The I'm Sorry Thread

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by darksidZz, May 9, 2007.

  1. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Unlike other posts here I will ask you to pretend you're apologizing about something you've done. I'll start...

    1. Dad, I'm so sorry I was angry that time. I never meant to throw that tool (it lets you dig in dirt) and have it hit you near your eye. I felt horrible, terrible afterward, I even had nightmares about it. I was so glad you didn't get hit in your eye, I got very angry with you because you yelled at mommy and weren't very nice, but still that didn't mean I should throw it in the air without thinking. I'm truly sorry and will be very sad about this until you know how much I regret it.

    2. Daisy (my cat) I'm sorry I didn't watch you more closely on the ledge in our apartment (when we were in the process of moving) maybe if you hadn't fallen off there and hit the air conditioner outside you wouldn't have had kidney disease. I really cared about you and later when you got it I was sad and confused, I thought maybe it was from your fall the years prior and wanted so very much to go back and stop it. I miss you Daisy you were my only friend

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    3. I'm sorry I wasn't thinking whoever you were, you didn't deserve to suffer because I wasn't paying attention and had not driven much. When you hit me all I could think was "it's my fault again, everythings my fault" but in truth I don't know anymore. Some said you hit me so far in the back that it wasn't entirely on me, they said by spinning my car you certainly didn't try avoiding it, etc. I never meant to have you hurt and try suing for more money than the insurance policy would allow, it was my fault because I was so sad and upset I didn't have enough experience yet to be driving. I felt even worse when the cops brushed it off and you had trouble finding stuff for your legal action. Guess that's how the cookie crumbles in a middle-class area.

    4. Ana Maria.. I'm sorry my love, I'm so very sorry. I was young and foolish to get involved with you online, and knowing you were 41 wasn't so bright of me, afterall I was 23 and had been alone a long time.. perhaps that's why I fell in love with you, perhaps this is the reason I found letting you go to be so hard. I didn't care where you lived or how far away, what mattered to me was you being happy, but later I realized I also wanted happiness for myself too. You were the greatest most amazing woman I've ever known and I'll love you forever, it makes me feel sad we don't talk anymore or chat online. If I knew how it would hurt both of us I'd never have gotten involved with you, being apart was also a mistake because we both needed something more. Forgive me for taking advantage of you and for letting you take advantage of a young inexperienced man, I still luV u though

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    5. Sara, please forgive me for getting you mad, I never meant to make fun of Christianity and have you stop chatting with me

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    I luV u..

    6. Dad, forgive me for totalling your car in that accident, lol (he seems to have)

    So now you guys try, you'll feel tons better I truly believe that.
     
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  3. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    You need a boyfriend.
     
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  5. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    I'm sorry I spent time reading that





    joking

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  7. fishtail Registered Senior Member

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    Some one needs a holiday at the happy farm

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  8. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    1) Don't you have a blog for this crap ?

    2) Shouldn't you bave told the people in question these things ?
     
  9. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    This is more fucked up, retarded and creepy than all of your previous posts

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  10. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Dear God,

    1) I'm sorry, so abjectly flatulently sorry, that all my opponents on this forum are ninnies.

    I try - lord knows, how I try - to make them see reason. I try to make them understand, and I'm sorry that I fail. But some of them are thicker than a whale omelet, and some of them are Genji. I've done what I can, I swear. I'm sorry they're so wrong. And, I think, if they only knew how wrong they were, they'd be sorry too. And I try to make them sorry, but it's like nailing jello to the wall.

    2) I'm sorry I don't have enough money. They say you can never have enough. That guy Gecko said "Greed is good". So I guess I'm not "good" enough. I'm trying.

    3) I'm sorry I don't take anything seriously. But if you were me, you wouldn't take anything seriously either. I mean, have you seen the cretins I have to put up with? It's enough to make Sean Connery cry, or at least get a little weepy-eyed. I don't think he'd bawl, though.

    I guess that's it. There's nothing else. Everything else in life has gone perfectly to date: the unplanned pregnancy, the unemployability, the drug-running. I'm sorry I don't have anything else. Wait. I guess that would be another thing. Let's run with that one, too.

    Sincerely,

    Geoff
     
  11. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    I saw your number 1! But I must admit; Thicker than a whale omelet is a good one!

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    I'm stealing it for personal use. Thaaaaanx.
     
  12. John99 Banned Banned

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    hey, my post and a few other disappeared...
     
  13. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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  14. Roman Banned Banned

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    Dear Carmen,
    Sorry about throwing up on your back while having sex.
    Love,
    Roman.
     
  15. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Dear Carmen,
    Yup, me as well,
    Love,
    redarmy11.
     
  16. fishtail Registered Senior Member

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    Absolutely ditto old boy.
     
  17. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Dear Carmen,

    Sorry about saying the other day that you smelled like barf. That was clearly wrong. Flowers?

    Geoff
     
  18. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    dear geoffp,

    im sorry for the total asswhooping im going to give you in our soldier of fortune 2 games...check the game thread for updates.

    The Devil Inside
     
  19. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    dear Carmen,

    i am sorry, who are you

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  20. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Some bird that darksidZz nearly got with but, um, she didn't want him because, um, she's already married, or something.
     
  21. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    oh poor guy. maybe that guy should continue with that ana maria woman.

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