Pop another bottle of wine open? First one to reply wins.

You should.

I win?

Unless the first one was a 1.5L, that's a no-brainer.

Unless the first one was a 1.5L, that's a no-brainer.Why are you so mean?

I mean what I mean.

dont be an alky my mums an alky (I'm only 13) its horrible and youll lose half your brain like my mum and be really retarded and embarrasing to be arpund soon you'll lose all your friends because in your dozzie state you will be so annoying you drive people away ... that why i moved out my mums house

You shouldn't put down retarded people.

I'm retarded and I've got many friends because of it.
smart people love hanging around retarded people because it makes them feel good. Like beautiful people like hanging around ugly people.

You shouldn't put down retarded people.

I'm retarded and I've got many friends because of it.
smart people love hanging around retarded people because it makes them feel good. Like beautiful people like hanging around ugly people.

I bet you have a lot of beautiful friends as well.

I win?

You win. I'm not sure of the prize. You name it. I'll see if I can provide.

That "razzle" of the plastic wrapping. The Fffffffffflop of the cork. The "glug glug" of the pouring of the wine into the glass. I somehow wonder if I've won the prize myself. Oh wait, I have, I get to get shitfaced!

dont be an alky my mums an alky (I'm only 13) its horrible and youll lose half your brain like my mum and be really retarded and embarrasing to be arpund soon you'll lose all your friends because in your dozzie state you will be so annoying you drive people away ... that why i moved out my mums house

Well she obviously had too much to drink while you were in the womb!

Oh yeah, and hey, pour me a glass will ya!