Here's a few stupid quotes. "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." - Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President "Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President "It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President "We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President I should have named this thread "Dan Quayle: The Ultimate Stupid"Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! "FIRST, CARRY TO FIRE." - Instructions on a fire extinguisher "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons "We're going to move left and right at the same time." - Jerry Brown, Governor of California "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." - John Wayne, Actor "I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery "We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice." - Larry Bowa, California Angels coach "If you or any member of your family has been killed..." - Lawyer commercial on TV, Orlando, Florida "Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion." - Madonna "Man shots neighbor with machete." - Miami Herald, headline "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." - Murray Walker, Sportscaster "If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl "Mattie's Restaurant and Yoghurt Palace, 'An alternative to Good Eating'" - Restaurant Business Card from Decatur, Texas "Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President "Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27 "Facts are stupid things." - Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President "Elephants Please Stay In Your Car." - Safari park sign "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn "After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board." - Sign in a British office. "MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M." - Sign outside bowling alley in Lakewood, CO "I'm someone who has a deep emotional attachment to Starsky and Hutch." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. president "Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii." - Tony Bennett, Singer "Did people build this, or did Indians?" - Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park "I really didn't say everything I said." - Yogi Berra, Baseball player "A nickel ain't worth a dime any more." - Yogi Berra, Baseball player "Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours." - Yogi Berra, Baseball player "It's like deja vu all over again." - Yogi Berra, Baseball player "Predictions are difficult, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra, Baseball player Hey look another smart onePlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Any one have some really stupid quotes. I only stopped because they were making my head hurt.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"Why do homeless people always live on the dirty streets of a huge city like New York? If I were homeless, I would spend my life getting to Hawaii or someplace warm and beautiful, and be homeless there." -Amy Maran
I can see why Dan Quayle is 'former' vice prez Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Heres some starting with Doctors' notes on patients charts (uneditted apparantly) - Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year - On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd it disappeared completely Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! - She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night - The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993 - The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed :bugeye: - Discharge status: Alive but without permission - The patient refused an autopsy Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! - The patient has no past history of suicides Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! - Patient has left his white blood cells in another hospital - Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch - She is numb from the toes down - Occasional, constant and infrequent headaches - Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities - If it weren't for the fact this patient is dead, I would say he was in perfect health Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! - Testicles are missing from this woman Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
