Two Christians go up against two atheists on ABC. It's gonna be a doozy!

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/05/07/video-the-atheists-nightmare/

Peanut butter + heat not= life. Wow that's convincing.
Remind me never to visit the States.

the banana as a metaphysical artifact. go figure...

I'M MELTING!!!!!! I'M MELTIIIINNNG!

Are these people for real? Or is this an April Fool's joke that someone's only just picked up on?

Banana's have undergone millenia of selective breeding. Poor example, if you ask me.

Whoever the theists are should go up against persons like Sam Harris. I'm sure the debate will be stacked in favour of whoever the producer wants to win.

Two Christians go up against two atheists on ABC. It's gonna be a doozy!

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/05/07/video-the-atheists-nightmare/

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! !!!!!

Before I clicked that link I was wondering wether or not it would be the "OMG BANANA'S FIT IN OUR MOUTH THEREFOR GOD EXISTS" people, and sure enough, it was... LOL that's a real big nightmare for the atheists :bawl:

What are coconuts then, or cactus fruit, or bulls with horns, some kind of perverse joke?

My tapeworm fits my intestines! Hallelujah! Wait, my snot is nice and soft so it can fit in my nose! Glory! And never have I shit a square turd! There by the grace of God go I!

it's going to be hard for the christian, becuase there gona use scintific facts against him.

Nowadays Christians are incorporating scientific fact in their own arguments as has been evident in recent arguments on this forum.

oh cool my bro converted me and my family was on holiday and when we came back he was christian

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! !!!!!

Before I clicked that link I was wondering wether or not it would be the "OMG BANANA'S FIT IN OUR MOUTH THEREFOR GOD EXISTS" people, and sure enough, it was... LOL that's a real big nightmare for the atheists :bawl:

Maybe it was us that was made for the banana. After all; there are certainly more bananas on earth now then ever people there were; by our own propagation have we made them.

And flowers fit a hummingbird's beak, these are beautiful examples of co-evolution.

Man that was pathetic...is this some type of joke?

i dont understand what you mean i think we should keep religion out of politics and war

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Before I clicked that link I was wondering wether or not it would be the "OMG BANANA'S FIT IN OUR MOUTH THEREFOR GOD EXISTS" people, and sure enough, it was... LOL that's a real big nightmare for the atheists :bawl:

LMAO and it's Kirk Cameron on the show LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
holy phuck Sandy, thanks for joining the forum LMAO

. . imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for. - douglas adams

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! !!!!!

Before I clicked that link I was wondering wether or not it would be the "OMG BANANA'S FIT IN OUR MOUTH THEREFOR GOD EXISTS" people, and sure enough, it was... LOL that's a real big nightmare for the atheists :bawl:

a penis fits into a male rectum jst fine, so god must aproves male buttsecs

sorry for the mental image guys... I just had to

My tapeworm fits my intestines! Hallelujah! Wait, my snot is nice and soft so it can fit in my nose! Glory! And never have I shit a square turd! There by the grace of God go I!

You are the winner of this thread so far!

Beautiful.:worship:


After having watched those two clips, let me say that 'the force is strong' in the believers (primarily the two gits in those clips). We atheists are doomed to failure.

After all, who could possibly win against such stupidity?



Please tell me those two gits are a joke and not the ones representing the theists arguments? Because as an atheists, I am finding myself feeling nothing but pity for the people those two are meant to represent.:(

an atheist's nightmare: debating with complete idiots

Nowadays Christians are incorporating scientific fact in their own arguments as has been evident in recent arguments on this forum.


yeah well if you took away all the advancements made be theists you would be sitting on a log in the woods with a chisel and a rock for communication.

Maybe their bid is to stun the scientific argurment into silence or into laughter because there is no argument against banana man and peanut butter man. How can anyone actually debate through hysterical laughter at the 5 edged banana skin made to fit in the hands of man with 5 fingers?

Although I must admit, when that peon opened that jar of peanut butter, I was expecting a snake to leap out of it.. proving it was all a joke. Sadly it was not meant to be.:bawl:

Christians should be appalled and embarrassed these two buffoons are representing them.

The liberal media have obviously chosen the participants here, to make religion look bad. On this forum, too.

Nowadays Christians are incorporating scientific fact in their own arguments as has been evident in recent arguments on this forum. Where on this forum has that been happening?

Really BELLS?

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/religionandethics/week947/profile.html

The Human Genome Project was this audacious, absolutely unheard of, ambitious effort to read out all of the letters of the human DNA code, all three billion of them -- an enormously challenging problem. And yet, over those next 13 years, we finished the job early, two years ahead of schedule and actually under budget, which surprised everybody, especially in Washington, D.C.

Really BELLS?

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/religionandethics/week947/profile.html

And this has something to do with banana man and peanut butter man, how exactly?

Surely you aren't saying the human genome project was a joke as those two buffoons are a joke?

Oh and by the way. How did I delete those links of sandy's again John? You seemed to run like a girl when I last asked you that question.

Uh.

I'm just a git from Edinburgh, but how's that again laddie?
:eek:

You're Scottish?

:bugeye:


Anywho..

Isn't Robert Winston a theist? I mean if they wanted someone who actually made some sense, can argue a point and who is not a twit, why don't they get people like him? Of all the theists, they had to get those two gormless gits? I pity the believers who will be switching on to watch that debate with great anticipation and getting those two...

Although my husband did choke on a donut from laughing too much at the banana video. He had to stop half way through and refused point blank to watch anymore. Was too "painfully stupid" apparently.:p

I think the show is going to be entertaining. I'm surprised the Christians are doing it since they may come off as a bit odd. I do think it will make for good tv. Cameron and the other guy are really good at getting people saved. This whole thing kind of perplexes me. And I'm not so sure it will help "our" cause.

I think the show is going to be entertaining.

That it will. Although not for good reasons.

I'm surprised the Christians are doing it since they may come off as a bit odd.
They will be if they carry on like they did in the links you provided.

I do think it will make for good tv.
As you said yourself, it will make for entertaining TV.

Cameron and the other guy are really good at getting people saved.
Good grief!

Those two will be the ones representing the theists side in the debate?:eek:

This whole thing kind of perplexes me.
It should.

Precisely for the reason you state yourself:

I'm not so sure it will help "our" cause.

If they come out with the banana and peanut butter argument, it will make your "cause" go down in a blazing glory of flames and ridicule. Your "cause" will come out looking like a laughing stock.

I posted this link tongue-in-cheek. I know the show is going to be odd. Just like I posted the link that indirectly made fun of Bush, I can/do see humor on both sides.

I posted this link tongue-in-cheek. I know the show is going to be odd. Just like I posted the link that indirectly made fun of Bush, I can/do see humor on both sides.

Here's the link to that very debate.....

http://abcnews.go.com/nightline

Is God is sitting up in Heaven laughing at stupid humans or is He deeply saddened by our lack of faith?

This presents a logical fallacy known as the false dichotomy and assumes the premises that a god exists as well as that there is a heaven from which to observe humanity. Moreover, it assumes another premise that, should a god exist, it even has time or desire to be involved with humanity or to observe it.

Is God is sitting up in Heaven laughing at stupid humans or is He deeply saddened by our lack of faith?

I think Zeus is wondering when the remake of Clash Of The Titans is starting production.

Is God is sitting up in Heaven laughing at stupid humans or is He deeply saddened by our lack of faith?


"Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? ... He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." - Psalm 2

Indeed, "we" should be saddened by "our" lack of faith.

didnt watch the link but have heard to banana arguement before.its in the top 10 stupidest things i have ever heard.
if there is a god he would render those people blind deaf and dumb so they couldnt hurt his cause anymore than they already have.

Is God is sitting up in Heaven laughing at stupid humans or is He deeply saddened by our lack of faith?

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M*W: No! If the "god(s)" in heaven are looking down on us, and if they have the ability to "reason," they would be deeply saddened by our lack of belief in their true meaning.

didnt watch the link but have heard to banana arguement before.its in the top 10 stupidest things i have ever heard.
if there is a god he would render those people blind deaf and dumb so they couldnt hurt his cause anymore than they already have.

render them dumb?

render them dumb?


http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lget4001.jpg

Here's the link to that very debate.....

http://abcnews.go.com/nightline

Great quote from the debate:

Theist to atheist: "I'll pray for you"
Atheist to theist: "Fine, I'll think for you"

Two Christians go up against two atheists on ABC. It's gonna be a doozy!

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/05/07/video-the-atheists-nightmare/

The Christians got PWNED!!!

where was the debate? all i saw was 2 guys talking about bananas and peanut butter,


notice how my penis fits into your asshole? god promotes anal sex,

peace.

yeah well if you took away all the advancements made be theists you would be sitting on a log in the woods with a chisel and a rock for communication.

You might but I wouldn't. Maybe a drum roll is best for you. Read the damn post 99, then show me where I said all scientists are atheists.

A revised link to the debate, just select the video clips on the right.

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=3148940&page=1

Is God is sitting up in Heaven laughing at stupid humans or is He deeply saddened by our lack of faith?

no he is entertained by us, we are like his television show,

or he could be training us for his army to fight alongside him against evil, thats why the world is hard and tough because he sends us down here to gain emotional and physical strength, some of us will be captains/officers some will be mere frontline fodder.

and he keeps sending the passive peaceful people back to try again because they failed and ended up weak and puny.

peace.

Well, it's obviously a lot harder during a live debate as opposed to something like a forum with no time constraints or other such pressures, but the moment when neither of them, (Kirk/Ray), could say anything was especially amusing.

or he could be training us for his army to fight alongside him against evil

Being omnipotent, what would be the point of that? Surely clicking his fingers is sufficient and evil is vanquished? Unless of course he wants that evil to exist.

Well, it's obviously a lot harder during a live debate as opposed to something like a forum with no time constraints or other such pressures, but the moment when neither of them, (Kirk/Ray), could say anything was especially amusing.



Being omnipotent, what would be the point of that? Surely clicking his fingers is sufficient and evil is vanquished? Unless of course he wants that evil to exist.

who said god is omni-anything maybe he is just a powerful Deleted Unnecessary Profanity with limits.

peace.

who said god is omni-anything

Every single religious person I've ever met. Apparently they're the authority on the subject.. :bugeye: