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Varda
10-27-07, 09:42 AM
How would you do it?

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 09:43 AM
with a picture of you in my hand...

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 09:45 AM
wow.... i'mm totally full of shit today...

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 09:47 AM
by the way i'd probably take an overdose, but make sure i took enough and didnt just go into a coma

cosmictraveler
10-27-07, 09:51 AM
I wouldn't do it for life is to important BUT if I were dying of a terminal

disease that was giving me much pain and suffering I'd use the Kevorkian

diet plan! He makes up a injection like that of prisoners on death row get

when they are lethally injected. Oregon has a law that allows for this type

of procedure, assisted suicide its called.

S.A.M.
10-27-07, 09:52 AM
I don't think I could ever commit suicide. I think too much.

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 09:52 AM
I wouldn't do it for life is to important

Lies.....

Nikelodeon
10-27-07, 09:53 AM
Well I suppose as painlessly as possible.

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 10:02 AM
Not a gun though, wouldn't want to give the cleaner a hard day...

James R
10-27-07, 10:15 AM
Are you ok, Varda?

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 10:16 AM
lol its cause she ended our relationship...

Orleander
10-27-07, 10:22 AM
OD on pills. Just go to sleep and slip away.

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 10:25 AM
OD on pills. Just go to sleep and slip away.

make sure u take enough tough ;)

Ghost_007
10-27-07, 10:26 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article86366.ece

DIY FAN Kevin Brunie built a guillotine ? then beheaded himself in his back garden.

The keen carpenter spent weeks making the device out of wood with a metal blade.

He told relatives it was a toy car. Dad-of-two Kevin, 42, was said to have been in good spirits and was “laughing and joking” with his mum Lynda Nelson, 62, days before he died.
She said: “He had not talked to me about killing himself. I have no idea why he died. He was always good with his hands.”

The device was triggered by an electric timer as he slept.

There was another story a few years back. Some guy made a full-sized guillotine and positioned it at his front door, it was designed to slice the guys head off as soon as the postman put letters through the letterbox. The guy set everything up and then just went to sleep.

shorty_37
10-27-07, 10:27 AM
How would you do it?

What prompted this question:shrug:

Orleander
10-27-07, 10:27 AM
You gotta be careful, take too much and it upsets your system. You just end up puking it all back up.
My Dad had prostate cancer that moved into his spine. He researched it. He kept his 'going away party' in his medicine cabinet and all of us kids were told about it. If we were told he wanted to party, we knew what he meant.
He never did.

Nikelodeon
10-27-07, 10:27 AM
There was another story a few years back. Some guy made a full-sized guillotine and positioned it at his front door, it was designed to slice the guys head off as soon as the postman put letters through the letterbox. The guy set everything up and then just went to sleep.

How can you go to sleep!!!

francois
10-27-07, 10:32 AM
Method 8: Emotionally Disturbing Piano Wire Beheading

You will need

* Superglue
* Piano wire

1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 metres short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 metres short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue your hand to your head.
5. Jump!

The result: at 10 metres from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 metres from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.


http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Commit_Suicide
And a record 45,098 people have killed themselves after witnessing a piano-wire suicide. What a coincidence!

Ghost_007
10-27-07, 10:33 AM
How can you go to sleep!!!

When you’re depressed, when your life is effed, going to sleep and not having to wake up again must seem bloody great! These guys obviously don't fear death and are most probably quite happy about not having to live anymore.

francois
10-27-07, 10:34 AM
Are you ok, Varda?

I wouldn't be too concerned. She's not interested in normal things. She collects skulls of her deceased animals and penis bones. So of course she's gonna be interested in macabre things and ask macabre questions.

You alright, Varda?

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 10:36 AM
What prompted this question:shrug:

we broke up

heh its shorty, hi babe

shorty_37
10-27-07, 10:38 AM
we broke up

heh its shorty, hi babe

So that was 2 break ups yesterday first me then Varda....

Are you ready to commit suicide yet? :rolleyes:

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 10:38 AM
I hope its not me you want to punch

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 10:38 AM
but we never really broke up did we shorty? no we didnt....

Varda
10-27-07, 11:59 AM
Are you ok, Varda?

yeah

Varda
10-27-07, 12:02 PM
What prompted this question:shrug:

random

cosmictraveler
10-27-07, 12:02 PM
Lies.....

Why do you say this about what I believe is the way I view life. If you view

life differently then that's your opinion and you would be correct in your

views.

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 12:03 PM
it was a joke!

Varda
10-27-07, 12:04 PM
Method 8: Emotionally Disturbing Piano Wire Beheading

You will need

* Superglue
* Piano wire

1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 metres short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 metres short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue your hand to your head.
5. Jump!

The result: at 10 metres from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 metres from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.


http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Commit_Suicide
And a record 45,098 people have killed themselves after witnessing a piano-wire suicide. What a coincidence!

http://www.sciencesavvy.net/sui.gif

cosmictraveler
10-27-07, 12:05 PM
it was a joke!

OK, I just took it as a comment on my views, sorry. :)

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-27-07, 12:05 PM
:bravo:

Varda
10-27-07, 12:57 PM
I think I'd cultivate my own poison

Stryder
10-28-07, 11:37 AM
I think I'd cultivate my own poison

Heh, My 'Stundentesque' Washing up bowl has been cultivating bacteria a while now, I actually think it's presence strengthens resistances. Admittedly I will one day (in the not too distant future) get around to actually cleaning up the crockery.

lucifers angel
10-28-07, 11:59 AM
wow.... i'mm totally full of shit today...

why change an habit of a lifetime?

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i wouldnt kill myself life is to sweet!! and besides its a waste, but if i had to choose i would go out having sex

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-28-07, 12:01 PM
that comment brings pain to my heart, it really does...

lucifers angel
10-28-07, 12:04 PM
that comment brings pain to my heart, it really does...

oh sorry i didnt mean to upset you!! :rolleyes:

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-28-07, 12:11 PM
no i actually have high blood pressure...

lucifers angel
10-28-07, 12:28 PM
no i actually have high blood pressure...

cut down on all the salty foods then

Non-Logical-Idea-Guy
10-28-07, 12:41 PM
no its heraditary, i'm actually in quite good shape as far as muy cholesterol goes...

maxg
10-28-07, 01:50 PM
Overdose of narcotics (IV heroin)--about as painless a method as you can find.