Maybe we shoud write a book about the history of sciforums!!!!! :D

Or we could do it like a cheesy soap opera or a play with all kinds of dialogs... :D

Dibs on the main character!! :D



Let's get the writting going!!

How many volumes do you intend the book to be? ;)

A trilogy! :D

A trilogy! Is that all? I was thinking of something about the size of the Encyclopedia Brittanica. :D

I was just kidding! :D
We can write as much as we want, really...;)

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We don't need all of it! Just the best most memorable moments! :D:D

We could have it dedicated to Muslim getting his ass pwned.

itz tis a rely god ideaz thx a lot rofl ur a genus lmao

I want to play the part of the pretty girl who everyone loves to hate

We could have it dedicated to Muslim getting his ass pwned.
Do we have a seconder? :D

No seconder?!? :eek:

*raises hand*

*finally notices who authored this thread*

*lowers hand*

We could have a good chapter or two about special people like Happeh.

Do we have a seconder? :D
I second that.

We could have a good chapter or two about special people like Happeh.
Sure! :D

I second that.
Good! :D

No discussion?
Ok! let's vote! :D

Chapter 11.

Nobody likes truthseeker.

Chapter 11.

Nobody likes truthseeker.

Excerpt From Chapter 11: The Bankruptcy of Truthseeker

"And, Lo, there appeared in the Realm (this whole thing is going to be written in 'obsolete gobbledeygook' style like the King James Bible, right ? OK, then...)
A monger of cheese and sundries who calleth himself Truth Seeker...
Whence came he, and what doth is name shew ?
Verily, did he seeketh Truth -
Or was he in truth a seeker ?
Seeketh He truth, or merely a soft drink ?
For out of the desert regions - Lo, near unto Magog - cameth he,
And he did neither illuminate, nor elucidate,
But rather did bloviate like unto a reprobate

It was double plus ungood...

And the Realm did shudder like unto a house built upon sand,
For here was Truth:
He did not seek it,
And sheweth it not, by his vainglorious ululations
Nor were they harmonious unto the vibration of the Realm.
Like unto the scratching of a blackboard's slate they were,
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth
Whence these caterwaulings issued forth from his ever-babbling orifice

It was double plus ungood..."

So it is written, so it is googled
or is it
Let it be written, Let it be googled

:)

Chapter 12:
How Happeh got his groove back.

Whence these caterwaulings issued forth from his ever-babbling orifice :D ...

Chapter 11: URIne spill

Chapter 11.

Nobody likes truthseeker.
Not what the forums seem to think... :D

Tiassa... you have just taken the crown of sciforums foremost nancy boy from Truthseeker.
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread...ker#post1007345

thepreviousaddresswasdeleted@hotmail.com

hahhahaha, I should create an address like that one sometime

on a serious note, it'd be fun to talk to some of the main sciforumers such as spurious, spidergoat, truthseeker, gendanken, water and xerxes...though I'm not sure what I'd discuss with them as I am mostly idle when I'm on msn or just doing something else...like reading sciforums!
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread...ght=TruthSeeker

I know Truthseeker, I know. That's why we love you!
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread...eker#post994193

Awwwwww......
I feel realized....

I feel this warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach...
Oh wait. Nope. It's just gas...
:D

Scientist: TruthSeeker
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread...ght=TruthSeeker

Excerpt From Chapter 11: The Bankruptcy of Truthseeker

"And, Lo, there appeared in the Realm (this whole thing is going to be written in 'obsolete gobbledeygook' style like the King James Bible, right ? OK, then...)
A monger of cheese and sundries who calleth himself Truth Seeker...
Whence came he, and what doth is name shew ?
Verily, did he seeketh Truth -
Or was he in truth a seeker ?
Seeketh He truth, or merely a soft drink ?
For out of the desert regions - Lo, near unto Magog - cameth he,
And he did neither illuminate, nor elucidate,
But rather did bloviate like unto a reprobate

It was double plus ungood...

And the Realm did shudder like unto a house built upon sand,
For here was Truth:
He did not seek it,
And sheweth it not, by his vainglorious ululations
Nor were they harmonious unto the vibration of the Realm.
Like unto the scratching of a blackboard's slate they were,
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth
Whence these caterwaulings issued forth from his ever-babbling orifice

It was double plus ungood..."
I would like to have whatever you are having.... :D:D

So it is written, so it is googled
or is it
Let it be written, Let it be googled

:)
:eek: :bugeye:

Chapter 11: URIne spill
Guys, how about starting from Chapter 1, shall we? :rolleyes:

"Chapter 1: A New Forum is Born", or something like that... :D
Porfiry! Where are you?

Yaba Daba (Doo)! :D

Chapter III: Sex in the thread title attracts readers
Chapter IV: Unpleasant truths are Hilarious

I think a 'fairy story' type book is more appropriate, cast list:

Good witch: Moi....ok ok.......erm Finewine,
Wicked witch: Duendy,
Faries: Chi, truthseeker,
Giants: Spurious, Wess, Ophiolite,
Prince charming: Cole Grey(althopugh not so charming to me!)
Dragon: Dragon :)
trolls: Gustav, Roman,
swamp monsters: Jaybee and cottontop
Water spirit: water
Wise old hermit: Nameless
'Jack' after he fell down the hill and banged his head : Existabrent

narrator: moi

too many to mention

Once upon a time

There was a ............

There's only room for one monster in the swamp. I will have to eat Jaybee. Then I'm coming after all the rest of you. Furious typer.

There's only room for one monster in the swamp. I will have to eat Jaybee. Then I'm coming after all the rest of you. Furious typer.

excellent, once upon a time there was swamp, wherein two monsters competed for space, Jaybee the smallest, weediest, skinniest of monsters was no match was the might of the hairy cottontop. Cotton top:

Faries: Chi, truthseeker

Truthseeker's definitely a farie, but Chi's not. He's all kung fu. Sometimes he kills dogs with swords.

swamp monsters: Jaybee and cottontop

Cottontop's not a swamp monster. He's more like... a viking.

Wise old hermit: Nameless

Or Fraggle.

Truthseeker's definitely a farie, but Chi's not. He's all kung fu. Sometimes he kills dogs with swords.
Cottontop's not a swamp monster. He's more like... a viking.
Or Fraggle.


Nope Chi is fairie, head in the clouds and all that...or maybe Chi could be the scenery? No vikings in fairy stories, Fraggle? hmmmm At least you agree you are troll!

I'm actually honored to be put alongside gustav. That guy's a master troll, level 12 at least. Fraggle is easily the wisest person on Sciforums. Ophiolite or Mr. Anonymous would make good narrators.

Hmm, what's the closest thing they have to vikings in faerie tales?

ToR, why did you end your sentence with "Cotton top:"?

Roman, I wish I was a Viking. Back in the day, I would have fit right in.

I'm actually honored to be put alongside gustav. That guy's a master troll, level 12 at least.

At least. I wouldn't call you a troll. ToR's definition of troll is lacking.

ToR, why did you end your sentence with "Cotton top:"?

Roman, I wish I was a Viking. Back in the day, I would have fit right in.

that is the opener for the next line which someone is supposed to pick up and continue the story with, how would you like to destroy Jaybee for example?

At least. I wouldn't call you a troll. ToR's definition of troll is lacking.

Roman is my troll, maybe he hasn't afforded you this honour

I have a few trolls? Maybe i should be queen of troll land?

Story 1, could be war of Swamp v Troll land!

that is the opener for the next line which someone is supposed to pick up and continue the story with, how would you like to destroy Jaybee for example?

Ah, I see now. "And the hairy cottontop, known for his prowess in battle, stalked the teeny-weeny weedy jaybee outside his castle."

I'm your troll? Are you kidding me? Sorry we bump into each other lady, but at close to thirty posts a day, it's hard for me not to. Especially since I never really head to the science-y forums.

Though I do admit, I like to read your posts for the same reason I like to read Jaybee's. The sheer ego is amazing.

How's my ego, Roman?

I'm your troll? Are you kidding me? Sorry we bump into each other lady, but at close to thirty posts a day, it's hard for me not to. Especially since I never really head to the science-y forums.

Though I do admit, I like to read your posts for the same reason I like to read Jaybee's. The sheer ego is amazing.

Now listen TROLL, this is your Queen speaking, my 30posts are generally in two/three threads and conversating, so actually it is NO coincidence you troll about my ankles. Now, stick your pic link in that dating thing like a good troll!

How's my ego, Roman?

Angry.

Angry.

Yes. For good reason, I think.

Now listen TROLL, this is your Queen speaking, my 30posts are generally in two/three threads and conversating, so actually it is NO coincidence you troll about my ankles. Now, stick your pic link in that dating thing like a good troll!

You're right, it's not a coincidence. As I said, you started frequenting the forums I frequent, but at a much greater frequency. I really can't help it if, when every thread you enter, you post in the greatest bulk and refocus all subjects to yourself. And the nonsensical abuse that follows when someone disagrees or criticizes you. Quite childish, don't you think?

You're right, it's not a coincidence. As I said, you started frequenting the forums I frequent, but at a much greater frequency. I really can't help it if, when every thread you enter, you post in the greatest bulk and refocus all subjects to yourself. And the nonsensical abuse that follows when someone disagrees or criticizes you. Quite childish, don't you think?

common now copy and paste some of my rebuttles to you? there was only one, now want me to copy all of yours? Troll know thy self.
What does anyone know about ToR? I know more about all of you, I guarrantee. And the nonsensical abuse? Do copy that also.:)

I may also require peer reviewed paper in respected journal as proof!

This entire thread. (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=53896&page=1) And I know you say you were joking, but it was one of those "I'm joking but not really." You know, the type where you will eat up attention, and then when called on your egotism will be quick to claim it was a joke. I'm on to you, old woman.

This entire thread. (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=53896&page=1) And I know you say you were joking, but it was one of those "I'm joking but not really." You know, the type where you will eat up attention, and then when called on your egotism will be quick to claim it was a joke. I'm on to you, old woman.

hey less of the old! Whipper snapper I'll put you across my knee!

You will note I get zero positive attention in that thread, or any thread for that matter so don't be imagining inflated ego. That comes from people doing the inflating does it not.

The thread is now in full swing with people finally confessing who the stars and fans are. In the beginning no one contributed to the game so in boredom I posted a load of shit about fan hunt to amuse myself. Now its in swing..I have taken back seat.

Now you WILL have to do better than this as example roman, as your Trolling began before I began this thread!

meanwhile this thread contains no examples of what you say 'continuous nonsensical insults'?

All my insults make sense :)

hey less of the old! Whipper snapper I'll put you across my knee!

Kinky.

You will note I get zero positive attention in that thread, or any thread for that matter so don't be imagining inflated ego. That comes from people doing the inflating does it not.

The thread is now in full swing with people finally confessing who the stars and fans are. In the beginning no one contributed to the game so in boredom I posted a load of shit about fan hunt to amuse myself. Now its in swing..I have taken back seat.

Right. So you were bored and posted several hundred posts about yourself, demanding attention, etc etc. We're all egotists, but try to tuck that in, eh?

as your Trolling began before I began this thread!

My trolling began before you showed up. I hate to disappoint, but I'm not your troll.

Right. So you were bored and posted several hundred posts about yourself, demanding attention, etc etc. We're all egotists, but try to tuck that in, eh?
.

Copy and paste posts about myself, don't just LIE, do it!
Then we shall compare

I think a 'fairy story' type book is more appropriate, cast list:

Good witch: Moi....ok ok.......erm Finewine,
Wicked witch: Duendy,
Faries: Chi, truthseeker,
Giants: Spurious, Wess, Ophiolite,
Prince charming: Cole Grey(althopugh not so charming to me!)
Dragon: Dragon :)
trolls: Gustav, Roman,
swamp monsters: Jaybee and cottontop
Water spirit: water
Wise old hermit: Nameless
'Jack' after he fell down the hill and banged his head : Existabrent

narrator: moi

too many to mention

Why can't i be a monkey?

Now you WILL have to do better than this as example roman, as your Trolling began before I began this thread!

meanwhile this thread contains no examples of what you say 'continuous nonsensical insults'?
Are you talking about MY thread!?!?!? :mad:

Hey! I'm not a fairy!

Well... unless I turn into a gigantic dragon when a bell rings three times... :D:D

I'd like, someday, to compile the original three word story thread into one .txt file.

Are you talking about MY thread!?!?!? :mad:

no I was talking about the thread he provided a link to which was my all stars thread, tsk tsk

I'd like, someday, to compile the original three word story thread into one .txt file.

Then use it to narrate to fetish porn and call it art.

no I was talking about the thread he provided a link to which was my all stars thread, tsk tsk
Oh! That one! :o