This is to make many of you aware about toliets that silently flush. Some time ago when they first came to market and companies began striving to find innovative ways of standing out this idea came into being.

I've never actually seen one being sold, but non-the-less was wondering if you were offered the option to have a slient flush over one that is not (and they both cost the same) would you?

No. When I flush my shit away I want the whole house to shudder at the foundations! I want the thunder to rival that of the Niagra Falls.

Nick persuaded me on the spot just now.

i've seen toilets that could flush 7 tennis balls

I'd like one with a switch on it.

At night it could be silent, but at the flick of a button it's as noisy as the best of them.

I want it to flush silently, but with added special effects like a waterfall or a summer rainstorm, accompanied by soft music...

I want it to yell: "Shit dammit Shit! What the Fuck are you waiting for!!" while anyone else is on it

I want one that has a feather that will gently float the shit down to the water.

I want one electrified that gives you a shock if you accidently pee on the toilet seat.

I want one with built-in shovel-and-brush action for those more 'obstinate' offspring.

Silence. It's great :)

I'm sure Fraggle will have something interesting to say.