View Full Version : Sick of people touching my ass.


wesmorris
01-21-03, 06:44 PM
GOD DAMNIT PEOPLE. Did you touch my ass? I'd swear you just touched my ass.

A little "handsy" don't you think?

*scoffs*

spacemanspiff
01-21-03, 07:01 PM
i couldn't resist:o

wesmorris
01-21-03, 07:05 PM
Hmph. I mean, dude, I have a sweet ass and I can't help it. Don't feel me up because I'm beautiful. Wait. Why else would you want to feel me up? Ha, because I'm substinative. Yeah, love my ass for its intellectual superiority damnit. Love that smart-ass baby!

LOL

(and i'm not saying it like you're gay... not that there's anything wrong with that)

Okay.

NEXT.

:D

Success_Machine
01-21-03, 07:06 PM
Don't be so hasty next time..... Maybe all you had to do was ask! :D

wesmorris
01-21-03, 07:08 PM
Good point.

wesmorris
01-21-03, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Success_Machine
Don't be so hasty next time..... Maybe all you had to do was ask! :D

Did you see what happened?

*giggle*

so much for being polite. hey people, get off this booty. :)

hehehe..

oh shit. there's something wrong with me.

Vertigoll
01-21-03, 08:08 PM
Gotta' love America.

Redoubtable
01-21-03, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Vertigoll
Gotta' love America.

Well, in Wesmorris' case, I'm not certain Free Speech is such a good thing . . .

wesmorris
01-21-03, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Redoubtable
Well, in Wesmorris' case, I'm not certain Free Speech is such a good thing . . .

Wow. I'm floored. Free speech? What? You're joking right. I'm damn funny Mister. Submit to my humor or well, or nothing. I'm funny though damn you.

*runs away sobbing like a little girl*

Hehe. WTF DUDE?

spookz
01-21-03, 08:51 PM
fuck! it was a movie i think

wesmorris
01-21-03, 09:09 PM
spookz is on it.. that's part of the deal (besides the innate funniness)

Tiassa
01-21-03, 09:34 PM
Maybe you should stop wearing the "Wax Me" shirt. ;)

It could be worse. You could have "F--k me" written on your forehead in pink neon.

:D,
Tiassa :cool:

ndrs
01-21-03, 09:37 PM
Yes.. I wonder...
In UK it is common to approach a girl by going up to her, and take her from the back. (As in a nightclub) Is it common in US as well? Couldn't women sue for sexual harrasment/indecent assault for this? :)
As for touching.. I can't understand those people who have to touch you when they are talking. Today some guy touched my leg although we were talking about pulling chicks. The problem is the women: they do that, even if they have a boyfriend.

wesmorris
01-21-03, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by tiassa
Maybe you should stop wearing the "Wax Me" shirt. ;)

It could be worse. You could have "F--k me" written on your forehead in pink neon.

:D,
Tiassa :cool:


DAMNIT!

*runs to mirror*

*sighs in relief*

It's not one of those shades that only shows up under a black light is it?

*panics*