The 2nd Orginal HED's Trimester Sciforums Awards--Special Introduction by wesmorris

The 2nd Original HED's Trimester Sciforums Awards--Special Introduction by wesmorris

By Wesmorris

Greetings!

Have you accepted jesus christ as your personal lord and savior?

LOL. Pardon, starting again.

You have clicked on the 2nd installment of our dubius HED's obligatory appreciation threads. Do you love you? Well we do. Sure it might be that we love to love to hate you, but that's still love right? Okay whatever fine, be a stickler.

Tripe? We've got more than you can handle.

You see the HED has determined that it is once again time to lavish us with criticism objectively sliced.

The HED has determined it is time for us to blow ourselves. We are all now imaginary males with double jointed gifts of infinite distraction and must by the mandate of that distraction, suck ourselves off.

I don't know the categories, I don't know the details, I don't even know why I'm writing this except that in the spirit of sciforums, it must be written. So says the HED and so it becomes.

I appreciate you people. You are part of my me now. You have access to my head and abuse it accordingly, as I do myself. I willingly display it for you to see and shit upon. We all do it. Apparently, we're defective. I mean uhm.. we're perfectly imperfect.

Eh whatever, dig that the HED loves you.

Show the luvs my bitches, show that love!!!!

On with the show!!!!!!

HED:
Let’s all give a warm applause to wesmorris for a pathetic introduction. But hey, what else can we expect from a dork? Thank you wesmorris….

Now, I do not feel a need to express to you all why I decided on an awards thread or why I have decided to continue it; you will also not question my intent. Realize that I have tried to be objective and will present the criteria (ion) used in picking each category. Therefore, I will not condone any bitching, whining, ass-kissing, flaming, hated… ‘sevi’? Nah, fools, be my fucking guest. Realize that these are the TRIMESTER awards; if you need a definition, go here: http//www.dictionary.com . On a serious note, I would like to apologize to the geeks under the science subforums that through prerequisite conditions, are not mentioned—tough fucking luck.

Without further ado, on with the nominees:

Best Posters:

Criteria:
1. Makes well-developed and supported arguments devoid of obsessive generalizations and fallacies (especially ad hominen).

2. Provides original and enlightening perspectives otherwise missed by the masses.

3. Presents a valid viewpoint regardless of backlash

4. Language

5. Diversity in subjects

6. Posts within the past 3 months



Nominees:
1. lethe
2. Canute
3. Raithere
4. Ghassan Kafani
5. wesmorris
6. hypewaders
7. James R
8. stryderunknown
9. Tiassa
A. Jan Ardena

Dropped out:
1. kmguru – not enough posts
2. Tyler – not enough quality posts—does not fit criteria
3. Spookz – does not fit criteria
4. The Fetus – not enough posts
5. Flores – does not fit criteria
6. Xev --- does not fit criteria

Worthy mentions:
1. river-wind
2. Mephura
3. guthrie
4. gendanken
5. Cris


New, yet noteworthy:
1. WANDERER
2. leeaus
3. Quantum Quack
4. dapthar
5. neuromancer


Most Resourceful posters
Definition: Main Entry: re·source·ful
Pronunciation: ri-'sOrs-f&l, -'sors-, -'zOrs-, -'zors-
Function: adjective
Date: 1851
: able to meet situations : capable of devising ways and means
- re·source·ful·ly /-f&-lE/ adverb
- re·source·ful·ness noun

Usage/Criteria
Too lazy:
Use the def.

Nominees:
1. Proud_Syrian
2. Lethe
3. Spookz
4. Porfiry
5. Cris
6. okinrus
7. guthrie
8. Xeviuos
9. Don Hakman
A. BigBlueHead


Best Flamers:
1. Wraith
2. gendanken
3. Spookz
4. Tiassa
5. Xev

Best Jokers:

1. Sargentlard
2. spuriousmonkey
3. chthulus slave
4. spookz
5. wesmorris -- he tries

Best Avatars
1. Fafnir -- boobs
2. Spuriousmonkey
3. Xev
4. Wraith-- "gendanken's pimp"
5. grazzhoppa
6. neuromancer
7. Wraith -- 'sufi..'
8. Avatar
9. chagur
A. Jerrek

Best signatures
Too lazy


Needs to be Shot:
1. Proud_Syrian
2. and200x
3. Zero
4. curiocity
5. Xerxes
6. wesmorrisbabe
7. spuriousmonkey.

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8. Jerrek
9.
A. CounslerCoffee


Best Threads
Impossible


The popularity award:
1. Xev
2. sargentard
3. spookz
4. wesmorris
5. Tiassa



The thread will be edited; nominees will not be changed, and the winners shall be announced 5-7 days from now…


DISCLAIMER: Ideas are welcome. Originators of stupid ideas shall be shot. There are some I will inevitably miss, but TRUST ME, they will be very fucking view; and next time, I will miss none.

EDIT: DISCLIAMER: Due to the obvious lack of imagination from you fuckers, the HED shall remove his name.

 

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Ummm Neuromancer is wellcookedfetus......name change dude.

 

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Ah. well neuromancer, tough luck.

 

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Third time i corrected you....

can i do a victory dance please?

 

How is it original when it's the second one?

 

Counselor:

Irrelevant, and hence, you shall be shot. "2nd" for mere continuation of title


sargentlard

Fuck you. Sure why not?

 

I feel that I am being punished for not posting in the shitty forums.

 

Obviously this is incorect as I believe I have read over 50% of your posts.
I will give you your grading as I happento have it here:

1. 7
2. 7
3. 7
4. 6
5. 7

You average: 6.8. The average for the "best poster" nominees is 8.3

 

Oh wow, I'm on Hed's list. I feel a warm emotion all over my body. Wait, nope, I've got the flu.

 

I see...I didn't realize you lacked taste.

 

BAH. I gave you the criteria. You have an explanable objection, voice it. Else be fucking quiet mate.

This is bitching guised in scarcasm; in order words, it is pathetic.

 

the nature of a written forum is to be quiet.

 

The only thing here that’s pathetic is your lackluster attempt at getting people to like you. “Hey, I put Tiassa on my list. Now we’re best buds.” Tiassa now likes you and enjoys your company. All because you put him on your list for an award that no one gives a shit about.

*Tiassa, sorry for using you as an example.

 

This is pathetic

This is likewise pathetic. And I included gendanken and Xev on both "awards" and yet "fought" with them because? Listen you whining fuck, you fit no fucking category except that which you were included, if you do not like, fuck off. If I intended to make people "like" me, I'd include the whole fucking forum. Heck the majority of the people included, I mostly disagree with their view or do not even debate or discuss with. Go bitch to your mommy little panzy. The hed hates whinny little effimeninate fucks.

this is also pathetic.

 

You put yourself on the list. That is pathetic.

 

No, not really. If I had to be objective, I deserved to be on the list-- simply go over my posts for the past month. What is pathetic is why you are stll bitching. Hey spurious, you did not deserve to be on the list and you can bitch all you want, but it won't change a fucking thing. You can also go ahead and write better posts and threads--this I advise; but it still won't change a fucking thing when it comes to these awards.,

 

At least he didn't put himself in the number one slot.

 

The whinning bitch:

You claim that you do not give a shit, and yet you are viewing this thread and bitching about my nominees. You are pathetic because you do care, and because you do care, you will keep coming backand looking at the progression of this thread. Counsler, you are bitching and you are annoying the fuck out of me, and I do not want to be fukcing annoyed for then I will start...
For the last fucking time, if you fit the prerequisites for nomination, I'd have included you. You do not, and as such, fuck off.

These are nominations and the order is irrelevant. Also, no, I am not the best poster.

 

na ja...aren't we easily agitated.


maybe we can make a category for that.

 

Hows Xev on most popular? And I know he doesnt have it now, but Wes morris's dancing and changing coloured backgrounds avatars were good.