The Coolest Advert ever made !!!!!!

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  1. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    I don't if you guys have seen this advert yet, but in my opinion it is one of the coolest adverts to have ever aired on TV.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbLr2NEV_7o

    (Seriously if you haven't seen it yet, click the link)

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    If you dont think this is the greatest tv ad ever made, in your opinion which advert do you think is?????????
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    greatest advert is that which does not exist, no adverts = great life
     
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  5. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    Did you even click on the link???
     
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  7. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    My favourite advert would be one in which everyone, from the producer to the cast, from the soundman to the writers, were crushed to death under a collapsing building during the making of it.
     
  8. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Fake: Phil Collins wrote that song AFTER he'd lost his hair.
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    not really, I was watching Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu...so yeah I'll go watch it now
     
  10. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Yes. But only so long as it was unsuspecting. I want to see their big, empty-headed smiles right up until the building hits.

    ...ok, that's not true. I want them all to realize at the last second that it's happening. And to share a quick glance as if to say "OMG, we're all going to die." Yeah. That would be nice.

    Or better yet, the guy or guys responsible for cranking up the volume during commercials (and the idiot fucking "sound engineer" who tells us that it's only that the frequency of high amplitude sounds is higher) could be lined up against a wall and shot, one by one. I'm not sure what that would be an advert for. Milk, maybe.
     
  11. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Sound engineer vacancies?
     
  12. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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  13. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    I contacted the Milk Marketing Board once with my idea for an advert: a line of buxom young milk-maids undergo a traumatic experience whilst tending to a herd of cows suffering from bovine haemorrhagic fever. They called me insane, and said that they want to sell millk, not make a horror film. What could be more powerfully persuasive, I argued, than watching a cow give milk as its bowels melt slowly out of its anus? They wouldn't have none of it though.

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  14. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    That's why the UK is in its present state: constant suppression of people with true vision.

    PS did it get as far as you interviewing any of the prospective buxom milkmaids?
     
  15. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    It's funny you mention that. I had a great idea for a restaurant's slogan, but never did anything about it. I wonder if you can really just call them up and say: here's my idea. Can I have some money now? Or would they just nick it?
     
  16. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    PS: like the buxom milk-maids. A no-brainer, really. Can't understand why it hasn't been used from the get-go.
     
  17. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Tell me your idea, and I'll let you know.
     
  18. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Hmmm - might pass on that. A mega-corporation's morals one can never be sure about, but an East Korean official's one knows without asking.
     
  19. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Simply PM the idea to yourself first before making it public. I'm sure it would be legally admissible as evidence of ownership.
     
  20. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    I believe that in the UK (at least) electronic evidence is rarely admissible: most judges have decreed that the records (especially dates) are too easy to alter.
    PM it to me and I'll write it down for you.
     
  21. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    I will give solid reliable evidance of idea ownership to the person willing to give me the highest percent of earnings.
     
  22. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    See? He's just after a large cut - typical corparation trick.
    Send it to me and I'll make sure Alex never sees any money from it.
     
  23. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    This reminds me of the time me and my friend invented a game called monpoladder. It the exact same game as monopoly but with added levels the exacts same as snakes and ladders. I promised him that I would not tell anyone of the new invention, that was about 10 years ago and seeing as we didn't even mention it to each other again, I think I can at last talk on the subject.

    Anyone want to swap this idea for theirs?
     

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