Remember my dilema a few weeks ago. Yea, thats the one. Well tonight I grew a set and said it. I am no longer a single man and happy as ever! GO ME! :D

Please learn to spell if you plan on posting such dumb threads.

Please learn to spell if you plan on posting replies to dumb threads.

Congrats, Gondolin! Hope it works for ya!

Thankee. I hope it works, too.

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Topnotch, old featherhead !

Give 'er a right fine schtupping then - and don't be afraid to break out the riding crop and apply a few "love taps" !!

;)

Hurraaaaay!!!!
Now all we have to wait for is the passing of that first six months of pleasure and passion, followed by a stage of comfort and intimacy. Then the slow decay until she begins getting sick of you, followed by insulting remarks and months of frustration before the relationship dissipates into indifference and you are left wondering about what happened to that girl you so lusted after and called it love.

Ah young love.
It makes me weep.

Im not a big fan of you.

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Buck up, young Gondo !

Go out and get yourself a pair of spurs, and wear them on your jackboots next time you and the bonnie lass are getting frisky...!!

It all goes West in the end...

Enjoy it thoroughly and then move on, should it come to that.

You've got us as a collective shoulder to cry on once all goes sour, and won't we apply a liberal slathering of sarcasm to your "achy-breaky heart", as that's what we're here for !

;)

Go You :d

Good luck.

gondolin: I ever so glad for you did you take any notice of us girls or did you follow the macho lead.

Jolly well done! :)

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Buck up, young Gondo !

Go out and get yourself a pair of spurs, and wear them on your jackboots next time you and the bonnie lass are getting frisky...!!

It all goes West in the end...

Enjoy it thoroughly and then move on, should it come to that.

You've got us as a collective shoulder to cry on once all goes sour, and won't we apply a liberal slathering of sarcasm to your "achy-breaky heart", as that's what we're here for !

;)

What on earth has happened to you, Killjoy?!
Where's the edge?
Don't you go all Oprah!

Congrats Gondolin, and good luck. Alas, my little endevour I told you about on your previous thread did not work, but ah well. I am glad you succeeded.

When can we expect the

"Im going to be a dad" thread?

How about I just got used and now I'm being avoided thread.

How about I just got used and now I'm being avoided thread.


Went downhill already?

How did she use you, exactly?

Maybe you were just too bashful and weak for her?

You should have pulled the Curius George on her. Especially after you'd hooked up with her.

Or maybe you did?

Went downhill already?

You could say that. I don't know what the deal is. Everything went so well. And now I'm being avoided, like the plague. APPARENTLY, this happened to a dear good friend of mine. Same situation as me... hung out alot, talked to her about it, she avoided him. I don't know whats up. I'm gonna find out though.

Women, you are lame. :D

You could say that. I don't know what the deal is. Everything went so well. And now I'm being avoided, like the plague. APPARENTLY, this happened to a dear good friend of mine. Same situation as me... hung out alot, talked to her about it, she avoided him. I don't know whats up. I'm gonna find out though.

Women, you are lame. :D

All you want is to fuck her, and she knows it.
Has it ever occured to you that a woman wants more than that?

Shit, Water. Maybe al she wanted to do was fuck him and that he was too shy and bashful about it? Not all women are so sexually.... reclusive. Some actually *Gasp* LIKE it... Now there's a concept...

Maybe she even figured out this cock was too small for her?

Or any one of a million other reasons.

Christ, Woman. It's been (half) jokingly said to you before that you need to get laid. Maybe the half part should be removed and make the suggestion real? Get some good contraceptives and take the damn chance. Relax a little.

Invert,
Not all women are so sexually.... reclusive. Some actually *Gasp* LIKE it... Now there's a concept...

I don't honestly believe that. I mean, I believe that a woman can enjoy sex, but it can't JUST be sex. There has to be a relationship or something. If a woman is promiscuous, it's for some other reason, like being lonely or sommat. Women who say they enjoy sex are just being TRENDY and are LYING.

invert_nexus,


You have missed the whole point of the Sex and the city series.

Female sexuality is not the same as male sexuality.

Christ, Woman. It's been (half) jokingly said to you before that you need to get laid. Maybe the half part should be removed and make the suggestion real? Get some good contraceptives and take the damn chance. Relax a little.

Why should I do so, why should I take that chance?
I am as relaxed as I can be. Maybe you (and some other people as well), would just like to see me dumb, and not saying uncomfortable things?

All you want is to fuck her, and she knows it.
Has it ever occured to you that a woman wants more than that?

Yea.... you caught me.... All I want is sex.

5 points to Water for figuring that out.

Ok, that is not what I was in it for.

I believe that a woman can enjoy sex, but it can't JUST be sex.

Uhm.
No.
I've known quite a few women that are horny little bitches that want nothing more than sex out of a man.

Perhaps these women were warped somehow as children. Looking for a father figure. Molested. Who knows what.

Or maybe they're just genetically different than the typical woman.

But. All the causes are irrelevant. Gondolin's girl could have any of the causes that make a girl into a horny sex fiend.

Point is that lots of girls love sex. And they don't like men that are too weak to go for it. They might think it's cute for a little while, but when they get sick of it, they get sick of it for good.

It's a tricky situation. Trying to figure out if the girl wants you to be more agressive or less. If she wants sex or wants 'relationship'. Things aren't all cut and dry like they used to be back in the old days when taboos were stronger than they are today.


Water,

You have missed the whole point of the Sex and the city series.

You didn't just say that.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're joking.

Female sexuality is not the same as male sexuality.

Yeah? So? You're saying that all women are the same and none of them like being fucked?

Why should I do so, why should I take that chance?
I am as relaxed as I can be.

No reason.
Note, once more, the (half) joking nature of my response to you.
Actually, I don't think that sex is the answer for you. You're clearly the type of woman that can't enjoy the act of sex. You're not one that enjoys it. You clearly want those other things when it comes to men.

Something for you to consider is that all women are not like you.

Maybe you (and some other people as well), would just like to see me dumb, and not saying uncomfortable things?

You. I'd like to see you dumb, Water.
That's my lifelong ambition.
And I know that the minute you get a cock inside you that your brain will vanish and you'll become some ditzy broad. That's why I want you laid and satisfied with fluids leaking out of your every orifice.
You've figured me out.

(It's not that I don't want you saying 'uncomfortable' things. It's just that when you say stupid things, it annoys. I'm sure you feel the same about me and others. Yes?)

This whole here ignoring me thing has nothing to do with sex. She's not the kind. I still don't know what the deal is. Can't get in touch with her.

invert shitless:

I've known quite a few women that are horny little bitches that want nothing more than sex out of a man.

yep. You sho' do loves dem O's dontcha skank?


That's why I want you laid and satisfied with fluids leaking out of your every orifice.

.....speaking of which THIS (http://jlhp.studio-zoe.com/i/fat.gif) is what you need.

mouthtohandish:

Do you have a point?
Are you saying that there are not women who like sex? And who actually seek out men for the sole purpose of sex? If so, why?

Ah. You just don't like the way I'm treating Water, is that it?
Water can take care of herself, I think.
She said something stupid and I called her on it.
I on the other hand said something 'mean' which you're trying to call me on.

Look, everyone. We have a valiant Sir Gallant. Would you like to challenge me to a duel for the fair maiden's honour, Sir 'Sose'?

Seriously. What the hell's your point? Do you have one?


Gondolin,

Yeah. Maybe. Maybe not. I'm sure as hell not in any position to say for sure that's the problem, just making guesses based on your original hesitancy with her. Girls don't really like hesitancy, you know. Not for long.

Who knows what her deal is? We certainly can't say.

Well we're soon to find out what's up. Im about to call her and get to the bottom of this.

Talking to my friend whom she's done this to before, made me feel alot better. Don't know why, but it did.

shitless:

Do you have a point?
do you?

Are you saying that there are not women who like sex? And who actually seek out men for the sole purpose of sex? If so, why?
where did I say that dipshit?
can you read?



Seriously. What the hell's your point? Do you have one?
seriously, do you??

My point's pretty damn clear.
I've repeated it a few times, in fact.
It's on topic. And it may not be the correct issue that Gondolin's girl is going through, but it is a possibility based on the facts of the matter available to me.

Your 'point' is nothing but to step in and be an asshole.
So. Hello, asshole. How are you today? I am fine. I met an asshole today. He thought he was amusing in coming up with funny variations of people's usernames. He seems to think he has a point but I think his point is nothing other than being an asshole. I think that the asshole doesn't like me for some reason. Probably because he doesn't like how I treated a woman. Apparently he doesn't like the idea that I have stated that there are women who like sex. And who don't want relationships. But, later, asshole seems to be saying that he didn't say that and challenged my reading skills.

Asshole is a funny little guy.
I bet his peeny is very, very teeny weeny.

Signed,

invert nexus

skinless:

Your 'point' is nothing but to step in and be an asshole.

yep.

So. Hello, asshole. How are you today?
i'm sweet as a nut.

I am fine.
I didn't ask.

I met an asshole today.
Takes one to know one...

I think that the asshole doesn't like me for some reason. Probably because he doesn't like how I treated a woman.
nope.
Just bored.


Apparently he doesn't like the idea that I have stated that there are women who like sex. And who don't want relationships. But, later, asshole seems to be saying that he didn't say that and challenged my reading skills.

Asshole is a funny little guy.
I bet his peeny is very, very teeny weeny.............yada yada yada yada yada..........................................ZZZZ ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

rant over?
I never stated I had any point, never alluded that I was making any points, or infact that I was needed to make any points, you're the one who seems to have a hard on with my points.

I love how Goldolin keeps getting a word in but no one cares.

Dude move on....You met a girl who doesn't know what she wants...it happens, has happened and will happen.

No need to waste time.

Invert.




No reason.

Aha. Everyone is doing it so why ...


Note, once more, the (half) joking nature of my response to you.
Actually, I don't think that sex is the answer for you. You're clearly the type of woman that can't enjoy the act of sex. You're not one that enjoys it.

TYPE?
Type?


You. I'd like to see you dumb, Water.
That's my lifelong ambition.
And I know that the minute you get a cock inside you that your brain will vanish and you'll become some ditzy broad. That's why I want you laid and satisfied with fluids leaking out of your every orifice.
You've figured me out.

If you read this sentence to the end, you will get syphilis. There you go, one portion of syphilis has been served.


(It's not that I don't want you saying 'uncomfortable' things. It's just that when you say stupid things, it annoys. I'm sure you feel the same about me and others. Yes?)

No, I do not feel that way about others.
I'm not a touchy twit like you.

Im not a big fan of you.
Don't worry about him.... he is just a lonely bitter man...

You could say that. I don't know what the deal is. Everything went so well. And now I'm being avoided, like the plague. APPARENTLY, this happened to a dear good friend of mine. Same situation as me... hung out alot, talked to her about it, she avoided him. I don't know whats up. I'm gonna find out though.

Women, you are lame. :D
That is called "hormones". If it is meant to be, she will be around after the hormone nightmare... ;)

This whole here ignoring me thing has nothing to do with sex. She's not the kind. I still don't know what the deal is. Can't get in touch with her.
Give her some time and space. Women need that. If you get too clingy, she will run away. Let her loose and she might come back... ;)

Invert.

You truly are white trash. Life is worth nothing to you.

My. My.
Aren't you pissy?
Why?
You just can't admit that you said a stupid thing, can you?

I'll concede that 'type' wasn't a good word to use. But I won't take back that from what I know about you, you seem to be incapable of enjoying sex. Wes made excellent arguments at the other place about sex not being rational and you just poo-pooed everything he said and insisted on intellectualizing the process.

I'll give you this.
It's quite possible that that thread wasn't about you at all. Just a question.
But, you popping into this thread with this accusation of Gondolin only wanting to 'fuck her'... Where'd that come from, Water?
And then when I reply to you that some women actually like sex. And (jokingly (explicitly stated)) say the stereotypical line about maybe you needing to get laid, you respond with this shit about me (and other people) wanting you to be dumb and not being comfortable with you saying 'uncomfortable' things.

What you said wasn't uncomfortable. It was simply... outrageous. And then you come back with... Sex in the City?! Ok. I still think maybe you were joking about that. But still. The sentiments you're coming across with are... very... sexually... reclusive.

I'm not the one that started the vein of conversation. You did, water. So don't get angry with me that I'm going to call you on saying stupid things. We all say stupid things sometimes. (Yes. Even me. Very rarely. (That was a joke. Laugh.))

Anyway.
About the 'no reason'.
What I mean is that only you can prevent forest fires...


And.
By the way.
Truthseeker the woman expert is pretty fucking funny.
Tell us more, O Wise One.


And. One more 'by the way'.
Life is what I make of it.
And I like life.
Even when I hate it.
I choose life.
Because only I can prevent forest fires...

And.
By the way.
Truthseeker the woman expert is pretty fucking funny.
Tell us more, O Wise One.
Yeah sure! Why not help the lonely bitter old man of sciforums...? :rolleyes:
What about...: If you don't have anything better to say- just shut up. That's a good rule not to scare women away. Of course your big ugly face might not be helpful, eh? In which case, why don't you just put a bag over it? Ah? :p

Remember my dilema a few weeks ago. Yea, thats the one. Well tonight I grew a set and said it. I am no longer a single man and happy as ever! GO ME! :D
Gondolin, Did she ever promise to give you back your balls, or are they held in trust for you? I can say this though, that as long as she is holding them in her hand, life cannot be all that bad, can it?
Geistkiesel :cool:

Ok... no more arguing from any of you's. Its all good now. I gave her a call and its all cool. So, stop arguing over which sex demands the most sex.

Guys, of course...

I agree.

What was so 'obvious' about it?
Had Gondolin, even once, mentioned sex?
People had jokingly mentioned sex in the thread, but Gondolin? Not once.
But. I guess to mind readers it's 'obvious' that all he wanted to do was 'fuck' the girl.

Gondolin, you're a fucking pig. We all know that all you wanted that poor, poor girl for was so that you could shuck her out of her tight, tight blue jeans and slam that twat with your throbbing man-muscle.
How fucking dare you?!


Truthseeker,
If you don't have anything better to say- just shut up.
Better than what?

Invert's so hung up on sex. Hahahahahahahahhaaaaa.

Man, get over you dick.

My dick is too big to get over it...

Anyway.
My original point (well after my initial ribbing of the kid with the Curious George) was that it wasn't necessarily about sex.

It's water who thought it evident that Gondolin was a sex fiend.

I, however, am a sex fiend. I'll admit. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?

I would love to fight you nexus.

I'd spread you all over.

Then I'd sodomize you. You know, to really establish my dominance.


Seriously though, your obsession with sex is hi-larious.
Anytime some noobie to sciforums shows up and asks what love is (wot is love?), someone says something about the Greeks and having four types of love. And then you pop up and go analsexanalsexanalsexanalsex with boys! Muahahaha!

But it's cool. I'm comfortable with the knowledge that I COULD BREAK YOUR FACE.

Actually. About the greeks and their love thing. You're thinking of someone else. I've never mentioned that.

But. I must admit that I do enjoy talking about cocks and pussies. Always have. Like I said. I'm a sex fiend. I won't deny it.

As to breaking my face. Interesting. I'm in the construction business, you know.

Anyway. Your response to me prompts me to ask you something.
Roman. Do you think I've become bitter or more assholish than normal? I used to be so nice...
I guess I do tend to jump on morons and newbs more than I used to. Perhaps more than is good for me.
What do you think?


Anyway:
Then I'd sodomize you. You know, to really establish my dominance.
Dr. Lou? Is that you?

Anyway. Your response to me prompts me to ask you something.
Roman. Do you think I've become bitter or more assholish than normal? I used to be so nice...
I guess I do tend to jump on morons and newbs more than I used to. Perhaps more than is good for me.
What do you think?



Hell ask any one us old timers (Yay..I get to say that with a serious face now).

Yeah you have. You use to be a inquisitive poster who was open to other ideas and patient. Fun to read. Now you're Gendanken 2.....

Don't fret though....it happens, no one here stays like you; a bright eyed lad, for too long before it gets to them. Either they leave or this site does something to them and their passion for higher thought takes a wrong turn ala your unusual fascination with this site and it's happenings.

Hmmm.
Thanks, Sarge.
I'll say this about that.
I was never as nice as I might have seemed when first coming here. I was polite. But it was an artificial politeness.
I suppose some of what has happened is merely the vanquishing of that artificiality.
But lately.
I suppose things are different.
Weird.

Ok.
Thanks.

Hmmm.

I was never as nice as I might have seemed when first coming here. I was polite. But it was an artificial politeness.
I suppose some of what has happened is merely the vanquishing of that artificiality.



I know, it happens to everyone who takes very strongly to this site (me being one)....

I started to go that path and then realized it was useless...I was getting upset at a screen. I've been angry too long, as long as I can remember...didn't wanna add another notch on my stress belt so I stopped.

Also it's hard to get angry after you've seen the same topic resurface 18 times....

Gondolin......as David D would say.....you obviously turned wussy somewhere in the relationship.
I'll ask you....who has higher status in the relationship?
I'm guessing from your eyes that she did.
Bad!!!!
She was obviously attracted to you when you had that breif moment of power/balls.
But the moment you go back to being a wuss......its not only no longer attractive to the women you are interested in....its actually becomes repulsive.

Take your power back and keep it.
And yes I agree with those who have already mentioned it....move on.
Remember, there are 3 billion more women on this planet.
And since its next to impossible to re-attract a woman that has already catagorized you as a "friend", the best way to re-attract her is to start dating other women.
Its a win/win!!
Anyways...great luck.

Sarge,

But that's just it. I'm not angry. I'm rarely angry. I tore into some stupid newb down in the cesspool for insulting the forums, but I wasn't angry at him.

And I'm not angry at Water.

I have gotten angry with Truthseeker a few times for being so incredibly dense, but other than that...
Well. Xev made me angry before the last crash by pissing on something I found beautiful.
I can't really think of any other instances of actually being angry.
Well. One. But that one was different.

Anyway.
I'm not angry.
I think it's partially a problem with the medium.
I refuse to use smileys as so many do. I find them trite and inane. :rolleyes:
And perhaps my writing style conveys the wrong attitude.
I do tend to pick on idiots. And sometimes poke at the regulars. And I always make fun of people who ask for dating advice (hence my seeming preoccupation with sex perhaps...)
But. Overall, I think I'm the same bright-eyed boy I was.
It's just that.
As time has gone on, one realizes that interesting topics become few and far between. Perhaps its a scenario such as you describe. Where you've seen it all before and so it bores you. You see a topic and you remember back when so and so was here and how you said this and they said that and this happened and then that and blah blah blah. And before you know it, you're taking it out on the poor guy.

Hmm.
And, then, of course, there is always the short attention span problem. Many run into that barrier. If it's longer than a paragraph then they're not reading it.

Man. What a strange old world.
Sometimes I wonder how sane I am.
But then I realize it's not me. It's all of you.
Fuck you all!

Disclaimer: I'm drunk.

Invert. I like you because you're consistent and considerate and thoughtful. You may be an ass, but I understand that you mean no real harm. Just part of the dialogue. I recall, about a year ago, when I first joined, you were long winded, pointed with your discussion, but nevertheless polite. Well, more polite than recently. Lately, you've appearead to be somewhat irritable, and smackin on noobs. As Sarge said, Gendy 2. (she hates those diminuitves, doesn't she? haha, I'll never stop that, then)

But you know what? I understand you. I understand what you're doing, because I do the same thing. It doesn't bother me, because I know your bored with the trite fucks who show up and blather the boring stuff, and those that really matter will know you're just fucking around. I know you're not... I forgot where this was going.

Anyway. You're in construction? So you're burly? I like strong men. Maybe you could beat the shit of me when we fight. I'd be tight with that, as long as you don't mind a little hero worship.

And, and and. You do such clipped phrases. It sort of annoys me. You use many a period. Anyway. You say lots. You just acknowldged that. DAMMIT I'M TOO DRUNK FOR THIS.

Invrt, though man, you're a regular and you're good. And what I say I meant in pseudo-jest, about you sexual obsession.

Dr. Lou? Is that you?
Heh, maybe.

I've been browsing old jounrals, pre-sci, and it turns out, I've really been always this way. It's just that this place really gave me the proper mysanthropy. I've always hated people, and liked to beat people, and respected le force majeure. I have friends who are only freinds because they're bigger and stronger and can throw me around like a rag doll.

I suppose the Good Doctor sort of defined what I've always... ehh, believed? Except I'm not quite as racisist as him. Quite.

Awww.
Give me hug you big transvestite you.
I love you guys. (Guys? Am I seeing double? Oh. Wait. Those man-boobs on Sarge... Group hug. (Group grope... Ick. Hands off my ass!!))

What? That you say? You're annoyed? By my clipped. Writing. Style?
Ok. I can't even parody myself here.
Heh.

Anyway.
Yeah. I'm a construction worker. And I can toss around some weight. No big deal. I'm actually a pussycat.

And. About the sexual obsession.
Heh.
I really am a sex fiend. That's all. When you mentioned it, I actually started to wonder if it wasn't becoming obvious to you onlookers...


Anyway. What's all this talkin' shit on Gendanken? The woman's a saint. And an angel. How dare you all maker her sound like Xev or something...
Fuck you all!!!!


Man.
You know what this place needs?
A big flame-war between Wanderer, Gendanken, and Xev. With the whole cast and crew making occasional guest appearances to jab at one side and then the other.

Fucking Wanderer the chicken-shit had to wonder off and metamorphose into the babbling buffoon. But it's just not the same.


Edit: Oh yeah. That reminds me. I miss the Good Dr. too.
Haven't heard his tales of ass-mastery for far too long...

Nah nah, I'm in love with Gendanken. Any attention from her is good attention. Know what I'm saying, dawg?

Invert, it's ok, being like Gendy is cool.... And you're not going insane. Plexus really wasn't your other personality, it was just me. But if you start whining and writing love letters, I just might lose my patience.

We ought to set up Gondolin to go on a date with Gendanken. That would either cure him of his hesitancy or it would completely castrate him. One of the two.

But as long as it's videotaped and I have the distribution rights. It's all good.

Ha!
You!!!

You know.
I secretly thought it was Xev.
I'm so disillusioned now.

You're saying you want me to start writing you love letters, you bohemian goddess?
Got any nekkid pics? Maybe I will...

STOP YOUR MIND MEDDLING YOU SILLY HUMANS.

AHHHH, I hate it when you do this. Can't you keep to science? No more politics?

An here I am, looking for shadouts of the Illuminati of Sci. Damn you senior members, damn you....

Anatomy lessons and sex are perfectly scientific.

Invert, I saaaaaaay yessssssss. Let us examine you first, though. Got any nude pics? Clothed pics?

Nah. Better not. Avatar would probably kick my ass. He's a judo master or something, you know.


Roman,

Shadout? Is that something like the shadout Mapes from Dune? Are the Fremen part of the Illuminati conspiracy?

I'm loving the direction this thread is going.

To Dune?

All roads lead to the spice.

How about all roads lead to Rome?

invert_nexus,


I said no stupid thing.


I'll concede that 'type' wasn't a good word to use. But I won't take back that from what I know about you, you seem to be incapable of enjoying sex.

I am incapable of enjoying sex with idiots, retards etc.
How inconvenient for you.


It's quite possible that that thread wasn't about you at all. Just a question.
But, you popping into this thread with this accusation of Gondolin only wanting to 'fuck her'... Where'd that come from, Water?

Where, oh where ...
What'dya think?


And then when I reply to you that some women actually like sex. And (jokingly (explicitly stated)) say the stereotypical line about maybe you needing to get laid, you respond with this shit about me (and other people) wanting you to be dumb and not being comfortable with you saying 'uncomfortable' things.

Too bad that stereotypes only lead to stereotypes ...


What you said wasn't uncomfortable. It was simply... outrageous.

Sheesh, oh, your sensibilities, you mofo!


And then you come back with... Sex in the City?! Ok. I still think maybe you were joking about that. But still. The sentiments you're coming across with are... very... sexually... reclusive.

No, yours are. Read Netty:
The mother of lust is not joy, but the lack of joy.


I'm not the one that started the vein of conversation. You did, water.

No, Gondolin has.


So don't get angry with me that I'm going to call you on saying stupid things. We all say stupid things sometimes.

The truth is sometimes stupid. Yes.


(That was a joke. Laugh.)

I don't laugh at command.


I choose life.

Yeah, you "choose" life.


Roman. Do you think I've become bitter or more assholish than normal? I used to be so nice...

Nah, you're not more bitter and assholish than normal. It just shows more.


Dr. Lou? Is that you?

You can't even recognize Lola?!?!
Man, something is awfully wrong with you.


But that's just it. I'm not angry. I'm rarely angry. I tore into some stupid newb down in the cesspool for insulting the forums, but I wasn't angry at him.

You are touchy, Invert! A mimosa!
As if you were made of some really dleictae soft tissue which, upon being poked at, would grow a mean hard crust over the wound.


Well. Xev made me angry before the last crash by pissing on something I found beautiful.

You were angry for that?!


Man. What a strange old world.
Sometimes I wonder how sane I am.
But then I realize it's not me. It's all of you.

Yup, such is the begining of all insanity.


You know what this place needs?
A big flame-war between Wanderer, Gendanken, and Xev. With the whole cast and crew making occasional guest appearances to jab at one side and then the other.

Nope, re-runs and sequels don't do.

Blotter, (I figure since we're 'fighting' and all might as well do the typical making fun of user names. Call me inverted colon or something now.)

I said no stupid thing.

I think you did.
You went from a to 93 1/2.
You went from Gondolin being a hesitant little boy who was too timid to get a girl to Gondolin being some kind of sex fiend who is interested in this girl for nothing other than sex.
And you did it with no intervening steps.
Nowhere does he utter such a statement.

I am incapable of enjoying sex with idiots, retards etc.
How inconvenient for you.

Heh.
Back to this?
Why is it inconvenient for me?
Would you have sex with me if I weren't an 'idiot or retard'? Would you fly to Seattle just to hop on my massive man-muscle? Oh. Water. If only I weren't an idiot. Or. Am I 'etc...'?

Funny, anyway, how you have to try to insult me in such a way. You know that I'm no idiot or retard, and yet you call me one as though it would be some sort of effective insult. As if it would... affect me in some way.
Why?
I wouldn't call you stupid. Because you're not.

Where, oh where ...
What'dya think?

Somewhere from the depths of your history, I should imagine.

Too bad that stereotypes only lead to stereotypes ...

That's hi-fidelity-types. Get with the times.

Sheesh, oh, your sensibilities, you mofo!

Mofo.
Heh.
Is that some kinda cracker slang?

No, yours are. Read Netty:
The mother of lust is not joy, but the lack of joy.

Yeah. "Netty" was on expert on sex and sexual relations. Everyone knows that.

No, Gondolin has.

Quote it then? I suppose you're going to soon post a quote from his other thread where he was joking back with all the ribbing he was getting?
No go, Water.
Show me where you acquired you surety of Gondolin the Sex Fiend.
Or are you simply going to say, "He's a man!!"

The truth is sometimes stupid. Yes.

Thought you didn't say anything stupid.
Are you lying then?

I don't laugh at command.

What do you do on command?

Yeah, you "choose" life.

That's what I said. You don't like choosing, do you?

Nah, you're not more bitter and assholish than normal. It just shows more.

Exactly.

You can't even recognize Lola?!?!
Man, something is awfully wrong with you.

Uhh.
You're kidding? Right?
Sometimes it's hard to tell with you.

You are touchy, Invert! A mimosa!
As if you were made of some really dleictae soft tissue which, upon being poked at, would grow a mean hard crust over the wound.

Why do feel this way?
And what's that crusty shell forming on the surface of your pond?

You were angry for that?!

Somewhat. She promptly bored the anger out of me when the whole thing got going though.

Yup, such is the begining of all insanity.

All insanity?

Nope, re-runs and sequels don't do.

Well. They were certainly more entertaining than our pedantic quarrels, I should think.

What says the audience?

For crying out loud, a man who is not after screwing would not post a thread with such content. And title it "She Saaaaaaaaaaaaid Yes!"

Unless, Gondolin, you are so awfully clumsy. In which case, terrible.

You couldn't be more wrong, all knowing Water. My fondness of her has nothing to do with sex nor does it have to do with anything sexual. Im excited because she feels the same way about me as I do about her. Therefore, Im happy me and her are together. That I have found someone to be with that likes me for me and not for sex.

You couldn't be more wrong, all knowing Water. My fondness of her has nothing to do with sex nor does it have to do with anything sexual. Im excited because she feels the same way about me as I do about her. Therefore, Im happy me and her are together. That I have found someone to be with that likes me for me and not for sex.

I sed:

Unless, Gondolin, you are so awfully clumsy. In which case, terrible.

Yup. Water. He's that clumsy. But. He's just a boy. Don't worry about it.


But. You've been clumsy in a way as well, you know. I do see your confusion now, of course. "She said yes." And when your mind thought "What did he say yes to?" You had only one answer.

SEX.

You're incredibly horny, aren't you?
And they call me a sex fiend.


However,
Gondolin,

You're going a bit too far in your own defense.
You're saying you have no interest in sex?
Your testicles have descended haven't they?
I think that Water was carrying things too far by assuming that all you wanted from her was to fuck. But you're carrying things too far by saying that you haven't even thought about it.
Liar.

Invert, in which state are you? Someone should relieve you from your misery.

However,
Gondolin,

You're going a bit too far in your own defense.
You're saying you have no interest in sex?
Your testicles have descended haven't they?
I think that Water was carrying things too far by assuming that all you wanted from her was to fuck. But you're carrying things too far by saying that you haven't even thought about it.
Liar.

Wow... so everything is about sex? I don't see it that way, but whatever. You're right, I have thought about it. I didn't think about having sex with her. The thought of me getting together with her for sex or it leading up to sex never crossed my mind. I'm not in it for sex. Some people may think "What the Hell", but whatever. I don't care.

Better than what?
Better than anything you say.... :rolleyes:

Invert, in which state are you? Someone should relieve you from your misery.
Yes... he does sound miserable and lonely....

Whitewolf,

The state of perpetual despair. You don't want to get involved with me. Trust me. I'm a mess.


Gondolin,

Liar.


Truthseeker,

You wound me, little man. And after I've been so friendly to you.

Friendly...?
Ahhh... ok....

In any case, I do think you need help...

Invert, in which state are you? Someone should relieve you from your misery.

Whitewolf, you are hot. Just so you know.

Sciforums is starting to look like a soap opera.... :rolleyes:

Sciforums is starting to look like a soap opera.... :rolleyes:

I retract my last statement, as new information has come to light.