I'm having a tea party, as per Water's suggestion.

I'll send out the invitations shortly.

Alright, I've decided upon who I'm inviting.
Everyone.

Please be polite, don't interrupt, and no religion or politics. While this should go without saying, I feel that if I don't say it someone will make an embarassing social blunder. And then I would just feel bad for them.

I'll be your gracious host.
*Ahem*
Tea anyone?

(I swear I'm not a fag.)

nope, just frightfully british.

(stole that from mr. anonymous)

I don't like tea, may I have a beer please? You may serve it to me in a tea cup and I will drink properly (with my pinky extended).

So.....what brings you all to this lovely gathering today?

Yes, thank you. Two sugars please. Where are the women at?

I'm right here:)

I also have 3 young single friends that should be arriving shortly. Would you like to meet them?

Most indubitably! No cream for me, thank you sir. :o

I also have 3 young single friends that should be arriving shortly. Would you like to meet them?

Certainly! Send them my way. Warm up my tea a bit if you don't mind.

Sute thing mates. Is that seven teas?

Sorry, no beer here, only tea.

So I just came back from England. Is it common for English to cream their tea?

Oh, hello! So lovely to be here.
A wonderful [tee-pahr-tee] you have here. I'm most delighted.
Exquisit!

Ghm. Tea, please, jasmin and green tea. No milk, no sugar. Yes, thank you sir. So, how do you like the weather?

Th weather here is great, not too warm, not too cool. Kind of smoky though; the forest is on fire.

How's the weather on your side of the world?

It's dark. The moon is bloody. The deluge is coming. A perfect time to sip some camomille tea.

You know, I almost ended up going to Italy this week. Instead, I went back home to do some last minute drinking with friends.

We could have had ourselves a real cuppa , Water.

Italy is a fine land, in some parts. Yes, we could go to Rome. We could.
All paths lead there, after all.

So I just came back from England. Is it common for English to cream their tea?
What did you think of England? :) Personally, I love having cream in my tea, makes it extra special!

Firefly,

Too built up for me, personally. Real flat. I'm from Alaska, so I'm real used to clean air and vistas and mountains, not a bunch of frellin hedgerows.

Great people though, lots of history, lots of brick.

Roman,

Company C-1?

Give me a coffee.... Two sugars, milk. When you guys say cream, are you after actual whipped cream, or is it your name for milk?

Okay who farted?!
Oh…that was me.

I’ll have my tea with ice in it…pronto.

*burp*
Jeez that chili sandwich is giving me gas.

Cream = half'n'half.

Or whipping cream.

And Satyr, bugger off. You're too crude for this particular gathering. But look at that, I see this as bait. Ah well. You're baned for a lil while

Cottontop,
What's Company C-1?

Cottontop,
What's Company C-1?

Just taking a shot in the dark, really. You said you were from Alaska, and I had a long lost friend from Alaska about 16 years ago. If you don't know what Company C-1 is, then you can't be him. If you want to know though, just PM me. Don't want to come across as uncivilized here. :)

Give me a coffee.... Two sugars, milk. When you guys say cream, are you after actual whipped cream, or is it your name for milk?

Milk, in my case. Is half and half half cream and half milk? Never bought it.

Is hadn and half half milk? Could be. All I know is that you can't shake it and get anything solid. You can do that with cream, though.

What did you think of England? :) Personally, I love having cream in my tea, makes it extra special!

Good god man! cream in tea ! sir, you are a savage. No gentleman takes cream in tea -ever. We'll have none of your Johnny Foreigner habits here thank you very much :eek:

?? i like a large dollop of whipped cream on my tea

Of course of course, help yourself Mr. Slayer.

Is anyone doing anything for the autumnal equinox?
I haven't anything planned, but I'd like to.

Perhaps a feast.

Already getting ready for the autumnal equinox? That's early.

Roman
And Satyr, bugger off. You're too crude for this particular gathering. But look at that, I see this as bait. Ah well. You're baned for a lil whileIt is true that I am a poor fit amongst such eloquence and intellectual integrity.
My boorish ways and unsophisticated manners only bring shame to me and to the Forum that tolerates me.
I eat my soup with a form, for Christ’s sake!!!
And this at the royal table amongst the noblemen!!

I can only dream of gaining some insight through association and acquiring some delicacy and integrity through participation.
I am a wanton pupil ready for a guiding mentor.
Who will take me under their wing?

My expulsion was brief but painful.
I wandered the fields of existence in solitude, dreaming of the warm inner sanctum of Sciforum Kingdom and its benevolent Queen.
I remembered the footman, there behind her curtains, and the entourage.
I recalled my, after dinner, jester performances and my castration by the resident Holiness who could not tolerate my vulgarity and baseness, and I blushed.
I remembered the wizard and his forked tongue, casting mists of interpretation and magic in the air.

Can I have some tea, master?!
Then, perhaps, you can indulge my need for conversation by expounding on Coffee and milk, as it is the way of this Kingdom.

Satyr,


Here's your cup of tea.

Mr. Roman,

Do you have any scones for the ladies and I to go with our tea?

Scones are for high tea, which is served at 3:30 to 4:30 pm. So plaese dress for the occasion Mr Roman and my old friend Anal ;)

high tea? you mean were gonig to holland this afternoon?.
yes, i like my tea enriched with vitamins T,H&C :m:

And a couple of expensive hookers to serve it?
Hot damn!