Last summer, over July 4th, I went on a cruise to Mexico. As you might expect, except for a few quirks here and there I enjoyed myself quite a bit. God what I'd give to go again... Anyway The liner had a set of carpeted stairs that went all the way to the top and bottom of the ship (quite a few floors as I recall). I was in a hurry, for some reason, as most humans are, and I was running up the stairs. Near the top of one flight I tripped and fell flat on my face and heard this odd giggling coming from the area in front of me, near the doors of an elevator. I looked up and saw this fairly attractive girl laughing quite noticeably at my feat. I stood, looked her in the eye, and said: "laugh not at me." "laugh not at me." Still gets me to this day. I continued to run up the stairs, then realized that I was an idiot, and went back down to look for her. I never found her or saw her again. Quite the story, huh? The purpose of this thread is to tell stories. Preferably true ones that happen to have some level of universal interest. Hopefully you get my drift.
I used to wrestle and I still like doing it. I especially like wrestling with girls, as many as I can at one time. So this happend a few weeks ago to me when I was at college. I was hanging out with these three chicks when we decided we're gonna wrestle. Now one of them is really strong, athletic, and the type that will ask guys if she could carry THEIR bags. The other two was pretty average. Now me trying to be a gentleman tried not to like, hurt them. We had some fun rolling around the floor, and eventually I "pretended" to loose. OK, perhaps not, but 3 vs 1 isn't exactly fair and I don't want to hurt them. Anyways, so there she was, sitting on my chest with the other two each holding an arm over my head, debating what they're gonna do. So I said something in the order of "how about letting me go? I won't let you win this time." That kind of annoyed them. OK it pissed them off. They noticed the rope on my table (don't ask, it was for a rather interesting prank on my roommate) and decided they want to like, "torture" me. They took the rope, but then spotted my duct tape. Guess which one they picked... So there I was, stripped naked except for boxers, duct taped to a chair. Hands behind my back, ankles to the chair, and one around my chest / arms around the chair. Pretty tight. Then they started to tease me by blowing in my ear and kissing me on the lips, except I had duct tape over my mouth so I couldn't exactly feel their lips. Highly annoying. After a while they grew bored. Bored girls in power = dangerous. They decided they didn't like my chest hair and that they were going to remove it. With duct tape. That was very painful. They eventually let me go, but not after they called a roommate in to laugh at me and make sure the story goes around. :/ PS duct tape removes hair efficiently.
First let's get some UPS terminology out of the way: Bags: A bag that is filled with smalls (Small boxes). The bags are mesh so you can check inside the bags without opening them. Tram: A train that is taken from one hub to another and to the guard shack. Today at work I was talking to my friend Leslie and she insisted on making fun of the sound of my voice. Like how she normally does. So I took a bag of smalls and emptied it. I then proceeded to place the bag over her head and said: "Now, I'd have sex with you." She then punched me. I didn't see her for the rest of the shift. So I went home, and she got on the Tram with her boyfriend Ben. Chris was on the tram as well. Leslie then said "I love you" with her lips, and blew me a kiss. Ben didn't see this, but Chris did. Chris pointed it out to Ben. After we got off the Tram and headed through the guard shack; she hugged me. I said that she better stop because I didn't want Ben to kick my ass. Ben looked at me and smiled. Then Leslie started walking out towards her car. Then she turned around to see why Ben wasn't walking with her. Me and Ben looked like we were about to fight. She thought that we were serious, we weren't. I told Ben to pick me up and put me in the garbage can upside down. It was empty and he's a strong guy. So he did. Leslie ran over yelling and screaming at Ben. All the while Im in the garbage can upside laughing. I then realized that I was stuck and couldn't get out without help. I tried to knock over the can but it was concrete. Ben tried to pull me out after he explained to Leslie that it was a joke. People were now standing around watching what was going on. I felt something hit my butt. People were throwing their water bottles into the can as a joke. Ben came up and pulled me by my legs and dropped me on my head because he couldn't lift me out. But thankfully Chris and Ben were able to. Well, that's the end of the story. Except for the part where I threw a water bottle back at some guy.
HahahahahaPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! That's a great story. Too bad you were not even MORE suave and cool and said somthing else. Heheh, J/K. Have you posted this story elsewhere on sciforums? I swear I've heard it before.
Was the post a long time ago? I'm fairly new here. And I don't think you go to my school..but I think I heard it. Perhaps someone read it and told kids at my school because they simply adore you, having over 5,500 posts and all. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
No, no I'm fairly certain we go to the same school. It's been somewhat of a mystery, but I have figured out who you are. I don't know how the hell you found this place--but I'm pretty damn certain that I sure as hell didn't tell ya.
Who are you then?:bugeye: What grade? I'm soo confused...And IF you do know me, how the hell did you figure it out?
You mentioned that you had a Nalgene bottle. Then, I saw somewhere else that you had gone to a dance where they played funk music instead of rap. From what I've heard that dance was terrible, that mostly drunk people went, but, I didn't go so I wouldn't know... Bekah, if that's how you spell your name, how did you find this place? It's Ian.
I was downtown one day, sitting at a bus stop. Among the crowds of people emerges a girl... nice looking, great body, wearing a tight black top and black pants, with one of those waist chains worn like a belt, which drops down in the front like a little arrow saying "here 'tis". Impressive... I looked. She sees me looking, and looks away trying to pretend she didn't notice. She sits down next to me on the bench. Never once looks in my direction. Doesn't say a word. Looks in her handbag, pulls out a packet of cigarettes and a lighter. She tries to light the cigarette but her lighter is empty and won't work. She sits there with the cigarette in her hand, still doesn't look at me, still doesn't say anything. A minute later, I take out my tobacco pouch and roll myself a cigarette, bring out my zippo and light it. I put my zippo back in my pocket. I puff away contentedly for a couple of minutes until the bus arrives, at which point I stub it out and get on the bus. From my seat I can still see her on the bench. As the bus pulls away, she gets up, looks at the bus, and then walks off. She wasn't waiting for the bus at all.
lol. I hope you kicked yourself in the nuts for that. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
