Surprise me!

Eh, what?

Oh...

Happy Birthday!! (um, maybe XD)

Im confused

"Life is plesant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." Isaac Asimov

Boo!

ZOMG THERE'S A MONSTER BEHIND YOU! RUN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUUUNNN!!!!

haha just kidding...gotcha all worried there for a sec didn't I eh? EH? ....thats what I thought

...reading that over I see its kinda random....o well.....gfhjkf fghjdrtydfgj ghjkty!

surprise! (http://jwesmorris.home.mchsi.com/indianfunkexp.mp3)

:cool: Who`s yo daddy? :D

Stretched,

This wasn't a surprise.

:(

Surprise me!
no.

no.

Duh de duh de duh, selfish bastard.

Duh de duh de duh, selfish bastard.
Am I selfish or are you self-absorbed in requesting others to bend to your whim?
Perhaps I am your liberator, attempting to release you from the shackles of your self-important point of view.

Am I selfish or are you self-absorbed in requesting others to bend to your whim?
Perhaps I am your liberator, attempting to release you from the shackles of your self-important point of view.


I am not requesting others to bend to my whim. I don't want anyone to bend to my whims.

I just wanted some kindness.

I bet you didn't expect me to say "no." did you?
Wouldn't that qualify as a surprise?

I bet you didn't expect me to say "no." did you?

I was afraid someone would say no.
Am not sure whether I expected it.

I was afraid someone would say no.
So, it really wasn't very clever after all, huh?
Oh well.

Did you know...
If you stir a sweet soda (preferrably from a fountain) in a cup until bubbles stop rising, you can float soda droplets on the surface?
Sometimes multiple ones.
I discovered this as a kid and it still never fails to make me smile.
After stirring it sufficiently, dip the straw in, put your finger over the end of the straw and draw it out (so there is a few drops of soda in the straw).
Next, let one drop out slowly.
If you have the right-sized drop, dropped at the right height and angle, the droplet will "dance" across the surface until it come to rest at the center Sometimes, if the soda isn't the right mixture and the drop isn;t the right size, the droplet will "pop" quickly.
If you get it JUST RIGHT, you can drop 2 or even 3 droplets on the surface, and they will spin and dance around each other.
It has kept me busy at diners for long periods of time, I tell you.
It doesn't usually take much time, adjusting the size, height (generally less than 1/2 inch, but can't be too close either) and angle of the straw to float a droplet.
It could take some practice to make three of them dance around each other and come to rest in a triangle in the center, however.

Are you surprised?

A person who is afraid cannot be surprised.

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A person who is afraid cannot be surprised.
You were afraid someone would say that whole bit about the soda droplets too?

If I'd shit a condom, I'd be rather suprised. Mon Dieu!
Perhaps you should take a dump?

The Golden Path

Take my hand this way we'll go,
Said the man above,
I'll take you to a place of joy,
Where you will find true love,

If you let go, go on your own,
But mistakes you will make,
For many other ways there are,
Which you are sure to take,

When you feel that you are lost,
All you have to do is pray,
And I'll be there once again,
To help you on your way,

I did pray and just as said,
He shined his light from above,
That showed me the way down the golden path,
That led me to your love.

- Sonya Turnbow