Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! It was an evening in November, As I very well remember, I was strolling down the street in drunken pride, But my knees were all a-flutter, And I landed in the gutter And a pig came up and lay down by my side. Yes, I lay there in the gutter Thinking thoughts I could not utter, When a colleen passing by did softly say "You can tell a man who boozes By the company he chooses" – And the pig got up and slowly walked away. – Anonymous The Futility Closet
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. HERMAN MELVILLE, Moby Dick Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. CONAN O'BRIEN The idea that somehow, someday he will control and enjoy his drinking is the great obsession of every abnormal drinker. The persistence of this illusion is astonishing. Many pursue it into the gates of insanity or death. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. The whole world is about three drinks behind. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
