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Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 07:07 AM
Hello friends Romans and countrymen

I have been dreaming of you, dreaming you all visited my new little website and made me rich...........no wait that was no dream :)

Anyway I thought you may want a look at what I have been doing while pining away for you all

http://dreamanalysis.bravehost.com

thedevilsreject
06-17-06, 07:32 AM
nice work :)

i dont really pay much attention to my dreams though so you wont be getting any service off me sorry :(

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 08:39 AM
Thanks devil, not sure I'd want to know about 'those' kind of dreams in any case! ;)

Keep me in your favourites though just in case

thedevilsreject
06-17-06, 08:42 AM
Thanks devil, not sure I'd want to know about 'those' kind of dreams in any case! ;)

Keep me in your favourites though just in case

dont worry i keep those dreams to myself ;)

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 08:49 AM
Haha

Guess who is helping promote my site! Q, my old friend and dearest comrade, who would have thought all this time, he was just a dear pal helping raise my profile so when I launched my new venture people would be all the more curious.......ah such a pal he is..such a pal. Oh and then there is Leo and phlo, must not forget them. The three stooges :) my stooges.


(no I haven't been smoking weed!)

(Q)
06-17-06, 08:54 AM
Fuck the lot of you

I am bored with all of you for your lack of creativity and imagination and plain stupidity, you want me gone...well done..consider it done.

Just a friendly reminder of how you left here.

Of course, we all knew you'd come back, nuttier as ever.

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 08:57 AM
Just a friendly reminder of how you left here.

Of course, we all knew you'd come back, nuttier as ever.

Copying some one elses private messages and LYING by editing it to make it look like a public post on a public fourm......to make a point Q...tut tut shame on you.

You are a Plagiarist, liar and ToR promoter :) thanks


If the ends justify the means then I will do whatever I darn well please within reason of course. Oh and thank you again for helping me Q.

Give my love to the dog 'B' won't you.

(Q)
06-17-06, 09:05 AM
Copying some one elses private messages to make a point Q...tut tut shame on you. Not that it is relevant.

You made the point, and it was relevant.

Will you be apologizing to everyone here for those remarks anytime soon?

If the ends justify the means then I will do whatever I darn well please within reason of course.

Since nothing you've done has ever been within reason, how do you justify the means?

leopold99
06-17-06, 09:05 AM
Oh and then there is Leo and phlo, must not forget them. The three stooges :) my stooges.

what leads you to believe that i am your stooge TOR?
care to post some excerpts and/or links?

(Q)
06-17-06, 09:08 AM
[SIZE=3] LYING by editing it to make it look like a public post on a public fourm

Yet, it was a public post on a public forum. Why would you lie about that?

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 09:11 AM
You made the point, and it was relevant.

Will you be apologizing to everyone here for those remarks anytime soon?





You want me to apologise to the forum for a private email that was not meant to be public...er no? STUPID QUESTION Q??? Were u ever intelligent, some people used to think so.(I wasn't one incase u were wondering)

The individual it was sent to does not require an apology and we have made good already.

DO YOU want to apolgise for shamlessly editing it to look like it was public and intended for a wider audience............?

Isn't that against the rules moderator Q?

taking a PRIVATE EMAIL and alleging IT was a PUBLIC POST, editing it to make it look public??

oh and thanks, thread in top spot, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 09:13 AM
Yet, it was a public post on a public forum. Why would you lie about that?


NO Q it was not posted by me publically

It was sent by in a private email, thus it was intended for one person only. That individual receiving it and making it public does not make it therefore change so that I intended it to be read by everyone.

Again STUPID question Q, are your brains up your arse today?

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 09:15 AM
what leads you to believe that i am your stooge TOR?
care to post some excerpts and/or links?

easy this reply and everyone of your personal posts to me that have zero bearring on the thread question. :)

NOTE: thank you for keeping me 'up there'. As I said the means do justify the ends.

leopold99
06-17-06, 09:19 AM
easy this reply and everyone of your personal posts to me that have zero bearring on the thread question. :)

how is asking you questions about your posts being your stooge TOR?
post the PM's that bore no relevance to the thread question and/or topic.

(Q)
06-17-06, 09:20 AM
NO Q it was not posted by me publically

It was sent by in a private email, thus it was intended for one person only. That individual receiving it and making it public does not make it therefore change so that I intended it to be read by everyone.

Notwithstanding, it was made public.

Will you be apologizing or do your remarks stand?

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 09:22 AM
how is asking you questions about your posts being your stooge TOR?
post the PM's that bore no relevance to the thread question and/or topic.

Leo leo leo

have you not got it yet? I am not interested in proving anything to you or to anyone else, this is why I don't answer your questions. They are all over the forum though leo, personal questions about me and my life. I don't need to dig them up. If you want to go on a mission like you did many times before digging up stuff go ahead. I am back for one reason and one reason only and you are being a trendous help. Thanks

:)

leopold99
06-17-06, 09:24 AM
Leo leo leo
have you not got it yet? I am not interested in proving anything to you or to anyone else,

then shut the fuck up with your fucking accusations

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 09:26 AM
Notwithstanding, it was made public.

Will you be apologizing or do your remarks stand?


Youa re a liar and a plagiarist

My comments were made to a person in a private email and he and I are good, so no I won't be apologising to him for the comments I made.

Are you going to apologise FOR LYING and editing the comments to make them look like I posted them publically?

Are you going to apologise for LYING and claiming I POSTED them publcially repeatedly in this thread.

NO ONE worth their salt in this forum respects people who make private messages public so I wonder what they will think of you for TRYING with all your might to alledge that this private email was a public forum post.

NOT MUCH

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 09:27 AM
Oh and thanks Q for once again giving me the opprotuinty to prove what a liar you are.

First I caught you plagiarising and now I have caught you out editing private emails and stating they were made public by me.

Oh and thanks for keeping my thread in top spot :)

Oh and much as this has been fun, I have some topless sunbathing to do.

(Q)
06-17-06, 09:28 AM
So, we can assume that your comments to everyone will stand as is?

No apologies are forthcoming?

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 09:29 AM
then shut the fuck up with your fucking accusations

erm no

(Q)
06-17-06, 09:32 AM
Oh and much as this has been fun, I have some topless sunbathing to do.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8f/Attentionwhore.jpg

Sock puppet path
06-17-06, 09:44 AM
Can't we all just get along????

Sock puppet path
06-17-06, 09:45 AM
where's the lurv?

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 09:47 AM
So, we can assume that your comments to everyone will stand as is?

No apologies are forthcoming?

Wot comments to everyone Q? Do you still not understand what private email is?

never mind, Wot can I expect from you, BUT thanks! 24 'hits' in 30mins! fabulous.

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 09:52 AM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8f/Attentionwhore.jpg

nice arse

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 09:53 AM
oh and that is a good likeness :) although I am bigger on top and have red hair

invert_nexus
06-17-06, 10:06 AM
Q's missed you, darling.
Welcome back.


As to dream analysis.
Meh.
You do realize that there is nothing to analyze in dreams, yes? There is no universal symbolism that is at the fingertips of an expert?
Dreams are composed of semi-random neuronal firings.
Housework. Shuffling about this and that.
Certain aspects have relevance as recent events are often found within dreams, but they are interspersed in such a way that no true categorical ordering can be obtained from them.

Instead, what is interesting about dream interpretation is not the dream. But the interpretation.

When a psychologist/psychiatrist/whatever asks someone what they think the significance of their dream might have been, they're not asking so that they can analyze the dream themselves, rather they're looking to see how the patient looks at the dream. What significance is made of this and/or that.

Dreams are treated like a rorschach test.

And your attempts to charge for such a service are pretty unethical, in my opinion.
But, there's a sucker born every minute.

(Q)
06-17-06, 10:07 AM
oh and that is a good likeness :) although I am bigger on top and have red hair

What, you have big hairy red feet?

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 10:13 AM
Q's missed you, darling.
Welcome back.


As to dream analysis.
Meh.
You do realize that there is nothing to analyze in dreams, yes? There is no universal symbolism that is at the fingertips of an expert?
Dreams are composed of semi-random neuronal firings.
Housework. Shuffling about this and that.
Certain aspects have relevance as recent events are often found within dreams, but they are interspersed in such a way that no true categorical ordering can be obtained from them.

Instead, what is interesting about dream interpretation is not the dream. But the interpretation.

When a psychologist/psychiatrist/whatever asks someone what they think the significance of their dream might have been, they're not asking so that they can analyze the dream themselves, rather they're looking to see how the patient looks at the dream. What significance is made of this and/or that.

Dreams are treated like a rorschach test.

And your attempts to charge for such a service are pretty unethical, in my opinion.
But, there's a sucker born every minute.

Thank you invert, but if you read my interpretations you may be inclined to change your mind.

Also the people who I gave a reading to were VERY happy and the one paying customer so far was also very happy. The fee is minute at £2.99 and thus not unethical. I spend up to an hour analysing different elements (which do have a universal meaning in some cases) and writing not just one reply but several, so it's more a running cost than profit.

If I was asking for people's personal information and using it to manufacture a reply that 'fitted' then YES that would be unethical and this is what MOST others out there do. I DO NOT.

I specifically state NO personal details just dream details. So it is only that information that I have and thus no outside influences.

Why don't you read my answers and then judge?

Here are the threads where I analysed dreams here:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=53491

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=54434

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=55502



:)

Note if you look at my analysis of woody's dream, you can see where I got my analysis from. To me it is obvious. Look at the other people's interpretations. THEY unlike me, told him what he wanted to hear..that it was a religious dream about Jesus. Not me. I say what i think is correct, not what will win me popularity points.

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 10:18 AM
By the way invert, little known but true fact

I had dream few weeks ago telling me to go doctors as I had cancer. It freaked me out. The only symptom of anything I had, I had for 12 yrs, but I went about that..in absence of anything else to discuss. Couldn't very well say 'I had a dream'. Anyway, the cause of that 'symptom' is still unknown, but in investigating it, they did find CIN111. Severe pre cancer of the cervix. Left untreated, a few months, yr from now I'd have cancer and have only a 57% chance of surviving it.

However, I had it checked, caught it, it was treated by LLETZ (x 3!) and so aside from regular check ups I am clear and intend to stay that way!

I am not sure whether I was worrying on a subconscious level about something health wise and that triggered the dream, or whther my body communicated soemthing it knew to me in a way I'd understand, or what. Either way...there but for the grace of god go I and I am lucky, darn lucky.

A pretty 'helpful' coincidence wouldn't you say.

All this happened in last few weeks, hence my stress levels at all time high waiting for biopsy results etc.

Had pelvic scan just yesterday..all clear. Hence feeling happy again.

:)

invert_nexus
06-17-06, 10:35 AM
You've probably played around with Tarot cards, yes?

Know why Tarot cards are interesting? Not for any mystical mumbo jumbo (although I suspect you believe in that) but rather for their interpretive value.
Tarot cards are highly ambiguous but also highly symbolic.
Each card had a great deal of alternate meanings that center around a general theme.
Then throw in inverted cards and such.
Plus the different positions of the layouts.
And you end up with quite a vast array of possible interpretations of any reading.

It's interesting to sit there and go through the reading with the person. Discussing this. Discussing that.
The cards give the person something to latch onto.
An associative array into their own being.

They daisy chain from this symbol to that and they make connections in their interpretation of the their own life that they wouldn't be able to easily achieve without the interpretive aid of the cards.

But, the cards are not important in themselves. They are no more than a tool.

And. The classic tarot reading where you merely sit with the reader telling you what they mean... that's useless.


Your interpretation of others' dreams is interesting only in what it says about you.
You become the center of analysis in such a situation.
You're displaying your own interpretive biases and associating with your own associative arrays.

You're under the microscope.

Sure. You can come up with things that sound good. That the gullible might fasten onto. And which they might even be able to begin their own interpretive dance with.

But, it's not real.

If I was asking for people's persoanl information and using it to manufacture a reply that 'fitted' then YES that would be unethical and this is what MOST others out there do. I DO NOT.

Actually, as I said, that's about the only way that such a thing would have any value. It must be an act of communication rather than a one-sided storytelling. It's not your intepretation that's important. Except to yourself.


As to your dream of cancer. Highly anecdotal and reminds me of Red Car Syndrome.
Dreams of foreboding are forgotten when they later find no correlation in reality.
But, when they coincide with a real event, then they are lauded as proof.

This is the reason for such strict controls in scientific study. And the reason why such claims are never backed up by science.

(Q)
06-17-06, 10:41 AM
I had dream few weeks ago telling me to go doctors as I had cancer.

A pretty 'helpful' coincidence wouldn't you say.

Has every dream you ever had come true?

Funny how you forget all the misses and focus on a single hit.

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 10:42 AM
Invert, read more carefully, I never posted it as proof, , I clearly stated I have no clue what caused the dream, and said it was 'happy coincidence'.

I said this:
"I am not sure whether I was worrying on a subconscious level about something health wise and that triggered the dream, or whether my body communicated soemthing it knew to me in a way I'd understand, or what. Either way...there but for the grace of god go I and I am lucky, darn lucky.

A pretty 'helpful' coincidence wouldn't you say."

I mentioned this story not as proof of value of dreams but more of an explantion of my state for last couple of weeks. :)

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 10:48 AM
Meanwhile why would you think a dream for example of lets say

'trying to fly upwards and being held back by someone hanging onto your ankles...'

does not represent the following in your real life:

'trying to attain a goal while others hold you back.'

To me this is very clear, but to those having the dream..not so. And if it repeats they may feel frustated and the simple explanation provided will help them to forget about the dream for one and also pay attention to this problem area in their life more closely and figure out a way of comabatting it.

It's not witch craft.

invert_nexus
06-17-06, 10:49 AM
Invert, read more carefully, I never posted it as proof, , I clearly stated I have no clue what caused the dream, and said it was 'happy coincidence'.

True.

And. Such an occurence is highly explainable for a sudden interest in dream interpretation.

invert_nexus
06-17-06, 10:51 AM
Actually, I'd say your interpretation of the ankle thing is quite common.
How a bit more esoteric of an interpretation?

Arthritis in the ankles?
A coming ankle injury?
Cancer of the ankle?

Why couldn't this grip on the ankles be a health risk of some kind?

But. Look. What if you then went to the doctor and found out you did have an ankle problem. Your previous interpretation of 'being held back' would immediately and irrevocably shift to the 'health risk' angle and you'd likely not even remember your previous interpretation because of excitement over the new.

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 10:54 AM
True.

And. Such an occurence is highly explainable for a sudden interest in dream interpretation.

I think you will find Invert those threads were replied to months ago. thus this is no sudden interest.

My health investiagtions began 10th May, problem discovered 26th May.

Thus no connection to my dream interpretting of months ago and my own dream recently.

I am of course more inclined to take note of my dreams than others because of this interest I have always had, hence I did respond with a visit to the Doctor.

Please do not focus on that. This health thing is STILL raw with me, I only got the all clear yesterday so am just glad to not have cancer.

Why dodn't you read the dream analyses re the other threads and comment on those.

invert_nexus
06-17-06, 11:01 AM
I'm not being flippant.
Merely demonstrating how interpretations can vary.

Why shouldn't a 'grip' on the ankles be construed as a health problem?
The associations are many.
Grip of cancer.
Grip of death.
Grip of arthritis.
Even the grip of a cast.

I can understand your sensitivity on cancer, but you should attempt to hold that sensitivity in abeyance if you bring such things into discussion in a neutral setting.
And you should really be careful in a setting where people are known to lash out maliciously at you.


Edit:
Heh. Caught you deleting posts... Naughty naughty.

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 11:03 AM
Deleted an emotional post which contained personal information, whats' wrong with that?

previous Point noted, I'll go back to my invisible station now. Adieu

(Q)
06-17-06, 11:32 AM
It's not witch craft.

Correct, it's snakeoil.

Deleted an emotional post which contained personal information, whats' wrong with that?

You've deleted your posts before and have accused me of making stuff up when I've actually quoted them before deletion.

You see nothing wrong with that?

*edited for refinement of terms

(Q)
06-17-06, 12:38 PM
I have been dreaming of you, dreaming you all visited my new little website and made me rich...........no wait that was no dream

Perhaps you will be a successful shyster bilking money from people, but hey, who needs respect when you're rich?

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/daz.gif

Theoryofrelativity
06-17-06, 02:17 PM
moo

Hercules Rockefeller
06-17-06, 03:08 PM
I have reported this thread. Hopefully it will be completely deleted rather then merely locked. We should not stand by and let someone advertise their own for-profit website where money is charged for a service. If this isn’t against the rules, then it should be. It’s spam and if we don’t kill spam ruthlessly it will multiply.

lixluke
06-17-06, 08:25 PM
You are charging to interpret dreams.
Do you even know how to interpret dreams?

lixluke
06-17-06, 08:28 PM
Actually. That is a good scam. I need to set up a website charging people to analyze their dreams and their future of great fortune.
You will be visited by an old fiend. I see travel in your future. When you get there, you will be considered everybody's fiend.

lixluke
06-17-06, 08:30 PM
Dreamer Bob says:


It started off I was watching TV. Like the news or something and there was this big map of all these land marks, and each square land mark had a number in it I remember one of them had the no.7, that was the one that the most attention was on anyways. I'm pretty sure the numbers were the color red. And I remember that the numbers meant that when whatever it was had earned enough of something up to the number on that landmark it would be a target and "they" (I don’t know who they is specifically) would take it out. Next I was still watching the TV on the news and they were showing aimers on buildings, like a target thing or something, and a missile or something would blow them up. Pretty quickly it got to the building I was in. it was a large building, not a house. Like a big hotel or something like that and I saw the target on the news on the building I was in. so I started running to get out of this building. I got out and I remember it was nice outside. I just ran for a little bit until I got far enough away from the building, but I still felt like everyone was trying to track me down, which is how I always feel in real life.
Anyways I can’t remember much past this”



Cool Skill replies:



You are easily influenced by website chraging people to interpret dreams, do fear change and perhaps feel persecuted even though your rational mind knows you have no real reason to feel that this interpretation will get you anywhere.

sderenzi
06-18-06, 12:35 AM
It's interesting but leaves something to be desired. If you were to study newer psychoanalytic techniques you would find just what methods are used by therapists to interpret dreams.

I've also heard the idea dreams are simply emotional arousals that never fully played out in the mind. For example when you become angry at someone but instead brush it aside. Dreams make a way of filling in this sequence so it is somehow completed.

I wouldn't charge to interpret dreams in a way such as yours.

Theoryofrelativity
06-18-06, 03:56 AM
You lot need to read the dream analysis links I provided before you start talking out of your arses. Oh and check my website, it's not for profit. There is a small running cost fee and that is it.

Theoryofrelativity
06-18-06, 09:18 AM
Oh and the dream samples on the site were analysed free of charge as all my dream interpetting over the yrs has been.
:)

James R
06-18-06, 09:40 PM
One thread about this is enough.