Who do you think would win and why?

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You forgot Superchicken!

But it doesn't matter, Skippy da bush Kangaroo would smoke their arses.

I know...its a tough choice and even I am still thinking about it...who could it be???

I hear George Michael has a grip of steel.

Obviously Iron Mike since he is the only person (besides Bruce Lee) that has any real experience or training.

Iron Mike would have to see Bruce's feet coming for his temple or he'd be dead meat in a split second.
I think I'd put my money on Bruce.

OMG your right!
How could I forgot Superchicken?
I will have to remember that for next time!

Yeah...but what about Smokey the Bear? I mean...come on...we're talking about a bear here. Have you ever seen a pissed off bear in action? They can whack your head off clean with one swipe!

I shwearr I didn't vote for myself!!

Smokey the Bear would whip Mike Tyson!!! How could anyone doubt this?

NO ONE has voted for tweety bird?
I wish I hadn't voted for Mike Tyson now!

How could anyone not pick Chuck Norris? He's the worldchampion in tae kwon do, jujutsu, kickboxing, karate, sumo wrestling, and in Street Fighter 2

WTF Chuck norris all the way!

If Chuck Norris sees this thread you guys are fucked!

I'd go Norris over Tyson. Boxers are powerful, but martial arts have the moves. Norris would take out his legs and it's all over.

Iron Mike would have to see Bruce's feet coming for his temple or he'd be dead meat in a split second.
I think I'd put my money on Bruce.

I doubt that. One of Mike's characteristics during his boxing matches was he took nasty blows to the head without slowing down.
I think Bruce might have had a *slight* chance (were talking some astronomical odds) with the older slower "Holyfield era" Tyson, but were still talking about the spindly little 150lb actor vs 220lb professional fighter. Bruce would be "pretty" to watch, but could never deliver enough kinetic energy per blow to make any difference.

Here's Mike vs someone bigger than himself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEg6gpnQzf4&feature=related

No other option?

Oh, I didn't see the Bruce Lee option. He would win, period.

Glad you agree supergoat.
Bruce Lee was like death on wheels, greased lightning on speed.
Not enough kinetic energy! FFS, the guy could mush your oesophagus with the "one inch punch"

Glad you agree supergoat.
Bruce Lee was like death on wheels, greased lightning on speed.
Not enough kinetic energy! FFS, the guy could mush your oesophagus with the "one inch punch"

That move would also be useless because Mike Tyson doesn't have a neck. He's just a giant torso with eyes

That move would also be useless because Mike Tyson doesn't have a neck. He's just a giant torso with eyes

Good point..yeah the brick with eyes....and teeth of course!

Not only that, but I mean---- Tyson could win on pure terror alone. Imagine them face to face prepared to fight, and talking the last bit of trash before getting it on.

Lee would say something weak like "Boards don't hit back",

and Tyson would say something totally loopy like
"Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll f**k you 'til you love me, faggot!"

I could imagine Lee with this puzzled expression on his face shortly before being pounded into a limp bloody pulp

and Tyson would say something totally loopy like
"Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll f**k you 'til you love me, faggot!"

I could imagine Lee with this puzzled expression on his face shortly before being pounded into a limp bloody pulp

I'm thinking of a scene from one of the "Billy Jack" movies where Billy Jack ( another fairly lethal little number) explains calmly to an oppressor how the outside of his( Jack's) right foot is about to smash into his right temple and there's not a damn thing you'll be able to do about i....Schmack!!

Smokey the bear. Remeber the original smokey the bear was a real bear adopted by park rangers when they found him as the survivor of a massive forrest fire. I have great respect for bruce lee or Chuck norris but in hand to hand versus a Bear? Forget it they would be lunch, literally.

Bruce Lee would chuck some sand in Ole Smokey's eyes then calmly kill him from behind ( in about 0.37 seconds)

I voted Bruce Lee obviously if he was alive and in his prime.

given that most are unreal dead or old
the only possible choices
are Mike Tyson and Chuck Norris.

I give a nod to Mike. He's younger.

Bruce Lee is dead, people. I could kick his ass. I'd have to find it first, but there is no way he'd win.

none of them!!