The devil inside:

devil inside, or baby jesus?

Was his father a troll? Or a garden gnome?

American patriot or foreign insurgent?

Asset to sciforums? Or self-elected guardian of sciforums?

Troll killer or killer troll?

Work of art or a piece of work?

In short, devil inside, international man of mystery!

ill kill you, dutch fucker.

ill kill you, dutch fucker.
monkey ain't dutch

Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.
and how!!

Yes, I am.
I thought you were finish?

No. People assume because I think the Finnish model is the best I have come accross and I defend it fervently I must be Finnish.

I thought you were finish?
if he keeps messing with me, he WILL be finished.

No. People assume because I think the Finnish model is the best I have come accross and I defend it fervently I must be Finnish.
don't you live there?

yeah.
but he is a soppy bitch.

this thread is about me.
talk about how great i am.

You are the best american in belgium.

by far.

if you would eat mayonaise

you know, i sat here and typed a big long response about me performing oral sex on male tourists at the bus station...but i decided not to post it.

instead, im going to say: yeah, i know im awesome.
awesome like chicken gravy.

Dear Inside, I love it when those birds are just about done...and most grease has been poured away, and what is left TASTES SO SUCCULENT WITH PG (Cavit...I think 2005).

i am made of pasta, yes i will have some, thank you!!

CONTEST #1!!!!


whoever can tell me what film my new avatar comes from will recieve a rockin prize!!

Scanners

Oh God! It's so awful :eek:

Scanners
ok, you have to come to belgium to get your prize.

its a giant platter covered in boogers.

one could say it has a "booger skin".

Oh God! It's so awful :eek:
if by awful, you mean "psychically delicious", then yes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scanners

ok, you have to come to belgium to get your prize.

its a giant platter covered in boogers.

one could say it has a "booger skin".

On your way back to America... mail it to me.

Bastard.

im staying in belgium for another year.

i slept until 2 pm today.

i was up at 6 and didnt go to sleep untill 4

we had a college social event

im still sleepy, but ill be staying awake.

Did you choose your name in honor of your favorite band, INXS?

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside
http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/inxs.htm

Hahaha, INXS.

omg.

Where is the fucker?

im still sleepy, but ill be staying awake.
Perhaps he's been drugged?

Yes, that's it - I bet he's been drugged and kidnapped!!!!!!

My theory is that the CIA put him in a secret prison for being a lefty. No worries Devil. We will expose them. And if that not helps we will buy handguns and overthrow the American government.

Maybe his head exploded.

Maybe his head exploded.

We can only hope.