A recent news story describes the death of an ocean shark occurring after scaring bathers in the Atlantic Ocean. What is omitted in the story is that two of the bathers were leading Republican candidates for president who were so frightened by the shark that they involuntarily pissed into the ocean. The poor shark couldn't handle this and it just, well it just died! Neither candidate is claiming credit for saving the other bathers, both being willing (with righteous modesty) to let the matter just go away.:shrug:
