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Key To Techno Santa (http://www.linuxgrrls.org/~nick/tsanta.html)

e. Recoilless Rifle (Bazooka). Santa hasn't got time any more to mess around trying to find your chimney, if that is you have one. He hasn't even got time to stand around while you answer your doorbell. This year, he intends to make a clean surgical hole through your living-room wall.

h. and i. Hand-held Laser Target Designation-Gun and Laser-Guided Smart Presents. Once the hole is made, Santa will aim the laser into your living room, and deliver Smart Presents with pin-point accuracy by the 'Fire-and-Forget' method. (This Christmas morning, you should awake to find a smoking hole in your wall, a charred Christmas tree and a few Smart presents dotted about, each in their own little crater.)

Lol! :D

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