Tiassa
12-02-07, 01:45 AM
The Force Blog (http://theforce.wordpress.com/2007/12/02/90-quotes/) presents ninety perverted Star Wars quotes, with minor alterations:
21. Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
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23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
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78. Leia: put those pants away before we all get killed!
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88. Red LDR: Son, do you think you can handle these pants? Biggs: Sir, Luke is the best bush pilot in the outter-rim territory…
(Okro (http://theforce.wordpress.com/2007/12/02/90-quotes/))
The thing reads kind of like a countdown. I think. The best of the lot occur among the lower numbers. Like number four, "She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." Six, ten, sixteen, seventeen ... there are some good ones.
21. Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
• • •
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
• • •
78. Leia: put those pants away before we all get killed!
• • •
88. Red LDR: Son, do you think you can handle these pants? Biggs: Sir, Luke is the best bush pilot in the outter-rim territory…
(Okro (http://theforce.wordpress.com/2007/12/02/90-quotes/))
The thing reads kind of like a countdown. I think. The best of the lot occur among the lower numbers. Like number four, "She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." Six, ten, sixteen, seventeen ... there are some good ones.