Senate passes bill to outlaw sex with animals

Admirable, protection for animals from perverts, but don't legislators have real problems to deal with, like the crashing economy, runaway crime, war criminals in high places?

 

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No, now where are all the beastiality fans gonna get their porn ?

good work..

 

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mail order it from Mexico or some other state where it's still legal.

 

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Even if the animal wants it?

*closes the trunk*

 

Geeez, now I'll have to sell bambi my close friend the lamb.

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How much? I like mutton, and the taste of other's pain and seething hatred as I tear into their love lambs.

Have you tenderized her properly?

 

I always am tender with her!

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I've actually never had mutton. I wonder if it'll taste anything like dogleike.

 

Bestiality is disgusting, but I don't get how it is the gov't's business to legislate morals or behavior.

 

Totally, enough so, I can waive the second part of your statement.

And I agree with this to a large degree.

 

If a certain party is being harmed by the behavior of others then who else can regulate it, but an authoritative figure?

 

What about transgenic animals?

 

I agree with you CutsieMarie, but there are some morals that we legislate that make no sense. Prostitution, marijuana, gay marriage, prohibition at one time and so forth.

Though I don't object to laws prohibiting drinking and driving and such.

 

Because behavior affects the well-being of those who can't defend themselves. That's like saying, "How dare the government tell me I can't beat my retarded sister! They're legislating morals and behavior!"

 

There's an argument to be made that protecting the weak prevents evolution.
Of course, I wouldn't be alive if that weren't the case.... If everything was dictated by physical force, I'd support the second amendment.

 

Get on this ....

You know ... we recently passed a bestiality bill in Washington state. And as a friend pointed out, "Well, we never really needed one before this."

And what was this? Only that morbid case most of you have already heard about far too many times in which a man died while having sex with a horse. The only charge ever filed was against the guy who videotaped the incident. He was charged with trespassing.

 

But what about people who grow up on farms?

 

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Wow. I mean, nifty. Er, neat-o. I mean ... what?

 

Consent does not apply to other animals because those animals do not posess the mental capacity to even understand the concept.

 

How bout murder or rape?