View Full Version : Squirrels Attack Tehran!!!


TruthSeeker
07-22-07, 12:01 PM
Last week, there were badgers (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/). Now there are squirrels!!!! :bugeye:

Take a look!!!:eek:

http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/07/20/280529.aspx?GT1=10150

"That is what the official Islamic Republic News Agency reported this week, that police had, ahem, "arrested" 14 squirrels on charges of espionage. "

Oli
07-22-07, 12:04 PM
"I bet they were British squirrels, they are the most cunning," he replied.

Of course.
SAS = Squirrel, Armed, Surreptitious.

Don't mess with a Brit squirrel, they're nuts!

TruthSeeker
07-22-07, 12:08 PM
Looks like iranians are nuts too...! LOL!!

fishtail
07-22-07, 03:55 PM
Watch out for the suicide rabbits, they have been training for years by running in front of cars.

Sock puppet path
07-22-07, 04:07 PM
This is my favorite quote

Mohammadi asked me if I knew where the squirrels were from, and I told him that I didn’t know. Then he came to his own conclusions. "I bet they were British squirrels, they are the most cunning," he replied.

Ya gotta keep an eye on those british squirrels e :D
Apparently the CIA hasn't discovered the potential of squirrels yet so thier talents are wasted on trivial things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXcaFC1vF0Q&mode=related&search=).

S.A.M.
07-22-07, 05:02 PM
What about the chickens? Have they checked the chickens?

More recently, U.S. Marines stationed in Kuwait trained chickens for a low-tech chemical detection system. It’s also well documented that dolphins have been used to seek out underwater mines.

My favorite quote

Still, the squirrels that breached the Iranian border carrying sensitive spying equipment must have been nuts.

And:

Hey, if these squirrels are camera equipped, maybe George Bush could use one for his colonoscopy!!?

hehe

Can we perhaps hire the Iranians to patrol our southern border? They obviously have the means to not only detect but to capture 14 squirrels crossing their border while we cannot stop thousands of immigrants from crossing ours. I do believe we can learn something from them!