot yourself in one nut to show that you do love the pain?

But this love connection thread? Ermm what can I say?... Well nothing really. I just have a hard time picturing you as the smarmy host or go between trying to get any desperados together. Actually, the image brings a smile of fright to my lips.

And can I ask, how do you possibly know that some ermmm members are PM'ing each other? Why would you even want to know? Please tell me that you haven't stooped so low as to looking 'who's online' so that you can spy on people? :confused: But if they wish to send hot little PM's to each other, more power to them I guess, although I honestly can't imagine how anyone can 'get their rocks off' through PM's. I must be a prude because I find the whole notion of getting hot and heavy with a keyboard to be in truth, distasteful... maybe it's just me.. abnormal? :(

I'd guess that it's always best to be a lovesick puppy/desperado in the privacy of a PM than in the public forum where the majority point and laugh. Ah nevermind. You're right, they should post it up so that we can all see. I feel like a laugh :D. Just kidding... In truth, I don't want to know... honest..

Guyute:
I love you gendanken. Abuse me more....please!!!
No no no....now, surely you know there is a recipe to Royalty don't you?

First we start with a dabble of you slobbering all over me. Then we throw in a pinch here and there of your worship for me to bask in.

Next comes two cups of you getting a hard on for Gendanken's charming personality, her winning espiritu and the way she bats her eyelashes at you with her keyboard.

Throw in a sprig of your absolute devotion to me and my cruelty, my savegery, my need to cut you down to Kibbles and all the abuse you seek and pine for will rain on your head profusely, Guyute.

Some ventriloquism (and on topic):

Android: Hello, my name is Android and I would like lessons in setting my mousetraps. Make that flypaper, yes I'd like lessons in catching the biggest fly in here.

Bells:
And can I ask, how do you possibly know that some ermmm members are PM'ing each other? Why would you even want to know? Please tell me that you haven't stooped so low as to looking 'who's online' so that you can spy on people?
Ha!

If only you knew...........ain't it obvious my dear?


But if they wish to send hot little PM's to each other, more power to them I guess, although I honestly can't imagine how anyone can 'get their rocks off' through PM's. I must be a prude because I find the whole notion of getting hot and heavy with a keyboard to be in truth, distasteful... maybe it's just me.. abnormal?

Hot and heavy in a fucking pm box or ICQ *is* disturbing as is a focus on sex in the online world. Cybersex and all its mutant forms is for those obsessed with it in wanting to play some kind of neutral entity in the process.

"Playing Cupid" is how he cloaks his denial.

Bells
There there Wanderer. It's ok child. I'm sure if you suck up enough they'll let you back into their den. You could try taking in a sacrificial lamb/member and laying it at their feet? Possibly shoot yourself in one nut to show that you do love the pain?
Weird coincidence: I was planning to write a little something on pain/suffering.
But my way in is not my concern here. I’m more interested in unravelling this little web of deceit and witnessing the full glory of Forum life.
From an anthropological/sociological standpoint, like I said.
Call it field work.

But this love connection thread? Ermm what can I say?... Well nothing really. I just have a hard time picturing you as the smarmy host or go between trying to get any desperados together. Actually, the image brings a smile of fright to my lips.
I decided to put on these clothes for a while and only for this thread.
Just for fun.
If you think about it, what else is this place good for, other than for a laugh and a smirk?
It’s not like any issues are really discussed. Most threads always result in name-calling and juvenile war of words. No real consequences are looked for, no practical applications to knowledge, no real world associations, no results, no real interactions, only a continuous cynical merry-go-round of venting where the real motives are hidden behind mountains of words and avalanches of thread.

When in Rome....

And can I ask, how do you possibly know that some ermmm members are PM'ing each other? Why would you even want to know? Please tell me that you haven't stooped so low as to looking 'who's online' so that you can spy on people?
Yes, I admit I look at who’s on-line from time to time. It’s my weakness.
But we’ve already established that I’m a loser so let’s proceed on topic.
The thing is I don’t know if they are ‘pm’ing’ each other.
That’s what makes it so much fun. Trying to figure things out using clues and observation. Like solving a mystery.
If it were not for that, this place would bore me to tears.
Mostly kids talking about girlfriends, taking dumps, favorite songs, exhibiting their personalities and talents, trying to define reality without experiencing it and through all that pretending they don’t care.

But if they wish to send hot little PM's to each other, more power to them I guess, although I honestly can't imagine how anyone can 'get their rocks off' through PM's. I must be a prude because I find the whole notion of getting hot and heavy with a keyboard to be in truth, distasteful... maybe it's just me.. abnormal?
Ah, here we are getting into the crux of the situation.
Individuals pretending to be one thing exhibit behaviors that belie the exhibition.
What we have here is a community of vicariously living entities. Artificial people, in artificial environments, creating artificial worlds for artificial purposes.
A symptom of western decadence, cynicism and insecurity and the result of an absence of purpose and inner stability.
Notice the total loss of hope, the absence of purpose, respect and focus.
Generation ‘X’ and ‘Y’ in all its glory. And right behind them generation ‘Z’.

I'd guess that it's always best to be a lovesick puppy/desperado in the privacy of a PM than in the public forum where the majority point and laugh. Ah nevermind. You're right, they should post it up so that we can all see. I feel like a laugh . Just kidding... In truth, I don't want to know... honest..
The thing is that if it remains hidden and discreet then there is no issue but in this case, I’ve noticed, there’s spillover into public view.
If you look carefully and wait for it long enough you will notice patterns of behavior, short ambiguous exposures of inner desires, subtle flirtation and threat; the full gamut of human animal interaction.
Have you noticed that there’s little actual conversation on topic in any thread? I got taken by it myself.
The thread, the subject becomes a catalyst an excuse to indulge in what the real motive is.
Most members don’t talk about issues or abstract subject so much as they are always talking about self and the other. Natural if you think about it, human beings are social creatures and so socializing takes precedence over all other concerns and interests.

Oh shut up Wanderer, it could be worse:
http://enotalone.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21971

Wait, it gets better:

http://enotalone.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21987
"I see her as the girl that I was searching all theses years. I didn't spend that much time with her.. I really do not know why do I feel like this for her. I think my life cannot go on like this (without her) I"
(Of a casual friend)

Additional fun can always be found on the ever-fecund:
http://women.msn.com

*giggle*

Anway. You're needed elsewhere, Xev.

http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=34460&page=4&pp=20

It's implied.
3 inches is huge right?

Dunno, we have the metric system over here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I just read through Xev's links. Oh my! What horrors.

It's nice to see that the stalking laws are effective.

Wanderer

If you think about it, what else is this place good for, other than for a laugh and a smirk?
True. I'm still laughing at the Dear Abbey links Xev posted above. Although having been here for a while, I've noticed some flirting that is quite obvious but it's usually something I just ignore. You have to ask yourself though, why would anyone come on here looking for love, lust or adoration? For all we know, some of the posters in here might be just be using the internet to pass the time while in jail or mental institution.

It’s not like any issues are really discussed. Most threads always result in name-calling and juvenile war of words. No real consequences are looked for, no practical applications to knowledge, no real world associations, no results, no real interactions, only a continuous cynical merry-go-round of venting where the real motives are hidden behind mountains of words and avalanches of thread.
Yes but all are guilty of this. This place is just one where people can abuse others without fear of retribution. We're all faceless and many find it easy to abuse someone who they don't know. But put them face to face with their enemy and they clam up. The venting amuses me actually. I quite like watching the few individuals in here who have a complex of superiority and put all others down as a way of raising themselves above the herd. Amuses the hell out of me. Small things amuse small minds I guess. :D

Artificial people, in artificial environments, creating artificial worlds for artificial purposes.
Wanderer, I rarely agree with you but I agree with you here. This place and the internet in general is a fantasy land for many. It's easy to tell someone you're more than what you really are in 'real life'. But then I guess, for many, such fabrications take place in all aspects of life.

Have you noticed that there’s little actual conversation on topic in any thread? I got taken by it myself.
The thread, the subject becomes a catalyst an excuse to indulge in what the real motive is.
Most members don’t talk about issues or abstract subject so much as they are always talking about self and the other. Natural if you think about it, human beings are social creatures and so socializing takes precedence over all other concerns and interests.

Yes, but we are all guilty of that. We are humans with faults after all.

I'd say meow but that'd just be cheesy. :D

Cattiness? Moi? Pas vrai! Bitchy yes, but catty? I think I'm offended.

Now as to your ermmm post...

My goodness Android. You know, I actually have nothing to say. Nothing befitting this moment anyway. But Wanderer should be happy with all the details. :p

And now I think I shall go and burn my eyes out with hot coals...

Xev
You know those links….they…..they….brought a tear to my eye.
Sorry I have to take a breath now.
*snif*...*snif* :(

I think things here are just as bad only we have that veneer of intellectual conversation to make us pretend we are not looking for…………whatever it is we are looking for.
But I’m a pathetic, loser dwarf, an old- so very old-decrepit, lonely and bitter man {?}.
This is all I have to give me joy.
Sorry, I have to take a breath again….

spuriousmonkey
Dunno, we have the metric system over here.
We do here also.
3 inches is about 8 cm.
Thanks man it looks better in metric.
I've got 80 mm of man-meat.

Bells
True. I'm still laughing at the Dear Abbey links Xev posted above. Although having been here for a while, I've noticed some flirting that is quite obvious but it's usually something I just ignore. You have to ask yourself though, why would anyone come on here looking for love, lust or adoration? For all we know, some of the posters in here might be just be using the internet to pass the time while in jail or mental institution.
Loneliness, my dear Bellsy, is a terrible thing. Now add to that adolescence and we have a chemical time-bomb.
Many actually might even have many friends and girlfriends and wives/husbands but they lack the right kind of companionship. Their immediate environment might be stale and full of superficiality or populated by ‘Bob’s/Bobet’s’, remember them?, and so coming to Forums called “intellectual communities” offers an opportunity of communication with a different calibre of human.
Imagine the disappointment that follows.

Yes but all are guilty of this. This place is just one where people can abuse others without fear of retribution. We're all faceless and many find it easy to abuse someone who they don't know. But put them face to face with their enemy and they clam up. The venting amuses me actually. I quite like watching the few individuals in here who have a complex of superiority and put all others down as a way of raising themselves above the herd. Amuses the hell out of me. Small things amuse small minds I guess.
It mostly amuses me also, BUT!, then I’m left with this bad aftertaste.
It’s like I’ve wasted my time and nothing has come of it but a momentary distraction.
People exchange insults, they vent, they socialize or they may even try to make personal contacts, then what?
Does it lead to real world conclusions?
Does it translate into reality?
No, for most it’s like a role-playing game, D&D for example, where they enter an artificial environment, play a part, avoid any real life consequences and then leave it behind again.
Another form of escapism.

Wanderer, I rarely agree with you but I agree with you here. This place and the internet in general is a fantasy land for many. It's easy to tell someone you're more than what you really are in 'real life'. But then I guess, for many, such fabrications take place in all aspects of life.
In fact ,any hint at reality or at something becoming ‘real’- such as a confrontation or a love interest- and panic sets in.
The real world is anathema to most of the members here.
The reason they are here is to escape reality, analyze it from afar, dissect it and then re-enter it without gaining anything from their stay here.
Like video-games.
This is an interactive videogame.
Fascinating stuff. For me.
It’s especially interesting how some claim an indifference to this place and then act as if their reputation and persona here does matter.
Fantasy and reality blurring into each other.
But the same can be said about western society in general.
That’s why 9/11 came as such a shock to many in the US. The fantasy, seen on movie screens, suddenly became reality, without the sanitizing effects of imagination.
Our news is offered up like movie footage, our lives lived with precise artificiality and shallowness as to not disturb the subconscious.
We live in this bubble where any glimpse of misery and suffering shocks us and disturbs us.

Yes, but we are all guilty of that. We are humans with faults after all.
I never said we aren't.

_an.droid_
Yo, dude.
Where have you been?
I thought you dropped off from this place and you weren’t accepting visitors anymore.

Who here is hot?
You want me to take my temperature?

Or are you all a bunch of flaccid impotent scary cats?
Haven’t you heard?
I’m a flaccid, short, weak, old, embittered loser that poses and prances about pretending like he’s something he’s not and needing attention to compensate for his lack. I'm an internet shock-jock.
Oh, and I’m a dwarf as well.
Nice to meet you.

I posted his jpeg on my screen.

I gazed into his eyes. His eyes gazed back at mine. Through time. Mysteriously. From another world.

I didn’t realize this though. I didn’t because time means nothing to me. It was... just one of those things.

And so we gazed into each other’s eyes. I, in the future. He, in the past. I didn’t realize this though. That time separated us. That we were apart. Twenty years. Almost seven thousand days between us. But I was living in the moment and incorporating his past. I couldn’t help it. I was... attracted.

So I looked into his image, his manner, his moment from the past. Something there about him was captured. Something that was compatible with my nature. Something that haunted me because I kept coming back to gaze at it.

So I tried to sculpt him into the present, next to me. Just to see. Essentially he would be the same. But leaner. Harder. Angular. His eyes not lost but focused. On fire. Penetrating. Into. My. Soul.

And that hint of a smile! My boyish amusement greeted his. Thus sending the avidity fluttering like butterflies. Colourful butterflies. Scattering colour upon an open field.

And as I studied the chance of a more mature gaze transmitting from the past into the present, I unconsciously brushed my hand against my thigh. Then I felt the muscle there. My thigh was firm. Masculine. I rested my hand there. Deliberately. I stirred. My breath quickened. My mind ceased to project. I was caught. In time.

Thus I introduced myself to him. And he introduced himself to me.

I went off-line, closed everything really really fast, and then stripped to bed.

And in my mind, I carried him with me.

I, in the future. He, in the past. I, in the past. He, in the present.

Time no longer separated us. And my body shared itself between us. A source. Of. Connection.

Thus I touched myself to him. And he touched himself to me. I lost myself. I found myself. I ignored myself. I acknowledged myself. I felt myself. My... selves.

Time did not exist. We were happy.


----~----

I wanted more.
Uh....*gulp*...who is this guy?
:eek:

spuriousmonkey

We do here also.
3 inches is about 8 cm.
Thanks man it looks better in metric.
I've got 80 mm of man-meat.


Don't worry. Apparently women only care about what is on your bank account.

An Apollo from outerspace. They only exist in dreams.
The trick is to acknowledge that the imagination will always paint vistas of perfection that do not correspond to real world circumstances.
A beautiful painted panorama lacks the smells, sounds and imperfections that make it real.
Accepting that human beings will never fit into our expectations and realizing that, if we wish to relate to some of them, we must tolerate their reality so as to enjoy the idea of them, is a learning process.

spuriousmonkey
Shit...
1-Small penis
2-Small account
3-Small mind
4-Small stature
How can I be anything but bitter?
A living example, I am, on the cruelty of nature.
I should be shot or worse I should be ignored.
Indifference will be the final nail in my miserable casket.

But can I redeem myself by becoming a go-between for greater minds than mine?
Can I serve as a facilitator of superiority?
What better reward for me if I can make possible the joining of two ‘super-humans’ to procreate the next generation of nobility?
And if my genes are lost in eternity and I’m degraded and insulted in the process, what a small price to pay, a simple sacrifice to a larger cause.
Cupid to the gods I am.

:rolleyes:

How can I be anything but bitter?

That's okay there, I'm only 5'5 and I have a really small penis too.

Am I the only one who thinks that if this forum had a soundtrack, Kraftwerk's "Computer Liebe" (http://www.lyricsbox.com/kraftwerk-lyrics-computer-love-7x6g66d.html) would be playing?

What better reward for me if I can make possible the joining of two ‘super-humans’ to procreate the next generation of nobility?
So who exactly are these two super humans that you're trying to get together? One should hope that all humans have the ability to become super humans. Ok, maybe with one or two exceptions who shall remain nameless, but who do you think should get together in this forum. You've obviously observed the dynamics of the relationships in here quite well, so surely you'd have some opinion. You've listed who you think is lusting after who, but who do you think will follow through with these apparently lustful thoughts? :p

And nice edit on the post there.... soooo who's the little pixi Wanderer? ;)

That's okay there, I'm only 5'5 and I have a really small penis too.

Am I the only one who thinks that if this forum had a soundtrack, Kraftwerk's "Computer Liebe" (http://www.lyricsbox.com/kraftwerk-lyrics-computer-love-7x6g66d.html) would be playing?
Heh! I actually had the Love Boat theme going through my head for some reason. :( Absolutely painful!

Bells:
Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get it On" might work as well.

Xev:

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Oh that's awful! Cruel! Crap... I'm going to have Marvin Gaye horror songs in my head all day now.

I am cruel. It's because I have such a small - well I don't even have a penis, although apparently I'm male.

Let's get it onnn....

Wouldn't some Barry White be appropriate as well?

Something like this... :)

Artist: Barry White
Album: I’ve Got So Much To Give
Title: I’m Gonna Love You Just A Little More, Baby


It feels so good
You lying here next to me
Oh, what a groove
You have no idea how it feels
My hands just won’t keep still
I love you, baby
Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you
I just wanna hold you
Run my fingers through your hair
Ooh
Outta sight
Uh-huh, right there, you like it like that
Closer
Come here, closer, close
Oh, baby
Oh, baby

Ok, enough of that. I'm going upstairs to put on my silk robe and pajamas, and pour myself a nice Courvosier. Ladies, I'm yours whenever you're ready. No more than three at a time though please. There is only so much water in the fountain. :cool:

Hello Android. How are you?


15of19:

::Michael Bolton Playing in the Background::
::Some Chianti::
::A silk teddy::
:: Triple Strength Bounty Paper Towels::
::And Some Chiclets::

My my...........how are you doing?

Children, children please. :o
My weary old "bone" aches, have pity on me.
We've congregated here to make real connections, not to satirize, insinuate or be sarcastic.
Anyone interested in a 'member' of this Forum [Not my tiny one please since I’m the host of this childish spectacle] need only post his/her alias or ‘pm’ me so I can arrange things.
No evasion tactics. Play whatever hell music you want.
Back on topic.

XEV
That's okay there, I'm only 5'5 and I have a really small penis too.
5'5" huh? Finally a tiny bit of information to fantasize over gentelmen.
But we need more if this is going to work.
Hair color?
Weight?
Body shape?
Measurements?
Xev please, 15ofnothing, Fenris and a myriad of other males are fucking salivating right now, be kind. Give us something.
Pick a knight for the night.
Tell us who makes your 'little female penis' larger.

Bells
Finally someone on topic.
So who exactly are these two super humans that you're trying to get together?
More than two my dear Bells.
Have you not noticed that this Forum is populated by near perfect godlike entities?
Destructive gods, they are, since all they do is deconstruct and try to annihilate personalities. Character assassins laying waste to every idea and ideal and replacing it with….nothing.
Nihilism gone amuck and the diseased western mind levelling everything into oblivion, defaming all, degrading everything and in their place emptiness and a sense of disillusionment and dissatisfaction; a reaction against a screwed up superficial world of lies and deceit.
If the world is fucked up then let us isolate ourselves from it; if the world is empty and shallow, then let us rub its face in it; if the world is pathetic and meaningless, then let us add to it and wallow in our misery.
If you are to destroy and deconstruct then let it be for the sake of constructing something better afterwards.
To stop at obliteration is pathetic.
I know, because I've guilty of it myself.

But I digress.

Dear Bells, I am the host not a participant.
It’s up to you to post your opinions on who deserves who and who has the potential of getting together.
My ‘in the know’ position makes me biased in this case.
But as usual there are more females than males so it is up to the men to make a case for themselves and hope they get a sympathetic ear.
This time out in the open, so we can all help, and not behind 'pm' closed doors.
Now I know there are interested 'memebers' out there. I nkow who they are.
I’m wondering if the secret ‘pm’s’ are not flying as we speak.
Besides I’ve already mentioned some love-triangles, both past and present.
What inspired me was a recent open disclosure on another thread which exposed 15ofnothing as a flirtatious back-room gigolo, feigning indifference and lusting after young thungs. It reminded me of that old Forum story with [FW-X—G-M/R/?]
I thought I would lend a hand. :cool:

You've listed who you think is lusting after who, but who do you think will follow through with these apparently lustful thoughts?
All of them.
Most of them already have, dear Bells.
That's what's fascinating about it.

And nice edit on the post there.... soooo who's the little pixi Wanderer?
It's a little, wonderful, angel that has inspired most of my latest essays.

_an.droid_
Again Wanderer, you introduce a new perspective that I will look into and from where I will look out again. But this is what I've come up with thus far.

The dream was life-like in that my body was an intermediate, conveying a language, sensations, harbouring a presence, reciprocating desire, expressing possession. And so, in Apollo's proximity, I was near-perfect in that Apollo's affection would demand no less. I broke away from an imagined painted vista through Apollo's breath because I experienced an expansion of self.
Human beings are pale representations of godlike entities.
The best of them replicate the deities spirit, if not the entirety and the perfection. They reflect perfection or the ideal.
The worse of them resemble animals and only hint at spirit.
But it is the motivation that makes human being great and noble not their attainment of perfection. To aspire to be, to strive to become; that is what designates value.
Whether one falls short or stumbles and fails is beside the point.
It’s of little matter how high one reaches; what matters is how hard he struggled to get there and where he aspired to climb to.
The fight is with the self. This is power. Not the control of others or the influence over others as was suggested by a little chimp in another thread.
Actually I’ve been meaning to write something on the Olympic spirit [very current], which I think perfectly symbolizes mans striving against suffering and his overcoming of limitations.
The ode to Apollo is the ode of the Olympics. How appropriate.

Now, had Apollo not used a third party person as an initiating vehicle, as a source, that same third party person would have remained buried somewhere in the background of 'reality'.
Yes, and this third person becomes noble, not because he is perfect or omnipotent or omniscient but because he is not. It is his inspiration and goal that makes him worthy, it’s his ideals that characterize him and make him beautiful, it's his motives that make him 'superior'.

But you're right. I am already learning to recognize and appreciate what the gods have touched yet vacated. However, it is from the background of 'reality', from a computer screen. It's no longer as exciting. Or real. Or aspiring.

Oh well. C'est la vie.
I’ve never been interested in keyboard universes and computer/TV/movie screen realities.
I see these medium as vehicles of opportunity.
That is why I try to turn internet relationships, whether antagonistic or friendly, into reality.
What’s the point of corresponding with someone endlessly when there will be no real life conclusion or consequence? A river of words and nothing else besides.
Most use ideas and philosophy as a pacifier. They never apply anything. They just talk and talk and talk.
Where there is hate, let there be conflict; where there is love, let there be contact.
The rest is bullshit, used by adolescent minds, to escape their mental prisons but never pay the price or take the risks involved.

Here’s a love connection to add to the drama – wouldn’t Wanderer and Android would make the perfect couple? These two seem to be mutually masturbating all over this thread. Why hide your lust any longer? Come on out and declare your feelings.

This is the real point of the thread, right?

Wanderer:
Nihilism gone amuck and the diseased western mind levelling everything into oblivion, defaming all, degrading everything and in their place emptiness and a sense of disillusionment and dissatisfaction; a reaction against a screwed up superficial world of lies and deceit.

Wrong! It was the constant need for men to judge and assign value to everything that has gotten us in this mess. Nihilism is what allows a human, a mensch, an individual mensch to destroy those old values and walk placidly over the shards.

Okay - no being serious.

Hair color?

I haven't washed it in so long I've forgotten.

Weight?

185lbs

Body shape?

Mesomorph.

Measurements?

48-44-48

Get me a shovel, some heating rods, and some lube; and we'll all have a date for Friday night.

That's what you said last time Coffee, and the "date" you got me just fell apart before I even started playing with him.

You need to get 'em when they're fresh and haven't started to decompose.

Here -
your tax dollars at work:
http://www.girlspooping.com/
(Completely safe for work, our government owns it)

If you weren't so rough with it, then maybe you wouldn't have problems with it. You have to be gental, very gental. On the other hand, I could just go out on a date with my old girlfriend, Lefty.

Xev you might want to think about trying some sort of modified Atkins diet. With your current status, you are at risk for all sorts of health issues. On the other hand, with your build, you could probably start at Strong Safety for USC. Just lose the gut a little bit. Hmmm. I'll get back to you on that.

Wanderer

Have you not noticed that this Forum is populated by near perfect godlike entities?
Destructive gods, they are, since all they do is deconstruct and try to annihilate personalities. Character assassins laying waste to every idea and ideal and replacing it with….nothing.

Yes but that's how many define their ermm Godliness. By putting others down and 'annihilating' others, they then deem themselves superior. The perfect godlike entity exists only in their minds.

It’s up to you to post your opinions on who deserves who and who has the potential of getting together.
No way poopsy. I do not wish to have finger nails dug into my back if I make a correct or incorrect choice. I can imagine the screams of horror and the violent threats that would ensue.

I’m wondering if the secret ‘pm’s’ are not flying as we speak.
Not to mention the sticky keyboards. Ok, bad mental pic.

It's a little, wonderful, angel that has inspired most of my latest essays.
Good. :) So I can take you out off the list of being a possible match to another few on here? :p

Android
God, I loath noxious females who call themselves noble.
So which noxious female dared call themselves noble?

Coffee
Get me a shovel, some heating rods, and some lube; and we'll all have a date for Friday night.
Whoa! Heating rods? :confused: Ok, somethings I do not need or want to know.

I feel old all of a sudden..

:confused: Hmmm interesting. I posted two threads simultaneously: one called ‘What is Beauty?’ the other this one, ‘The Love connection’.
One serious the other a childish joke. Guess which one got the most attention.
The first gets a little over 100 hits in three days and 3-4 responses [half of them mine], while this one gets over 700 hits and over 40 responses.
Tells you a lot doesn’t it?

Back on topic :bugeye:

But come now gentlemen do you expect the ladies to do all the work?
They are here mingling in our little ‘café of love’ {Let’s call it ‘Wanderer’s Wonder-Lust Café’}, take a gulp of some hard liquor and step up to the plate.
I can see it now:
PM’s flying through cyberspace, perhaps a few e-mails and ICQ’s, short sentences of question or agreement or praise or “Can you believe that guy? He’s fucked up, he’s a loser. He's fallen to a new low.” that establish contact but maintain deniability if things don’t go well.
Little messages concerning this or that subject or this or that member, as an excuse, to start a long correspondence, to establish an alliance, a friendship, a foot in the door of possibility.
I can see it now, threatened little boys sending ‘pm’s’ to the one they crave:
“He’s a jerk, why do you even talk to him?” Meaning, ‘Stop answering him or paying attention to him and refocus on me. I’m worthy of you not him.’
“You’re better that that, don’t associate yourself with his kind” Meaning ‘I’m the one you should be associating with’.
“He’s a loser, you deserve better” Meaning ‘You deserve me.’
“Can you believe him?” Meaning ‘What is your real opinion of him?’ or ‘What do you see in him?’

Ah, I'm back in high-school. To be young again.

To all that have been disappointed by these internet vixens some advice:
Try and try and try again. Keep on chipping at that wall. Keep on hoping and waiting and dreaming. They’ll crack eventually.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, looooooove. :o
Oh well, I'm off wandering again.

Shut up Coffee, you said the same thing about my grandmother.

"Just don't be so rough, that's why the fingers keep falling off"

Is it my fault that I like a little bruising?

Wonderful! -- Bells is the only one here who's been complimented for being on topic, simply by questioning the topic but not actually participating in it as a true player.
Tsk tsk android. Calm down. I was being complimented? LOL! Android, this is all a joke. Sheesh don't take it so seriously. And how would you like me to participate as a true player? Am I supposed to declare my love for people I don't know or really care about? Should I be disclosing hot and heavy PM's that don't exist? If you want me to satisfy your thirst for cyber PM's, I could just make some up. :p

If you're that offended that I'm not a true player, the answer is simple android.... ignore. :D

And then the topic itself is derided as a joke by its author who complains that there are no players at all at all willing to be serious about forging or expressing love and affection. Like, would somebody knock on my head and tell me I'm not real, that my real-world experience of unrequited love and affection has been nothing but vapour? Riiiight. I get it. I must remain innocent and modest and unassuming and then be honoured for being just... 'beautiful'!
I could be catty and ask if the green eyed monster was at work here, but frankly I don't think that's it. So any cattiness aside. You described a very personal sexual experience in fair amount of detail. You haven't described a real world experience of "un-requited love", you described what you called a dream. Your dream of your Apollo. So why don't you tell us how this dream is a real-world experience. Unless of course the experience was real?

So what's the real issue here android? Why are you upset that we're not discussing your dream? I'm not being catty, just mildly curious.

Bells, chérie, I was not criticising you for being anything here but simply pointing out that the author chose to negate my presence totally while ignoring my contribution as valid to the topic. Whah? Of course! Because I'm gay? I'm surprised to reflect that the only true genuine feedback actually came from Princess!
You know what's really amusing for me here android. No one here seems to have a problem with your sexuality with the exception of yourself. You keep repeating it over and over again, each time something does not go as you wish it to on here, you seem to claim that it's because you're gay. As far as I, personally, am concerned, your sexual preference means nothing. You are just another poster on here. You're gay? So what. I'm straight, so what. Honestly! You posted up a dream and you're shitty that what you've posted has been ignored? Oh man, what are you, 5? Move on. Post up another ermmm experience and then demand that he replies to you and compliment you. Otherwise, stop whining like an old man left alone in the retirement home.

You're shitty that your contribution was ignored? Well I'll offer you some advice. Take it up with him. Preferably in PM so that we can then try to guess what messages are flying between the two of you (I'm trying to bring this back to topic :p).

Now move on son, whining is never a good look.

Ermm nice avatar...

But what is 'intimate' and 'delicate'?

Generally, things that need to be either handwashed or beaten into a whimpering, submissive pulp.

There was a topic?

Relax there android.
I didn’t respond to your post directly because I didn’t know what to say.
I thought it was a personal affair that required discretion.
I can only guess at who this Apollo is.
Boy that metal hide of yours is very thin. You are so sensitive, more female than most of the women here.
Stop giving ammunition to the Forum queen.

The PMing ended some time ago...
Oh to have been a fly on the wall during that PMing session. :rolleyes: The jilted and the callous. Probably make the links Xev posted up before look tame :p.

Blech...

This bloody public forum can be used in any which god damn way I please!
Yeah you go girlfriend!:p

What a load of modern human-nature hetero crap!
Thats funny because I was just thinking this is the un-hetero-ist thread I've opened in the last week.

Andy:
I'm very fine thank you gendanken. And how are you?
Quite well thank you. Nothing to complain about other than fallopian tubes and to quote you direclty "itchy lips".

Sorry, I still haven't read your 'ouch' post from Xev's Paranoid thread...

Of course you haven't which is why you mention it, yes? This is why I like you, precious Andy.

You haven't read it becuase you have been away for so long, so many things to do in that life of yours you got caught up and -suffer- it slipped your mind.
You haven't read it because I misfired and why oh why expend energy on blanks?

But suddenly everything has come to a standstill, all the noise in your busy life has stilled and you are back on the forums again now that your masta is back in full swing. How conincidental, how marvelous. Precious, Andy.

You said:
I was ..........simply pointing out that the author (Andy's munchkin) chose to negate my presence totally while ignoring my contribution as valid to the topic. Whah? Of course! Because I'm gay? I'm surprised to reflect that the only true genuine feedback actually came from Princess

Would you like to see why he ignored you my little friend? Quite simple, he told you himself:
Stop giving ammunition to the Forum "queen".

But its not only you he's thinking about though. He is far too obscure for the dull and way to obvious for the bright.

What is happening here?

Guyute:

No no no....now, surely you know there is a recipe to Royalty don't you?

First we start with a dabble of you slobbering all over me. Then we throw in a pinch here and there of your worship for me to bask in.

Next comes two cups of you getting a hard on for Gendanken's charming personality, her winning espiritu and the way she bats her eyelashes at you with her keyboard.

Throw in a sprig of your absolute devotion to me and my cruelty, my savegery, my need to cut you down to Kibbles and all the abuse you seek and pine for will rain on your head profusely, Guyute.

Some ventriloquism (and on topic):

Android: Hello, my name is Android and I would like lessons in setting my mousetraps. Make that flypaper, yes I'd like lessons in catching the biggest fly in here.



Touche, Touche.... :cool:

-Guyute

Andy:
Do you believe in witchcraft, dearest?
No I don't, but I find the black arts far more interesting than middle-classed ideology. Aleister Crowley, Rasputin, the Templars- all of them would be wicked fun at a bonfire, wouldn't you say?

But I've forgotten what 'gedanken' is all about. Get tanked? But I think it sounds brilliantly obscure! You're so clever, you! I just can't get enough! Sweetest
Am I now?

Ever seen how the minx kills a rabbit? Some feet in front of it, the minx will begin to do a dance and he'll hop and bob and twirl in midair so that the rabbit becomes transfixed with the absurdity. It does not run away as it would a coyote- it simply stands there mesmerized wondering what the fuck this animal is doing twirling around like its high on a stimulant.

Yet it gets closer, and closer, and closer and the rabbit stays wondering, wondering, and wondering until behold- the minx makes its final jump barely inches away and devours it.

Clever, huh?

He does carry a certain power, doesn't he? But, dearest, you have totally misconstrued me in my affections for him. Totally. He is not my ideal — he is an ideal. I admire originality. Like art. I wouldn't be so disrespectful as to spit at art, even if I didn't understand it. So, the only way to appreciate art is to live with it. Place the canvas here, there. Turn it over. Wait. And eventually its meaning begins to penetrate. Its beauty begins to make sense. Its power begins to shine. Potential is what attracts me. Potential for beauty. Potential for power. And with such power, I seek to immerse and co-produce, like two stars colliding in the loneliest of space, producing a gigantic mammoth surge of awesome power! Authentic power is not something that is obtained — it's always been there. But it can be amplified!

(MUhahahahahahah...........)

I'll leave this for your ideal, your Stephano to reply to.

Padma:
What is happening here?
Do you truly wish to know?

Yes. I do wish it.

Hey my names is fetus
I'm 6inchs tall
I like causing others pain or getting spanked my self,
I had a sexual episode with Xev but it ended after I found out she gave me craps.

Panda:
Yes. I do wish it.
Then your wish is my command, my liege.

This character we've been calling Wanderer for months now has this morbid insitince in getting his brown nose into everything.

He is just as loud, vulgar, pronounced, and opinionated as the next guy but the only difference between them both on closer inspection one finds to be simply art. How so? Well, he, much like I, have a way of saying things to drive home a point and naturally this tends to stir controversy. Only in this Gendanken and he are the same.

However, this person we call Wanderer is much like the pompous haranguer on the street with his fists in the air insisting you pay him much needed attention- so where the idiot on the street holds up his DOOMSDAY signs to advertise his being disenfranchised (or more commonly known as 'left the fuck out) this idiot on the forum will hold up threads like this in order to to do the same thing. Think of it as bait.

See now?

Wellcookedfetus:
I had a sexual episode with Xev but it ended after I found out she gave me craps.
Not to mention that fabulous infection you caught of being so boring.

Aaah gendanken its must be that time of the month for you, try to control your anger and use tampons.

Fetus:
Aaah gendanken its must be that time of the month for you, try to control your anger and use tampons.
Tampons feel too much like a baby's finger up your poon. No thank you.
I just choose not to menstruate so I don't.

Oh so perpetual PMS then. Ya I once knew a girl like that she what such a bitch.

As Xev is apparently a male, I'm apparently a female (http://test3.thespark.com/gendertest/) ("86% confidence!") and a remarkably pure (http://test3.thespark.com/puritytest/) one ("You're 80% pure!"). The tests LIE. Bloody bastards who write these tests. :bugeye:

To put things into perspectives, very few female friends I have got as much 'female confidence' or 'purity' as I got. Eck. In case you're wondering, I do possess a Y chromosome ... maybe it's not functional?

Oh, getting on topic now ... mm ... which Sciforummer do I burn for ...

Definitely Xev. I find her attractive. Call me insane, but I do. :p

-- Long live the Female Messiah!

It's not really so much a question of why Wizzle would create a homosexual alter-ego, because at this point, who knows why he does anything. The question is how dumb does he really think the members of this forum are? I'm always amused at those that create multiple usernames in hopes of steering threads in the directions they desire. It's a fascinating phenomenon.

Maybe everybody should just come clean with the PM's and show the poor bastard just how boring and mundane the content really is?

Hell, I'll get it started. Here's an example from the last few weeks.

“ Originally Posted by 15ofthe19
Your avatar is killing me. I can't remember what movie it's from. Is it a Monty Python movie? ”

Hehe... yes, good call. It's "Tim the Enchanter" from the Holy Grail.

~Raithere

I guess by wizzle's standard, I've got the hots for Raithere, no?

Zero,

That test show me what I already knew: I'm a asexual fetus with male tendencies. I'll tell you my gender when my genitals take form. I could be lesbian or a guy which ever.

Padma:
Ah, new topic. Hmm...I don't think I burn for any one member yet
Oh come come......no one here? Have you not heard? Have you not seen? Have you not understood??!!!

The only reasons why we are here is for desctruction and cybersex, Padma. You don't seem as one who hates herself like I do (ha!) so you MUST be pining for someone here, cybersexing somewhere somewhen. If not- [i]you don't fit the formula!!![i].

Cookedfeutus:
Oh so perpetual PMS then. Ya I once knew a girl like that she what such a bitch.
No, not perpetual PMS. More like perpetual lack of humor on your part.

gendanken,

Sure its funny its just your to busy bleeding out of your cunt to notice.

Hey I'm not trying to make others laugh, I just try to make my self laugh and trust me I'm very good at that. :D

Oooo! You wrote the "C" word. Very bad.
Okay, well if I did pine for someone who would it be....PM?

PM could only get a erection if you were dress in a veil and not a single part of your skin shows. Trust me baby I'm your love bear! I got a box of assorted sex toys!

Ah cyberlove.... I have a feeling that one member is definitely in cyberlust for another member. It's amusing to watch how this one particular member pants after the other... knowing rejection but still chasing. Ahhh love of the unknown, unseen, unheard... wipes a tear... of friggin laughter from my eyes .. ;)

Kind of sad in a way though.. I feel as though I'm observing some great Shakespearean tragedy. But I wait for the little person to come out with another little rant... denying the love and adoration that is so apparent to all :D.

Does anyone else get the feeling that this thread may have been started so that this particular individual would come out of their shell and just declare? They almost declared, but not quite... The chase continues.. heh..

Padma
Okay, well if I did pine for someone who would it be....PM?
Aaaaiiiieeeee... :eek:

Bells,
Ah cyberlove.... I have a feeling that one member is definitely in cyberlust for another member. It's amusing to watch how this one particular member pants after the other... knowing rejection but still chasing. Ahhh love of the unknown, unseen, unheard... wipes a tear... of friggin laughter from my eyes ..

Who the hell are you talking about? Okay! I admit it! I'm in love with sargentlard!

I feel as though I'm observing some great Shakespearean tragedy.

I've heard better rap than Shakesepearean plays.

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard

Who the hell are you talking about? Okay! I admit it! I'm in love with sargentlard!

Well!

I don't need to say it anymore since you just did it for me. You took my fun away:(.. Great, now I have to find other people to blackmail. Damn you!:mad:

:p

Coffee:
Okay! I admit it! I'm in love with sargentlard!

Like, yah? ME TOO!!

The way he dots his i's and curls his q's.....fucking orgasmic.
The name alone makes my clit tingle:

.....sargenlard....sargentlard....sargentlard...

Bells,
I don't need to say it anymore since you just did it for me. You took my fun away.. Great, now I have to find other people to blackmail. Damn you!

Well, it won't work out unless Sarge happens to be gay. Are you available? If you aren't into lonely shut-ins, don’t reply.

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard

Well, it won't work out unless Sarge happens to be gay. Are you available? If you aren't into lonely shut-ins, don’t reply.
Whoa! Now there's a line :D.

I'm available only you can cook, clean the toilet and wax your back;)...

If yes, I'm in love.. if no.. the search continues.. :p

Bells,
Whoa! Now there's a line .

I'm available only you can cook, clean and clean the toilet...

If yes, I'm in love.. if no.. the search continues..

I can cook, I can clean, and there's no way my butt cheeks are touching a dirty toilet seat; I can guarantee clean.. I'm not looking for love, though. I'm looking for a one night stand that won't result in a full blown police investigation.

Gendaken, he makes my teeth sweat.

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard

I'm looking for a one night stand that won't result in a full blown police investigation.

So I guess we can rule out stealing the police car and having sex on the bonnet infront of the built in camera with the lights flashing red and blue on your bare butt :(... I'm devastated...

he makes my teeth sweat.
I think that's called drool dear :D.

Bells,
So I guess we can rule out stealing the police car and having sex on the bonnet infront of the built in camera with the lights flashing red and blue on your bare butt ... I'm devastated...

Sounds kinky, I'm in. You have to promise no killing, though. The last girl killed a lot of people. She wanted to have sex in a meat locker too. Freaky, huh?

I think that's called drool dear.

Yes, drool. I drool over sargentlard like a rabid dog.

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard.

Sounds kinky, I'm in. You have to promise no killing, though. The last girl killed a lot of people. She wanted to have sex in a meat locker too. Freaky, huh?

No killing? But but but...

And sex in a meat locker is only kinky if the refrigiration is turned off. ;) Defrosting meat gives off a particularly pungent odour.

Ah those meat hooks bring back lots of memories. :D

Bells,
No killing? But but but...
Okay, one. Just one though and no more.

And sex in a meat locker is only kinky if the refrigiration is turned off. Defrosting meat gives off a particularly pungent odour.

Yuck, you're a freak.

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard

With the power invested in me as a flaming talking fetus I wed thee CounslerCoffee and Sargentlard in holy matrimony, may the groom kiss the groomy, AMEN!

No! I've just met my soul mate and her name is Bells! I love her and no other!

Which one of us is the woman?

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard

Hey I have boobs... so it could be me. ;)

Unless of course they're manboobs and my penis is so small that I can't feel it... :confused:.. which would mean that you could be the woman...

Now where's that meat hook... come hither my manly coffee man/woman... bend over.. we gonna have us some good old fun ;)

I'm the man.

Meat hooks? Only if we get to use the lawn darts.

How old are you again? Eh, doesn't matter (You better be legal). Boobs are all that matter.

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard

With the power invested in me as a flaming talking fetus I wed thee Bell, CounslerCoffee and Sargentlard with in truly holy matrimony, may the groom kiss the groomy that kisses the groomer, AMEN!

Coffee! Course I'm legal. Drinking and driving and ermm nevermind.. :p

Fetus!.. bride fetus.. bride... I'm the one in the black dress ;)

A reply to Zero from another thread.
Perhaps you are not new to the Forum, but you are new to me.
As far as your ‘female Messiah’, we both know it’s a pretext to draw attention to yourself from the real ‘apple of your eye’.
Her animosity to Bebelina, that colourful, hippy, bumbling idiot, made you adopt her as a cause so that your ‘chosen one’ would notice.
Funny that you show up in all her threads.
Funny that you are more ‘feminine’ to her more ‘masculine’ test scores.
Funny how you try to make her respond to you with every post.
Funny.
By the way, did you know you have competition?
There is a slew of willing but sly suitors vying for her attentions.
Some are blatant others are subtle and ambiguous.
Make your move soon or forever lose her or be labeled a ‘friend’, the death-blow of romance.
Should I put in a good word for you to her?
Just trying to help and this is the right thread to do it in. Not the other.
My interest?
I want full disclosure of all the details so that I can masturbate to.

Funny that you show up in all her threads.
Funny that you are more ‘feminine’ to her more ‘masculine’ test scores.
Funny how you try to make her respond to you with every post.
Funny.

Hmmm funny how the same could be said for you too Wanderer. Intrigue abounds. Could it be that we now have a love triangle?

Funny indeed... ;)

Shell I wed all four of you then?

WANDERER:

You don't seem to know any of the details behind why I color my posts, why I have this usertitle, or why I keep adding these tags after all my posts. It doesn't take much effort to find the threads I created that explain the entire thing.

No, I don't burn for Bebelina. I merely think she's been grossly wronged in here. I burn for Xev, though. ;)

-- Long live the Female Messiah!

Zero:
I burn for Xev, though.

Geez, how many times do I have to apologize for that one?
I'm sorry I dumped a carton of lighter fluid on you and set you on fire. I've apologized a billion times by now, besides, you knew I was a pyromaniac. :p

Bells
Hmmm funny how the same could be said for you too Wanderer. Intrigue abounds. Could it be that we now have a love triangle?
'Tis true you have uncovered a hidden truth.
I’ve been secretly lusting after Xev for over a year now.
That’s why I’m trying to set her up with other guys. It’s a fetish, I’m a voyeur.
I have masturbated to Xev, I admit it. I imagine her in a chain mail suit, with a helmet, and brandishing a pointy pen with a feather on it.
Let’s see:
Me, FW, 15ofnothing, Zero and ???????
That’s quit a selection there.
Who will she pick? Who?!

Zero
No, I don't burn for Bebelina. I merely think she's been grossly wronged in here. I burn for Xev, though.
No need to tell me, my man.
I saw you coming from a mile away.
You have ‘passion’ written all over you.
Tell me have you made a move, have you taken it to the next level, have you pursued and asked for a more personal correspondence?

Padma
Let me clear something up here. I made a BIG mistake by not reading the very beginning of this thread.

Gendanken, I think you are right, I don't fit the formula. Ooops. God I'm lame!
Isn't the Forum queen always right?
One of the privileges of royalty.
Ah, she is a tough one.
Which knight will earn her hand?
Can anyone endure the viciousness to get to her inner softness?
Will anyone be strong and noble enough to weather the storm and prove his worth?
There are suitors indeed.
But one must have re-entered her royal inner sanctuary, through a secret side-door, and now enjoys the comforts of her luxurious chambers, while a multitude of others beg, shout and write beautiful sonatas on the outside.

Oooh, I'd like to hear a lovely sonnet myself. Who's willing?

Zero:


Geez, how many times do I have to apologize for that one?
I'm sorry I dumped a carton of lighter fluid on you and set you on fire. I've apologized a billion times by now, besides, you knew I was a pyromaniac. :p

[lame attempt to hide attraction for Xev]Ahahaha. But wasn't it gasoline, though? Mixed with some lavender and chicory? :bugeye:

-- Long live the Female Messiah![/lame attempt to hide attraction for Xev]

Zero:
Er, your fantasy. As I told you, I'm only a psychopathic sadist on tuesdays, wendsdays and thursdays.

Padma:
Oooh, I'd like to hear a lovely sonnet myself. Who's willing?

Ooh, that's cool.
Zero, write me a sonnet, bitch.

u want a poem ill give u one

I Wish You Could
I wish you could see the sadness of a businessman as his livelihood goes up in flames,
Or that family returning home, only to find their house damaged or destroyed.

I wish you could know what it is to search a burning bedroom for trapped children,
Flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen beneath you burns.

I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 3 a.m. as I check her husband of fortty years for a pulse and find none.
I start CPR anyway, hoping against hope to bring him back, knowing intuitively that it is to late,
But wanting his wife and family to know that everything possible was done.

I wish you could know the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the erieness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke- sensations that I have become all too familiar with.

I wish you could understand how it feels to go to school in the morning after having spent most of the night hot and soaking wet at a multiple alarm fire.

I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a building fire: "Is this a false alrm or a working, breathing fire? How is the building constructed? What hazards await me? Is anyone trapped?"
Or on an E.M.S. Call; "What is wrong wit h the patient? Is it minor, or life threatening? Is the caller really in distress or is he waiting for us with a 2X4 or gun?"

I wish you could be in the emergency room as a doctor pronounces dead a beautiful little 5 year old girl that I have been trying to save during the past twenty-five minutes who will never go on her first date, or say the words "I love you Mommy" again.

I wish you could know the frustration I feel in the cab engine, the driver with his foot pressing down hard on the pedal, my arm tugging again and again at the air horn chain, as you fail to yield right-of-way at an intersection or in traffic.
When you need us however, your first comment will be, "It took you forever to get here!"

I wish you could know my thoughts as I help extricate a girl of teenage years from the mangled remains of her automobile; "What if this were my sister, my girlfriend, or a friend? What were her parents' reactions going to be as they opened the door to find a police officer, hat in hand?"

I wish you could know how it feels to walk in the back door and greet my parents and family, not having the heart to tell them that I nearly did not make it back from the last call.

I wish you could feel my hurt as people verbally, and sometimes physically, abuse us or belittle what we do. Or as they express attitudes of, "It will never happen to me."

I wish you could know the physical, emotional , and mental drain of missed meals, lost sleep, and forgone social activities, in addition to all the tragedies my eyes have viewed.

I wish you could know the brotherhood and self-satisfaction of helping save a life or preserving someone's property, or being there in times of crisis, or creating order from total chaos.

I wish you could understand what it feels like to have a little boy tugging at your arm and asking, "Is Mommy Okay?" Not even being able too look in his eyes without tears from your own, and not knowing what to say. Or to have to hold back a long-time friend who watches his buddy having rescue breathing done on him as they take him away in an abulance.
You know all along that he did not have his seat belt on- A sensation that I have become too familiar with.

Unless you have lived this kind of life, You will never truly understand or appreciate who we are, what we are, or what our job really means to us.

hows that hahaha

and i have had a crus on nebula for some time. i dont think she knew

Thank you E.M.T., that was more beautiful, true and heart-felt than ever I could have expected. Again, thank you...for everything.

Padma

i did it my self and all of it has happend

i did it my self and all of it has happend
You did a great job expressing yourself. I am so sorry for all of your hurt and loss. What you do does make a difference even when people are ungrateful at times.

No offence but there's something about your post that just makes me think of the "2 dalla suky suky" thing. :p

I go for $5 thank you very much.

Bells,
Hmmm funny how the same could be said for you too Wanderer. Intrigue abounds. Could it be that we now have a love triangle?

Funny indeed... ;)

There is no love triangle. There is only my love for you and your love for me!

Love always,
The Grand Dragon Gizzard

"Just give me a beer and a women, I'll give that waterbed a work out!

Couslercoffee:
Gendaken, he makes my teeth sweat.

*reluctance*

First laugh today, been pissy all day.

Oh yeah- *ahem* Yes, that Sarge! That marvelous tub of shit large Sarge.
He makes my loins flare and nipples swell like small tumors.

He makes me want to blaze through a dollhouse and stab little girls with Barbies. Damn that Sexy Sarge!

Fetus:
"Just give me a beer and a women, I'll give that waterbed a work out!
All you need for a waterbed is an old lady with a weak bladder.

Wanda:
Isn't the Forum queen always right?
One of the privileges of royalty.
Ah, she is a tough one.
I


Which knight will earn her hand?
Can anyone endure the viciousness to get to her inner softness?
Will anyone be strong and noble enough to weather the storm and prove his worth?
Smell


There are suitors indeed.
But one must have re-entered her royal inner sanctuary, through a secret side-door, and now enjoys the comforts of her luxurious chambers, while a multitude of others beg, shout and write beautiful sonatas on the outside.

Shit

Andy....where be thou? Deleting posts again are you? Thought you liked my "I smell shit eulogy" what happened? Dislike me that much?

Andy....where be thou? Deleting posts again are you? Thought you liked my "I smell shit eulogy" what happened? Dislike me that much?

I've been mopping a spartan diet lately, really, and decided that I had enough on my plate as it was -- guess what's on the flavour-menu for my nxt, uh, slim fast milk shake?

also . i didn't actually delete ..some.. of my posts here last nite. you see . accommodations don.t always suit me . and you no doubt . in modern life. what porfiry doesn.t have that would be way cool is a .hide. option for one.s posts ... instead of just a delete.edit. sooo ... i had a dilemma on my hands. to be or not to be .. that was the only option i had last nite.

So you never read my edit to that post... I added: just because a person doesn't like someone, doesn't mean they dislike them. Makes sense, right? I dislike very few people, actually. But then I thought, can one reverse that attitude? So I recited: just because a person doesn't dislike another, doesn't mean they like them. Doesn't seem to make much sense, huh?

Oh right. I liked it a lot. Not disliked it.

LOVE ADVICE TO ALL MALE SUITORS, by uncle Wanderer.

1- When interested in someone do not spend too much time making small talk or pretending you are interesting in something irrelevant, such as feigning interest in that person opinion of so-and-so or on an author or a poet or the weather or a philosophical position, but go directly to the point. An act, surely, with some risks but nevertheless more efficient and precise than spending months just making small talk and dreaming of more. Women will find you ridiculous and pathetic if you overly play the part of someone more interested in their minds than their bodies. They know what you want; you know what you want…so go for it.
2- If you receive an aggressive or insulting response to your advances, from the woman of your desires, on three consecutive instances…..move on. The three strike rule. She’s not interested ….or is she? Women are baffling, they could be testing you, and so I can’t help you here. Keep on trying I guess.
3- Stop pretending you are not interested in sex or love when you find yourself ‘pm’ing’ only or predominately female Forum members. You may be fooling yourself but nobody else. You want pussy; you are attracted to this specific female member, accept it, embrace it and live with it. Be honest about it, if not in public at least in private.
4- When faced with a threatening presence and you find the female of your desires showing interest in another male Forum member, do not be tempted to play clever games or attempt to show intellectual superiority if you are not certain you can actually be successful and it will not lead to you being exposed as a pathetic loser.
5- If you like being insulted or mistreated, by your loved one, then there’s something definitely wrong with you. She will keep you around as a pet but never respect you as a man.
6- Remember the female will deny to the end that she is here for ‘you-know-what’ and not interested in establishing relationships or looking for love, but evolutionary psychology says otherwise and her consistency of participation, her taking this forum much too seriously, even while pretending it doesn’t matter and her interest in Forum gossip and politics will tell you that she, like you, are very involved in the goings on of this place.
7- If you find that you always veer off topic in every thread you participate in and you begin dissecting the other as a person or attacking them as a personality, then you certainly are not here for an “intellectual conversation” or for any other reason you tell yourself to placate anxiety and save face. You are definitely here to socialize and…..

Oh dear lord.

Wanderer, you should write for Cosmopolitan... Maybe you should think about starting a Dear Abby column in a girly magazine or something :p

2- If you receive an aggressive or insulting response to your advances, from the woman of your desires, on three consecutive instances…..move on. The three strike rule. She’s not interested ….or is she? Women are baffling, they could be testing you, and so I can’t help you here. Keep on trying I guess.
Oh that's tragic. HEH! Really tragic Wanderer.. :p

Makes me think of when people tell their little boys that when the girl punches him when he's nice to her... that means she really likes him. ;)

Oh boy, what a load of dog brown!

Bells
Wanderer, you should write for Cosmopolitan... Maybe you should think about starting a Dear Abby column in a girly magazine or something
Isn't that what I'm trying to do here?
I am aware of a lot of sexual tension in the air and so I'm trying to focus it and make it creative.

Isn't that what I'm trying to do here?
I am aware of a lot of sexual tension in the air and so I'm trying to focus it and make it creative.
Dear Abby

There's this boy that I uhh kinda like. I tried to show him that I like him by throwing my poo poo at him each time he walks past my cage, but he just dusts it all off and walks on. What can I do? Should I try throwing fruit at him, because of the way to a man's heart is through his stomach thing? Or should I try peeing on him next time? I'm so confused...

Signed

Person who's bored and has too much time on hands...

Dear Abby

There's this boy that I uhh kinda like. I tried to show him that I like him by throwing my poo poo at him each time he walks past my cage, but he just dusts it all off and walks on. What can I do? Should I try throwing fruit at him, because of the way to a man's heart is through his stomach thing? Or should I try peeing on him next time? I'm so confused...

Signed

Person who's bored and has too much time on hands...
Try showing your tits.

Android:
So you never read my edit to that post... I added: just because a person doesn't like someone, doesn't mean they dislike them. Makes sense, right? I dislike very few people, actually. But then I thought, can one reverse that attitude? So I recited: just because a person doesn't dislike another, doesn't mean they like them. Doesn't seem to make much sense, huh?

No, I did read the edit. Said 'but this does not mean I dislike you!'

Andy, sarcasm aside I'm being very honest with you here. I truly think you should reconsider your value systems.

Padma:
Oh boy, what a load of dog brown!
*Muhahah-ha......

Mierda, merde, caca, turd and brown shuga....

:D ..................
8-If you think about her even while you are offline and rush home every day to see if she posted something, you are in love....and a lonely nerd with no life.
9-If you spend time daydreaming about how she looks, how she may smell, how she may feel nestled against you, you are in love....and horny.
10- If you are overly affected by her put-downs and worry that she may actually mean them, you are in love....and a sucker for punishment.
11- If you find yourself continuously drawn to the threads she participates in but you tell yourself that you just share common interests or it is just a coincidence, you are in love....and in denial... and obsessed.
12- If you mention her name even while posting an answer to someone else and find yourself thinking of her as an example or hoping she will see her name and post a reply to you, you are in love....and pathetic.
13- If posting on the public Forum is just an excuse for your only real interest in just sending ’private messages’ to her, you are in love...and an idiot.
14- If you’ve sent her pm’s putting down and ridiculing another male or you spend way too much time privately criticizing other male memebers to her, you are in lust.....I mean in love?
15- If you send a pm to her, out of the blue, with some pretext to make a connection or start a correspondence, you are in lust. Don't fool yourself.
16- If you insinuate her or try to goad her into a response or a pm to you, you are in love.
17- If you are overly preoccupied with her and find yourself always drawn to her alias, her posts and her threads, you are in love.
18- If you are 15ofnothing, you are in love...and a moron.
19- If you imitate her style and find yourself adopting her labels, metaphors and caricatures, you are in love...and lacking in imagination.
20- If you sweat while you type messages to her, you are in love…..and overweight

By the way, the her can be replaced with a he for the ladies. :p
...and yes, all this applies to me as well.

Sargentlard and swedishfish are in love.
Actually I think sargentlard is in love with every female on the board, remarkably.
(don't know why I'm picking on sargentlard, sciforums is crawling with members like that, maybe I love sargentlard?)
Turns out I'm in love with a few male members, kind of disturbing.
Were you FredX by any chance wanderer? You have that same wierd thing where your threads are consistently packed with females (and transexuals).

:D ..................
8-If you think about her even while you are offline and rush home every day to see if she posted something, you are in love....and a lonely nerd with no life.
9-If you spend time daydreaming about how she looks, how she may smell, how she may feel nestled against you, you are in love....and horny.
10- If you are overly affected by her put-downs and worry that she may actually mean them, you are in love....and a sucker for punishment.
11- If you find yourself continuously drawn to the threads she participates in but you tell yourself that you just share common interests or it is just a coincidence, you are in love....and in denial... and obsessed.
12- If you mention her name even while posting an answer to someone else and find yourself thinking of her as an example or hoping she will see her name and post a reply to you, you are in love....and pathetic.
13- If posting on the public Forum is just an excuse for your only real interest in just sending ’private messages’ to her, you are in love...and an idiot.
14- If you’ve sent her pm’s putting down and ridiculing another male or you spend way too much time privately criticizing other male memebers to her, you are in lust.....I mean in love?
15- If you send a pm to her, out of the blue, with some pretext to make a connection or start a correspondence, you are in lust. Don't fool yourself.
16- If you insinuate her or try to goad her into a response or a pm to you, you are in love.
17- If you are overly preoccupied with her and find yourself always drawn to her alias, her posts and her threads, you are in love.
18- If you are 15ofnothing, you are in love...and a moron.
19- If you imitate her style and find yourself adopting her labels, metaphors and caricatures, you are in love...and lacking in imagination.
20- If you sweat while you type messages to her, you are in love…..and overweight

By the way, the her can be replaced with a he for the ladies. :p
...and yes, all this applies to me as well.
Abby, I think you've just described yourself... ;)

And you have way too much time on your hands...

Is it just me, or is it a bit curious that I am the only member of sciforums that wizzle singles out in his laundry list?

Obsession....? :rolleyes:

Android:

No, I did read the edit. Said 'but this does not mean I dislike you!'

Andy, sarcasm aside I'm being very honest with you here. I truly think you should reconsider your value systems.

Padma:

*Muhahah-ha......

Mierda, merde, caca, turd and brown shuga....

Just d/l'd Brown Sugar just for you. -Now playing- Now how's that for someone I don't like? Like-dislike... doesn't mean a damn thing.

Value systems? Why else did I delete? But memories need more time. As to how I affected others... bloody bummer. Oh well. Ciao.

Oh jeeze, do I need to ask what is happening here again?

_an.droid_
Android, why don’t you reconsider your value system like the Forum queen urges you to?
It doesn’t fit into her own system, so it must be wrong.
You see, she defines what is ‘truth’ and what is powerful, and what is noble and what is beautiful.

Can you not see how indifferent she is to this place?
How above it she is, how superior she is?
See how she has softened up now; how sweet she is, how full of reconciliation?
Now that’s beauty.

Bells
Abby, I think you've just described yourself...
I did?! :(
God, I'm a loser.
Shoot me please.
Oh Bellsy, what hidden worlds you cannot see.
This place is a joke; a seesaw for little boys and girls.
Or is it more like a merry-go-round?
I haven't found the right metaphor yet.
Look at the subjects they talk about, look at the preoccupation with forum politics and government, look at the slight hints at private exchanges and obsessive attractions.

Oh Bellsy, what hidden worlds you cannot see.
This place is a joke; a seesaw for little boys and girls.
Or is it more like a merry-go-round?
I haven't found the right metaphor yet.
Look at the subjects they talk about, look at the preoccupation with forum politics and government, look at the slight hints at private exchanges and obsessive attractions.
Oh it's not hard to miss the hidden world of this place. But lets face it, it's amusing to watch the small exchanges which occur in the threads.

I think you have found the right metaphor... in you edit message... 'wasting time' ;). After all, when it comes down to it, that's what most of us on here are doing. I waste my time on here inbetween reading boring cases. Breaks the monotony. :D

_an.droid_
Android, why don’t you reconsider your value system like the Forum queen urges you to?
It doesn’t fit into her own system, so it must be wrong.
You see, she defines what is ‘truth’ and what is powerful, and what is noble and what is beautiful.

Can you not see how indifferent she is to this place?
How above it she is, how superior she is?
See how she has softened up now; how sweet she is, how full of reconciliation?
Now that’s beauty.

Huh???? Ya speakin' ta mich? About her? Why don't you just address your stupid post to her and stop using me as a go-in-between. Hypocrite.

6543210

Huh???? Ya speakin' ta mich? About her? Why don't you just address your stupid post to her and stop using me as a go-in-between. Hypocrite.

6543210
Now now And, that's not the way to talk to your demi-god. He might stop patting you on the head... figuratively speaking of course ;)

Wanderer:

Why do you insist on using an.droid as a "whipping boy"? Is it because you don't like the feeling of smacking yourself in the face? You have to do it to him/her so you can feel better? I would REALLY like to know.

Android:
Just d/l'd Brown Sugar just for you. -Now playing- Now how's that for someone I don't like? Like-dislike... doesn't mean a damn thing.

Moo- download some Rossini and we're on.

Huh???? Ya speakin' ta mich? About her? Why don't you just address your stupid post to her and stop using me as a go-in-between. Hypocrite.

See?

You're getting there Andy, almost there......................its wonderful.

Padma:
Wanderer:

Why do you insist on using an.droid as a "whipping boy"? Is it because you don't like the feeling of smacking yourself in the face? You have to do it to him/her so you can feel better? I would REALLY like to know

Now that Wanda is a nosy little bitch, you know.

Ain't she cute though? So small and charming you want to put her on a keychain.

Bellsy:
Now now And, that's not the way to talk to your demi-god. He might stop patting you on the head... figuratively speaking of course
Funny.

Your only concern should be the left hand Wanda pats you with.

Padma:

Now that Wanda is a nosy little bitch, you know.

Ain't she cute though? So small and charming you want to put her on a keychain.




Ooooo! Keychain. Great idea gendanken, you must be a real trend starter where you come from.

"Now that Wanda is a nosy little bitch, you know."

Oooh.
But for that matter, he doesn't find you nearly as fascinating as you find him. Nor has he ever asked anyone to run IP checks on his potential boyfriends.
Embarassed because he doesn't sniff after your swollen crotch like the rest of the boys here?
Or is it because he's actually not making coded references to your cyber-romances - quite likely because he doesn't care?

Or simply because he's a better attention whore than you?

Padma:
Ooooo! Keychain. Great idea gendanken, you must be a real trend starter where you come from.
If vindictive little cunts register as trends then I'm quite skilled in inspiring them, wouldn't you say?

Like, Lmao......

This thread is starting to remind me of something. I don't remember what, though.

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard

WWF wrestling?

WWF wrestling?
Nope.

Try a preschoolish spitball contest.......ah, women. They're fun.

Like when Spookz was still here?

What makes you think he's gone?

Can't you smell him? "Wet dog" is a hard scent to camaflouge.

Well looky here all the usual suspects have gathered once again.
This is fun. Can I play?

So much information in all those short bursts I must mull over.
Look how their words say one thing and their acts another. But I think they have a ready excuse for that too.

Gizzard:
Think General Hospital on Cliff Notes of the Great Philosophers and lots and lots of crack.

Wanda, I do owe you an apology for calling your interest in these proceedings low and voyeristic. They're funnier than a bucket of dead babies!

I'm happy to see the love lounge is hoppin on a boring Sunday evening. Let me go freshen up my drink and light some candles.

My private messenger is broken so I need to finish up some business here on the thread. I hope nobody minds.

Bells
Regarding what we were talking about on Friday night, I usually start with a light touch on the back on the neck and then work my way around to the front. For some reason it just works better when I do it that way. Also, I wouldn't go straight for the nipples like most guys do. I work my way down and around. It just seems to bring out more anticipation that way.

And the last thing...CONSTANT PRESSURE. For some reason a lot of guys just don't get this one, but in the right position it is vital. I know some call it "hittin' it", and I agree that it's fun to do it that way, but the grind is hard to beat. Let me know if you think this is working for you?

Xev:

Sorry I had to cut our little chat short the other night. My girlfriend was in town and she was getting suspicious of me staying up so late. I told her I was only playing Trivial Pursuit online, but I think she's getting wise to it. She's out of town this week, so we can talk as much as we want. As far as what you wear when you go out, I like you in the low rise jeans. It shows off that tight biscuit. Keep it up(I mean, keep it down...) and don't worry what anybody says about it. You really should go ahead and post your pic. I've seen it and you're definitely smokin', and as I have proven on this forum over and over, I am never wrong.

Gendy

I don't think I can take you up on your offer to meet again. The last time was just so intense that it took me a week to recover. For now I think we should just IM and keep flirting. Maybe when work settles down a bit we can talk about hooking up again. Trust me, I have never had it better than I had it with you, but between the new job, tax season and whatnot, I'm afraid any further interludes with you would leave me so completely distracted as to be worthless at work, and I just can't take that chance right now. ;)

Xev:
Gizzard:
Think General Hospital on Cliff Notes of the Great Philosophers and lots and lots of crack.


No, no no- its BlindDate with "Nietzche in a Nutshell" stuck down one's cleavage or "Lots of Fancy French/Miedeival Author Names and How to Namedrop Them Everywhen, Everywhere" stuffed in a Louis Vuitton purse.

15 pennies:
I don't think I can take you up on your offer to meet again. The last time was just so intense that it took me a week to recover. For now I think we should just IM and keep flirting. Maybe when work settles down a bit we can talk about hooking up again. Trust me, I have never had it better than I had it with you, but between the new job, tax season and whatnot, I'm afraid any further interludes with you would leave me so completely distracted as to be worthless at work, and I just can't take that chance right now
I wonder what you'd look like flushed down my toilet.

Coffee :
Actually I was thinking of the bits where a miniskirt clad girl comes rushing out of nowhere to break a chair on the back of the one who's got her guy down on the mat while the ref "isn't looking". Think sequined Tammy Wynette on ster