http://www.preservedgardens.com/pressed_flower_images/flower/rose%20yellow.jpg

How I Miss Thee
Where Art Thou, My Beloved?

/sigh

*sniff*.....*sniff*....
Me and you both my friend.
*sniff*
Me and you both.

How ….mysterious and ….appropriate to have so many of the old guard simply disappear from sciforum existence.

What is a kingdom without its monarch?

A eunuch opining over his dick.
An impressionist failing to capture the essence of the original.
A worshiper dreaming for reunification with a god.

What is a jester without a Queen?

thank you, satyr, for wandering in
thank you also for adhering to the melodramatic vein intended for this thread

yet...

it would be amiss of me to allow your characterizations of what was (and still is) to pass without a comment or it would mean that i too, buy into the fantasies and delusions so grandiloquently presented

i cannot have that
lordy no

so...i must ask you...how does a piece of tail turn into a "queen"

and when?

disclaimer to my Gendy
piece of tail: rhetorical device

A piece of tail becomes a Queen when it convinces itself that its wagging appendage, meant to spread its pheromones and invite sniffing and which hides a gaping asshole spewing hot-air and malodorous gases, is really a flaccid penis that can fuck the world or a giant black-hole that can swallow eternity.

When?

When it becomes enamored with the illusion of being more than its nature and when it takes the fawning of tri-pedal worshipers as evidence of its own evolution.
When this tail-waging spreads enough osmosis, so as to attract the stray pups and lost lambs of existence.

The Monarch of Sci can only be a supernatural entity, full of the gumption of a warrior and the beauty of a secret flower.

Has it not occured to you that Gendanken, who lives in Florida, may be in hardship due to the recent hurricanes?
For what you know, she could be living in a homeless shelter after her home had been torn down.

The remarks the two of you, Gustav and Satyr, are making are inappropriate.

could you then say something nice about her, please?
this is a shrine y'know

maybe she moved out of florida when I moved in.

...How I Miss Thee
Where Art Thou, My Beloved?
sigh
What are you, a masochist?

Huh?

Well, welcome to the freakshow then...

Freak show reminds me of my favourite sadomasochistic fetish goth rock band Genitorturers
http://www.genitorturers.com/

http://piparmetra.net/pagrabs/newgenlithiumpicnicpic.jpeg

(((((((((((gendanken)))))))))))

i say
how does google generate ads like this in the topic post?

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Overture MP3
Evil
Death

what do they know about my gendy that i dont? :bugeye:

http://www.portalwisconsin.org/portadmin/artists/artist_346/15_Railsback_Goldenrod.jpg.jpg

Welcome Back Gendy

*funeral grin*
what do they know about my gendy that i dont?
That you've got the wrong genus, my Musca domestica.

Come on fucker...:

Introducing the Rafflesia (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.botany.hawaii.edu/faculty/carr/images/rafflesia_sp.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.botany.hawaii.edu/faculty/carr/rafflesi.htm&h=600&w=762&sz=373&tbnid=yeFhHbw7FkMJ:&tbnh=110&tbnw=140&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drafflesia%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr %3D%26sa%3DN)

A flower as lovely as its stink of rotting corpses is sweet, THAT is the flower for me.

Your flowers look like annoying little Brady children, mine? The smelliest swollen clit in the jungle. Ask Wawa....

Speaking of Wanderer or Satyr or whoeverthefuckheisnow:
You, sir, still don't know enough to know you don't know..

Water:

Has it not occured to you that Gendanken, who lives in Florida, may be in hardship due to the recent hurricanes?
For what you know, she could be living in a homeless shelter after her home had been torn down.

Precisely.

I've been stuck in a YMCA sharing space with degenerates and old people. I’ve had to beg for water and basics- have you any clue how precious things are once you lack them?
And all a girl gets is slander and ridicule for her tortures.

Count your blessings all of you meanies in this thread that have slandered my name, my integrity, pride, and self worth with your insults.
I've tasted the bitter salt of poverty in my leave while the rest of you still had heat and toilet paper.
I....I........I've almost forgotten how to type, so my neurons have suffered as well - even Nexus sounds smarter than I do what with his perixosomes and correcting me on my acethylcholine.

FUCK THE WORLD

even Nexus sounds smarter than I do what with his perixosomes and correcting me on my acethylcholine.

I lied.
I was really talking about acetylcholine....
Kidding.
I am smarter than you.
My intelligence has just surpassed yours.
Now.
Rub my feet, YMCA dweller.

How hard is it to be angry and a huge meanie when you see how much people you've never met care about you?

Welcome back, Gendanken.

http://www-visualmedia.fnal.gov/VMS_Site/gallery/stillphotos/Artgallery/LynneRailsback/A%20Canna%20Lily%20JPEG.jpg

Where Art Thou, Darling Girl?

I lied.
I was really talking about acetylcholine....
Kidding.
I am smarter than you.
My intelligence has just surpassed yours.
Now.
Rub my feet, YMCA dweller.

vert
you even talk like gendy

holy cow!
she's here! :o

/hides

I get a moderate erection when I picture gendanken shuffling through garbage for food scraps.
I'd love to watch and laugh and clap big claps.
It would be like seeing maya angelou take a shit behind a dumpster. Just gold, pure gold.

well lets see your post has to say about gendy

she is sexy even while she does the most mundane things
you liken her to a very talented artist

now lets see what your post has to say about you

a pathetic little pervert living in a sordid little fantasy world

sweet

she is sexy even while she does the most mundane things
you liken her to a very talented artist
No, her suffering and humiliation is sexy. Her shattered dignity is sexy.
I could similarly achieve an erection watching tiassa slip on dogshit and painfully twist his ankle, landing on the smear of dogshit and getting a little bit on his face. Cursing while he tries to wipe it off but merely spreading it around, drawing attention to himself and getting flustered... aww yeah...

Are you calling me a faggot?

i dont have to, kiddo
i know you are one

No, her suffering and humiliation is sexy. Her shattered dignity is sexy.

that qualifier is way late
my initial assessment still stands

yet i can still incorporate it

suffering/humiliation/shattered dignity are all experienced by gendy. she expresses them in her own unique way

it is her that you find sexy. to be more specific...facets of gendy turn you on. they are an integral part of her.

so you see, boy, there really is no escape in here (mallory)

http://www.mysticgames.com/store/product_lib/31161.gif
This girl I know, needs some shelter
She don't believe anyone can help her
She's doing so much harm, doing so much damage
But you don't want to get involved
You tell her she can manage
And you can't change the way she feels
But you could put your arms around her

I know you want to live yourself
But could you forgive yourself
If you left her just the way
You found her

I stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection

I stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection

You're a boy and i'm a girl
But you know you can lean on me
And I don't have no fear
I'll take on any man here
Who says that's not the way it should be

I stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection

I stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection

She's a girl and you're a boy
Sometimes you look so small, look so small
You've got a baby of your own
When your baby's gone, she'll be the one
To catch you when you fall

I stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection

I stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection

Sometimes you look so small, need some shelter
Just runnin' round and round, helter skelter
And I've leaned on me for years
Now you can lean on me
And that's more than love, that's the way it should be
Now I can't change the way you feel
But I can put my arms around you
That's just part of the deal
That's the way I feel
I'll put my arms around you

I stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection

I stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection


play (http://jmz.webhop.org/Tmp/Audio/prot.mp3)http://www.mysticgames.com/store/product_lib/31161.gif

This shrine needs more flowers.

Something appropriate like……. " Rosmarinus officinalis "

I could similarly achieve an erection watching tiassa slip on dogshit and painfully twist his ankle, landing on the smear of dogshit and getting a little bit on his face. Cursing while he tries to wipe it off but merely spreading it around, drawing attention to himself and getting flustered... aww yeah...

I dunno 'bout getting an erection, but that visual certainly made me laugh me goddam ass off...

Thanks, Doc.

This girl I know, needs some shelter ...

...

Wonderful. I've been waiting for someone to say this.

What. The. Fuck. Is going on here?

`
shhh...

Just the usual...

Or possibly not.

It's fun...
Why are you asking so many questions ?

Sing this song, which may or may not make an ironic comment on the whole thing... and you may or may not be enlightened.

Ooh, a storm is threatening my very life today
If I don't get some shelter, oh yeah I'm gonna fade away...

:p

Killjoy:
It's fun...
Why are you asking so many questions ?

Because this is a science forum and we're here to ask serious questions about sperm, farts, how many words you can make with "coonshit."

Because this is my toilet.

Water:
Wonderful. I've been waiting for someone to say this
?

`
I ask you then...

Do sperm fart ?

I mean... one presumes that if anal intercourse took place, that one could fart sperm... but this other hitherto unexplored issue may well be one of the mysteries which haunts us for minutes to come...

Incidentally -

Do you mean that this particular sub-forum is your gin-yoo-wine GI issue shitter, or the entirety of Sciforums ?

Is it a pay toliet...?

I could make up some imaginary terms from "coonshit"...

Who knows, though...

They might be real words in gaelic.

;)

hee hee hee...

Smell the air, its pay toilet my dearest Killjoy. Gustavio's a masetro.

Do sperm fart? According too Lola here they defecate, his gigantic mind has coined the term "sperm poo"
Fascinating.

So since the the colon reticulates in such a way as to burp sulfur and methane gas with ougoing feces, I say I say, a pooping sperm therefore most certainly flatulates.
This is why all males are full of shit.

I could make up some imaginary terms from "coonshit"...
Gustav
Spooky
Hathor.....

`
Aw, man...

I's full O' Shite ?

I thought that was somethin' more fragrant at least... like phosgene.

Guess I'll fertilize my garden with it.

;)

Water:

?

The lyrics Gustav posted are from the song "Protection", by Massive Attack, sung by Tracey from Everything But The Girl. I really love this song. I once even took a series of photos with the title "Protection", inspired by it.

Yep, and now that wonderful song is forever associated with ... oh, never mind, I'll just take some good drugs and erase that association from my mind.

...

Wonderful. I've been waiting for someone to say this.

water
dear girl
i am begining to feel gendy is not worthy of my affections
i mean, the little girl just compared me to nigger shit :D

perhaps she wishes or has a hankering for the adverserial relationship we had in the past. perhaps it is only when she is beaten to a bloody pulp that she is able to cum

i love my gendy
perhaps i should give her what she wants

http://nawtythings.com/halloween/blood/b36.jpg
I'd lay my head on the railroad tracks
And wait for the Double "E"
But the railroad don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood
I ain't naming names
She really worked me over good
She was just like Jesse James
She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well, I met a girl at the Rainbow bar
She asked me if I'd beat her
She took me back to the Hyatt House
I don't want to talk about it

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

(Well, I met a girl from the Vieux Carre`
Down in Yokahama
She picked me up and she throwed me down
I said, "Please don't hurt me, Mama")

play (http://jmz.webhop.org/Tmp/Audio/pppm.mp3)
http://nawtythings.com/halloween/blood/b36.jpg

/cackle

http://www-visualmedia.fnal.gov/VMS_Site/gallery/stillphotos/Artgallery/LynneRailsback/A%20Purple%20ConeFl%20JPEG.jpg

:o

pookie?

That's enough, Gustav.

http://www-visualmedia.fnal.gov/VMS_Site/gallery/stillphotos/Artgallery/LynneRailsback/A%20Purple%20ConeFl%20JPEG.jpg

:oAh…. she’s taken dude.

She accidentally fell in love with the first dufus that sniffed her crotch and submitted to her dominion, and he mysteriously stalked her, exposing his vigorous mind and healthy interest with that manly demeanor of his.

Do not be mistaken the entire incident was unintentional and her aloof greatness had to be coerced from its highness with the guile of an adolescent moron with a google fetish.

They shall procreate, creating a slew of royal-footmen, vying for the attentions of reality while pretending otherwise.

Why, oh why, must all things come to an end?
Poor inverted nexus....He must have been twisted back into place.
We shall call him: regular, run-o-the-mill nexus, from here on.

Ah…. she’s taken dude.

She accidentally fell in love with the first dufus that sniffed her crotch and submitted to her dominion, and he mysteriously stalked her, exposing his vigorous mind and healthy interest with that manly demeanor of his.

Do not be mistaken the entire incident was unintentional and her aloof greatness had to be coerced from its highness with the guile of an adolescent moron with a google fetish.

They shall procreate, creating a slew of royal-footmen, vying for the attentions of reality while pretending otherwise.

Why are you saying this?

i say!

pookie?
pookie boo boo?

And she's gone, as suddenly as she returned.

baby girl!
show me a sign!

/sad

sniff.

a thread filled with real members.

My stinky fluffster is indeed gone due to various hardships of life, unavailability of a computer being one of them. For the record, she finds Satyr appallingly obtuse.

pookie-boo. :)

god that was wonderfully cruel


/applause

/cry

How would she react, I wonder, to hear a nameless maggot like me call her a worthless slut? Would she type at me, do you think?

[Our paths crossed once. Briefly. She seems nice.]

jeesus!

that sounded too much like gendy!!!

/rips hair
/maelstrom of emotions

i'm gonna kill wolfie!

well?
what do you think?

Whitewolf:

My stinky fluffster is indeed gone due to various hardships of life, unavailability of a computer being one of them. For the record, she finds Satyr appallingly obtuse.


<------getting DSL in two weeks.

No more dial up, no more clock outs, no more log-back-ins after log-back-outs for logged-on-too-long bullshit.

I'm going to mutitalte the Gustav in lightspeed. MUHAHAHHAHHA........

Would she type at me, do you think?
Sure. Ahem-
How would she react, I wonder, to hear a nameless maggot like me call her a worthless slut?

Slutts get paid.

How are they worthless, you salmonellic sack of porkshit?

I'm going to mutitalte the Gustav in lightspeed. MUHAHAHHAHHA........


i'll pass
i like you too much
welcome back
try have some fun

i'll pass
i like you too much
But.....kicking you around's my therapy.

I just think of you hobbled and bleeding, and apply directly to the forehead.

its just a tired old hack
the things we do
lets move on, ja?

Now I know why most of you guys have an awesome post count!!!!!!!!!!...not related to the topic...I know...just my vestigial grey matter talking :)