I declare I am a virgin.

I declare I am without friends.

I declare I am desperate for sex.

I declare I am working a menial job that does not make full use of my talents.

I declare I am on antidepressants.

I declare I am lonely often.

I declare I am usually looking at woman with fantasy's in my mind.

I declare I am not religious.

I declare Christianity is evil and should be eliminated.

I declare God does not exist, in any religion.

I declare religion is made-up those with limited minds.

I declare nice guys never finish in life.

I declare... that you should declare something...

Tell us something we dont already know.

I declare that you must declare something...

I declare that with the power of mind we can fly

I declare that I can live longer than any humans on Earth ever to exist

I declare there is something very wrong with dragon if he thinks he can fly using his mind alone

I declare also you must not declare things 1 after thee other, they should be consolidated

After chasing the dragon, perhaps.

I declare that I will be on Mars, no matter what

I declare that you will not be on Mars, ever... and quite possibly niether will anyone else

I declare that darksidzz is wrong because he knows me not

I declare I don't know you but I know logic, and logic tells me you cannot be on Mars.

I declare also I want others to join in declaring various things.

I declare that we can declare to be Gods and live up to that expectation

I declare that the world is currently a better place than it has ever been before.

I declare that the world has always been the only place there is, not better or worse
I declare we are equal and that only thing separating us is the power of our will, power of our soul

I declare that dragon is an unthinking dolt.

I declare that he is obviously dumber than the rest of us for thinking that everyone is equally intelligent.

I declare that children with Down's Syndrome must think dragon is an asshole for faulting their inferior will for being afflicted with a genetic disorder which makes them mentally retarded.

I declare!

i declare that the reason this post was made is because dark side either playing with peoples minds and dosent really live with these conditions or should stop being such a sorry excuse for a human being by posting something like this so people can feel bad for me, nobody wants you to cry on their shoulder

I declare I can dream loudly

I declare!

I declare there is such thing as shallow oceans

I declare that minds can be like oceans.

I declare that I have seen Solaris too

I declare I am an unthinking dolt, similar to dragon but more fargone.

I declare I am interested in knowing what members here might choose to declare, and so I began this thread.

I declare I am at work.

I declare we need more people declaring things here.

I declare we'll kill ourselves before the sun explodes!

I also declare I'm paranoid :shrug:

I declare that it is time to shine with the internal soul light, =P

I declare dragon sounds poetic

I declare darksidzz sounds nostalgic

I declare this must become the longest thread on SciForums.

I declare there are no longest or shortest threads in SciForums since all these threads once never existed and soon in hundred years or so will not exist.

I declare the moon is made up of cheese, from various other planets moons. All joining together to make a giant cheese ball!

The Moon is actually flat, what you see is a giant pizza.

I declare that we are frequencies of oscillating energy within the entropy induced world

I declare that the moon is actually as plain and silent as everything else in the universe, including the inner thoughts of humans

I declare this thread… locked!!!

Bastards! Hahaha rotfl

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I declare I like females butts quite alot, they're usually quite fine.

I declare I rather like sweet illusions in the seemingly real world

I declare I like females butts quite alot, they're usually quite fine.

Do you want to get banned?

You're going the right way about it.

I declare Ghost 007 questions whether darksidZz wish to get banned whereas darksidZz does not question the reality of situation, he accepts it with peacifull calming understanding

I declare I'm thinking of trying a starvation period to see what it's like.

I declire darksidZz lied to me about his BMI and weight of 200 lb

Well Ah Deeclayah!

I declare that I just saw a vision of Genji as Rue McClanahan.

I declare I am a virgin.

I declare I am without friends.

I declare I am desperate for sex.

I declare I am working a menial job that does not make full use of my talents.

I declare I am on antidepressants.

I declare I am lonely often.

I declare I am usually looking at woman with fantasy's in my mind.

I declare I am not religious.

I declare Christianity is evil and should be eliminated.

I declare God does not exist, in any religion.

I declare religion is made-up those with limited minds.

I declare nice guys never finish in life.

I declare... that you should declare something...

Do you think anyone actually cares?

You ignore and disregard those that try to help you. All you ever do is crawl up in corner and complain, like a little girl. You’re a whiner. When are you going to take control of your own life? You’re rotting away. You have to take charge.

Understand? You have two choices: Be positive, take life by the scruff of the neck, make something of yourself, just watch how people will treat you when you do this, you will love it - or you can whine like a little girl for the rest of your life.

I declare that I am alone

Do you want to get banned?

You're going the right way about it.

I declare that it should have already happened...!

El Permanente style.

I declare I am a virgin.

I declare I am without friends.

I declare I am desperate for sex.

I declare I am working a menial job that does not make full use of my talents.

I declare I am on antidepressants.

I declare I am lonely often.

I declare I am usually looking at woman with fantasy's in my mind.

I declare I am not religious.

I declare Christianity is evil and should be eliminated.

I declare God does not exist, in any religion.

I declare religion is made-up those with limited minds.

I declare nice guys never finish in life.

I declare... that you should declare something...

I declare twenty years from now you will make the same post. ha ha

supremebeingindeed i declare that the reason this post was made is because dark side either playing with peoples minds and dosent really live with these conditions or should stop being such a sorry excuse for a human being by posting something like this so people can feel bad for me, nobody wants you to cry on their shoulde

No, it's all true.

I declare that I can see the future, yet I have no control in what I see

I declare that I can see the future, yet I have no control in what I seeI declare my Love for thee.

Eew.

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Well I do declare...

I declare it is sunny outside my house right now (and other places too, no doubt).

I declare I have some beer tokens burning a hole in my pocket.

I declare the pubs will be open in 10 minutes.

I declare I shall be meeting a very hot (female) friend of mine for all day drinking to celebrate something. Probably Wednesdays.

I declare today will be a good day for The Flemster!

I declare my Love for thee.

I declare I shall wage war against any gey people and that includes war

I declare I oppose your gay ways

I declare to the world to end this DISEASE ONCE AND FOR ALL

i declare darksidzz should open his mind a bit more, and stop bieng stuck in his negtive ways, then maybe he will get some sex.

ps i declare i can declare 2 things at once maybe 3 because this is a 2 parter and i havent had a chance to declare anything yet, so i declare darkside to stop refering to making love or atleast sex as mating because women dont find that sexy.

I declare Windows Vista is not worth buying for 300 dollars, and should you choose to waste that money instead of buying me a new bike I'll be very annoying :p

I declare Windows Vista is not worth buying for 300 dollars, and should you choose to waste that money instead of buying me a new bike I'll be very annoying :p

I'm not even going to by Vista... XP is fine at the moment. A bike is a better choice. Do it.

i declare that you didnt say i declare so your out absane.

Yes! I still have no idea where to get one!

i declare if you take my advice darksidzz you will get a girl and vent your sexual frustration,

i declare that you should open an advice thread quickly, and i will help you with some key problems if you want.


peace.

I decalre I've posted in your thread for advice, I seek only to learn from you master :C~

I declare I shall wage war against any gey people and that includes war

I declare I oppose your gay ways

I declare to the world to end this DISEASE ONCE AND FOR ALLYou big thilly. I wuth only kidding, sort of. Gay is spelled GAY, not gey.

I declare I shall wage war against any gey people and that includes war

I declare I oppose your gay ways

I declare to the world to end this DISEASE ONCE AND FOR ALL

Wow. You're a real pussy.

I declare more declarations are needed here.

Wow. You're a real pussy.Draqon is easily intimidated isn't he! I'm just a wittle old janitor that longs for Mansex! He's so threatened! That usually means one is fearful of their own homoness.:D

Draqon is easily intimidated isn't he! I'm just a wittle old janitor that longs for Mansex! He's so threatened! That usually means one is fearful of their own homoness.:D

Agreed.

I declare I have a demonic hangover today.
I declare that women like to toy with drunken men's emotions.
I declare that my very hot (female) friend will probably not talk to me for a while at least.
I declare I am undecided if this is a good thing or not.
I declare (repeat after me) I AM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!

I declare the pub's open about now...

I declare that it is perfectly acceptable to refer to a beer as "breakfast" or "dessert".

I declare that The Flemster will never drink again, at least not till next weekend.

I declare that I am a king, and as a king, I can declare that someone else makes my declarations for me, because declaring things gets old after a while, although I suppose this also means that I cannot declare that I have the right to declare again, so I'd have to declare the declaration of the declarer to be "declarably reclarably clarable on the basis that declarations of declaring delerations are void" and in so writing this in the contract with the hired declarer, I can screw him over later by telling him my unique interpretation of what I just said, and take back my declarability.

I declare that beaurocracy can kiss my ass, with special emphasis on a particular office that took about $6,000 of my money and wiped their asses with it for about a month while the travel firm that was supposed to get that money is calling me asking "where's the money!". To which I had to storm in their office and declare that they give my f'ing money to the firm NOW, and they did within a few hours because this office is, literally, ONE FUCKING FLOOR ABOVE THE TRAVEL FIRM.

I declare emotional venting is healthy as long as the property damage is not too high.

I delcare it to be Miller time... *kushhhh....*

I declare I'm starting my weekend early... *kushhhh....*

I declare I have my hands tied sealed for today's predestined ambitions.

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I declare that I will win

I declare that I love the I declare thread.... furthermore
I declare I am still seeking a female for mating purposes
I declare I am working alone
I declare I am going to eat Subway soon

I declare that darksidZz should choose #7 beef sandwich one

I declare it must not be Genji's Subway.

I declare I declare things in the "The I Declare Thread".

I declare the singing spring has awoken me with the rays of happiness and laughter this beautiful morning

I declare that was a real thread stopper, too nice I guess.

I, declare the world is silent to my declarations, if my myself a false God accusing non existing God of mischief, am blind to my own selfishness

I declare god does not exist, nor has he ever.

I declare God is a belief, a belief that has a power to exist and not exist in the world of the believer

I declare I am bored and alone, also that I am working.

I declare that one day i will fly arowned the earth backwards like superman and travel in time