Smelly People

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  1. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    who are the people that smell most?

    As I have already postulated in another thread 'rockers' score high on my list of stinky people.

    Of course there are always the obligatory old people who sometimes carry around the 'old people smell', but often it is out of their hands.

    Factors that contribute to smelly people:

    -smoking
    -poor hygiene


    do many 'rockers' smoke and seldom bathe?
     
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  3. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    Surely if a worthless, meaningless, damn right moronic thread such as this can be allowed to exist, an occasional flame from yours truly should be allowed?

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  5. norad Registered Senior Member

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    I can think of others, spurious, but that is due to their diet. East Indians have a smell to them from all the damn curry they eat.

    Chinese people have a smell to them as well...again diet.

    As for rockers having a smell...who did you hang out with?

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  7. Blunther Registered Senior Member

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    Erm, I guess I'm a bit of a rocker - I smoke, eat curry, and wash every two weeks

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    Guilty as charged, m'lud!
     
  8. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    my mother told me never to pay with fire.


    edit: also not to play with fire
     
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  9. cthulhus slave evil servant Registered Senior Member

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    my mother told me shed call the cops if she caught me manufacturing class c explosives in the attic again.
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  10. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    People who work hard outside sweat allot and smell.
     
  11. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Monkey said:
    That is because most stores do not accept fire, and it's hard to carry.

    Some people smell because they do not ever ever ever seem to brush their teeth.
     
  12. moementum7 ~^~You First~^~ Registered Senior Member

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    I have had my own moments.
    PHEW!
    Man o man.
    When I eat to much cottage cheese or over do it on the dairy, I let ones go that would make maggots puke!

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    If you don't belive me I will send you a sample in a little zip-lock bag for only $4.99 plus shipping and handling and for the first 10 customers I will throw in a sample of too much cheese for no extra charge.
    Order now while my bowels are still holding out!
     
  13. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    Some groups in Asia feel that whites have a peculiar smell, because many of us drink milk and many of them don't. For them the smell of lactic acid in our sweat is very noticable while we are used to it.

    I think that some black girls smell like my dog after it walked in the rain (especially the horny ones) and they always come my way, but i CANNOT stand their smell haha

    Black guys smell strong, but not bad, really more like full of testosterone like strong....

    Some mediterranean people are saturated with garlic odour wich can be quite discomforting if you don't eat much garlic yourself.


    White girls, hispanic, asian girls, most of them smell wonderfull, that smell that makes you a bit drunk and do stupid things

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  14. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Great Googly Moogly, Vortexx!!

    One imagines you charging nose-first into the odorific emanations of the masses...

    As I am more than a tad inebriated at the moment, it makes for a bizarre and humorous image which , i am chagrined to admit, has caused me to guffaw quite loudly to myself...
     
  15. Morteza Olangui Enemy of the people Registered Senior Member

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    Hi:
    May God bless your mother. Thanks
     
  16. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    Your bag arrived at my door unsealed! I request another!

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  17. Yes Registered Senior Member

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    Old people people smell, from using ointment and farting all the time.
     
  18. Yes Registered Senior Member

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    And farmers.
     
  19. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    black girls with ecessive hair products ... or something.. do smell.. but its not a "smelly" smell.. just,, different... you can always smell the differenace at dance competitions when you're squeezed into bleachers next to them.

    but my #1 smelly smell would be mechanics. well, and prolly garbage men... but i hate the smell of mechanics, espacially ones that smoke.. there's is this tobbaco/oil pan smell that i have a hard time stomaching. also, and im sorry to those of you who apply... but pot heads in the morning. ughk.
     
  20. moementum7 ~^~You First~^~ Registered Senior Member

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    Sorry about that Solidus!
    I am eating a big tub of cottage cheese as I speak to "fill" all the orders.
    Please accept a knotted ass hair ball as compliments of this unfortunate situation.
    Thank you for your patience.

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  21. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Vortexx:
    And you're the bigger dog for being so close to it when its smelling like wet pooch.

    If their horny smell bothers you so much perhaps you should strip for them and kill the libido.

    FYI- this inane thread is as funky as spuriousmonkey's other inanities.


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  22. spookz Banned Banned

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    babe?
     
  23. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    .......rhymes with "lame" if you've got a cold.


    Which is what you are, yes?
     
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